No,I haven’t developed Alzheimer’s and duplicated my Wolverhampton review.Payed a recent visit here and the girl I saw - coincidentally - called herself Xi Xi as well.
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Handler’s dealings + instructions were spot on.Prompt + clear.Excellent.
Location : Side street off Alcester Road in Balsall Heath,near a petrol station.
Inside : Really clean + modern.Used a different room this time, with snazzy lamps.
Price ? 40 hr massage +
40 B2B/HE =
80 Appearance + Stats : Navy blue dress : 50s : 5’4” : Slim size 6/8
Paler shade of Chinese complexion
Not very hippy,curvy or busty : 30B ?
Nipple areas were strange,with sunken/inverted areolae
Medium flat ass
Decent bush with long straight pubes that pointed upwards.Like boxing promoter Don King’s hair…or an upturned broom…..Maybe she stood with her crotch too close to the Van der Graff generator during her school Physics class ?
Weird,gotta be seen !
Face : Reasonably attractive IMO . Would’ve been quite a stunna in her younger days.
Personality : Fairly bubbly.Decent English.Said she was Malaysian.
The Punt Let in promptly.No prying eyes,thankfully. Taken to the left hand room this time + paid my initial deposit…..in order to make my final deposit ! After all ,there were plenty of liquid assets saved in my balls…
Stripped,onto table,head in the hole.When I eventually pass and go to the great Happy Ending Hall in the sky (hopefully later rather than sooner) I’ll stipulate in the funeral plan that I want to be put in the box face down.Playlist music kickstarted,Xi Xi cracked on with the rub.
Must say,it was quite a thorough massage.Not short on variety,her hands + forearms alternated between medium pressing + softer,more sensual touches on my upper body.A change from the beatings I’ve had in recent forays.Her hands described all manner of shapes + angles .Covered all areas + even found muscles that I didn’t know existed.They yelped with surprise at only just being discovered. She then hopped onto the table ,knelt over my head facing towards my ass,+ administered some wavy sweeps down my back towards my bum mounds.
Throughout,we had some amiable babble.While her English wouldn’t rival that of the Courvoisier -swigging,green wellies + grouse shooting brigade,it’s fairly decent.
Her mitts made their merry way down to my lower half + much of the same,with some greatly appreciated kneading on my bum .Swept + slightly parted my orbs a lot.Now,I’ve been disappointed at the lack of credit cards + reach-unders with my recent FBSMs.Every time she split my cheeks,I wondered “Will she,won’t she?” Glad to report that CCs and RUs are,indeed,in her massage glossary.
A few shallow teaser runs,+ her fingers slyly crept deep into my crack from behind,digging for buried treasure like a prospector.Her prize? My jewels ! Had a lingering play,incorporating some good ball grabs + scoops,+ lightly jerking the tooling .Splendid !
The catalyst for the “You wanna extra?” question….asked what I’d had on my previous visit here,replied I’d been turned down for a BJ,but had got B2B + HE.….“ 50 for that” Thought to myself -” Lady,who ya kidding ? Get outta here ! The going rate’s 40 Charlies !” Said “ I pay 40 last time”.... she backtracked + settled for it. Cheeky bird,chancing her (greedy) arm !
Didn’t ask for the 40 straight off the bat ,but I payed in advance.She peeled her garb off.Did some decent B2B on my back - tit rubbing + running/thrusting her pubic mound, replete with its unique shrubbery, against my ass.Interesting sensation ! Ever had your butt scrubbed,maybe even exfoliated, with a wire brush ? A first for me.Kink taken to the next level. Asked me to roll + the soldier was semi-ready on the turnover.
Disappointingly,there was no body sliding on the front,but did tuck into her udders while she stroked the happy chappy to his fullest salute.As already mentioned,had strange sunken areolae,but her nippz popped their heads above the parapet + stood proud with my sucking.
Showered my trusty friend with oil + a decent 2- handed shank pulling started.
BUT - after about 5 mins of this, the punt started rolling downhill.Xi Xi seemed to morph into a bit of a mercenary masseuse.Started to yank the member quickly + mildly viciously,and started asking “Why don’t you cum?”.Chill out - don’t get yer pubes in a twist, Mrs.Hong ! Why the rush ? Still had 15-odd of Father Time’s finest minutes left…evidently on a mission to turf me out for the next-in-line.
Started spitting on my cock,adding to his already considerable lather overcoat - to aid her tugging.Nice,but would’ve been oh-so-much better without this sudden,overbearing, pressure.
My troopers downstairs eventually parachuted through the hatch with 10 mins to go.Cleaned off ,kit on,some small chat, out.
Summary : Attractive, slim, mature Chinese with a unique,starched upright Mohican for a thatch ! Johnny Rotten ,you may have had one on yer bonce,but I doubt you had one downstairs - she’s got one on you !
Good massage,decent B2B ( but only on my back),nice undercarriage play,a decent initial toss-off - all tainted somewhat by that unpalatable rush at the tail end.Bit of a downer.
A weak green’s about right,others may beg to differ.Cheers,LM 
