Oasis Lincoln - Jess

[LordGrantham]

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Maybe I’m just being picky, decide for yourselves.

Meeting today in Lincoln.
£10 door fee - £80 to the SP for 30 mins FS.

Indian girl,definitely not the girl on their Twitter page (she’s not on the website) when I queried what happened to her sleeves she said she had them removed 🙄, totally different tits, 3:15 bolt ons that would never make a cleavage they were so far apart.

First thing she said was I don’t kiss anyone & everything I do is protected.
On the bed and she’s stroking the fella and my thighs, he wakes up and she’s bagged him immediately, very standard BJ for about a minute then she climbs on board and grinds and bounces about for a couple of minutes. Then says do me from behind, a bit of fake moaning and telling me to come. I say I’m not going to cum yet and she tells me I can’t bang her for the whole half hour it’s too sore.
Move to missionary and I’m off my stroke due to her whinging, try my best but I’m losing interest.
Ask her to go back on top which she does for about a minute, then climbs off saying it’s too sore.
I ask her to wank me off as I just want to get it over with.
Baby oil on the fella and I’m watching the porn on the tv desperately trying shoot my bolt. I ask to come on her tits but it’s not allowed.
She hands me a wet wipe and leaves the room, I clean up and get dressed, she reappears and lets me out the back door.
Waste of time and money, I was very disappointed as the Twitter photo (attached) was very hot.




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[braman69]

You’re very generous giving her a neutral. It sounded like you were describing a night with my wife 

[LordGrantham]

I’ve been ruminating about this review and decided it should have been a negative, could a mod change it please?

[Jamesbattersea]

I've never been to Oasis and this isn't making me want to try!!

[LordGrantham]

I should’ve put it as a neg straightaway but as I’m new to this world I really didn’t want to start badly.
This site is an absolute godsend though, I’ve cross-checked any WGs that look promising and had a few lucky escapes 👍🏻

[scutty brown]

she seems to be missing from the website?

[LordGrantham]

she seems to be missing from the website?

Yes, I asked if she was new but the maid said she wasn’t and didn’t know anything about the website.

[Jamesbattersea]

I should’ve put it as a neg straightaway but as I’m new to this world I really didn’t want to start badly.
This site is an absolute godsend though, I’ve cross-checked any WGs that look promising and had a few lucky escapes 👍🏻

Dude you said you're new to this .  Does that mean new to punting or new to this site?

[bigjay2021]

You’re very generous giving her a neutral. It sounded like you were describing a night with my wife 

Dude love your quotes lol reminds me of a night with a wgi had when she wasnt all interested and i had to watch the pporn to get myself offf
that pic is defo hot so can see why you went . cleary a catfish as you say thanks for the heads up

[LordGrantham]

Dude you said you're new to this .  Does that mean new to punting or new to this site?

New to punting, the first time I ever paid for it was Tenerife last month 👍🏻

[Mutinyonthecounty]

New to punting, the first time I ever paid for it was Tenerife last month 👍🏻

Congratulations mate and I wish you a long and fruitful career with many highs, amongst the odd low. I have just completed 40 years’ service. It is a long road, but it is a rewarding one and you will hopefully meet some great girls along the way and have some memorable experiences.

[Newtothisstuff]

New to punting, the first time I ever paid for it was Tenerife last month 👍🏻

Welcome to our sordid little world.

[LordGrantham]

Congratulations mate and I wish you a long and fruitful career with many highs, amongst the odd low. I have just completed 40 years’ service. It is a long road, but it is a rewarding one and you will hopefully meet some great girls along the way and have some memorable experiences.

Thank you, I very much enjoy reading your reviews, you should publish a book of short stories 😉

[LordGrantham]

Welcome to our sordid little world.

Steep learning curve!

[Newtothisstuff]

Steep learning curve!

So long as it's just your cock that keeps growing rather than your medical file, you'll be fine. 😉

[Jamesbattersea]

New to punting, the first time I ever paid for it was Tenerife last month 👍🏻

Welcome to punting in Lincolnshire.
It's said that Lincs is a punting desert but every dessert has a couple of oasis's. And I don't mean the one you already visited and it's sister establishment in Boston.
I reckon us Lincs punters need to recommend you dome girls to see before your first 3 reports all turn out red and it puts you off all together.
There are some lovely girls that work our county just not many.
Grantham seems to be very limited Grantham's finest seems to have packed in now, there is that Chinese massage place in town that has had a few write ups on here but most of those places can be hit and miss and usually just hand job to finish. 
I'm based in Lincoln and just lately I've tended to stick to my regulars. But there are a few good ones here.

Fifi and Laila are my two FS regulars, for me they are FBE (fuck buddy experience) but most would put them down a GFE rather than PSE.
This is because I've been seeing them so long now and i now them so well that it's like going round to see your Fuck buddy and just leaving some money on the side a help them with the rent.

Fifi has a very outgoing personality she'll chat like old mate from when you first meet. She's always got a smile on her face and got amazing curves.
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Laila has just got back off holiday and is mixed race so has a lovely mahogany tan, she has very alluring come to bed eyes, she's slim with curves (not skinny ill looking) and has the pertist tits you've ever seem with lovely puffy nips on top.
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I love to see them separately but when they are together doing a duo in the words of the Queen Song "it's a kind of magic"!!! Proper girl on girl!! It's well worth the extra expense for a birthday or Xmas treat.
I'm not their pimp by the way (they don't have one) before someone comments!!! But I am somewhat of a super fan!!!

Helena is my other regular I've been seeing her even longer than the other two ever since she moved to Lincoln to work in the now closed Heavens above massage place that was sister to bubbles in Nottingham.
Helena is friendly, chatty and gives a great alternative to a full service when you can't be arsed to have sex but you want some pampering and soft female touch. She gives a real body to body massage not like many I've over paid for over the years. Feeling her pert titties rubbing up your back is a real tension builder ready for the turn.
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Nina is somewhat of a legend of Lincoln punting she's a lovely lady and shags like a rabbit. Her pics are 10 years out of date and last time I saw her she'd put on a little but I thought she looked better, not fatter, just more curves. She does talk alot though and I mean alot. I seen her several times over several years. I'm probably due another visit soon.
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Kerry is new around here and i saw this lady a few weeks ago, I still need to make a report. She's friendly, nice to chat to and gives a good service.
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Another safe bet seems to be the Thai's that are touring Lincoln from Birmingham lately a couple of months ago after coming back from Thailand on holiday with the wife so I couldn't do anything I went a bit mad fir the Thai's and had 3 good punts in a row. They seem to be good VFM as well. Snagbadger has written some good reports on the Thai girls. There are always some Latinas touring Lincoln that can be good but they are definalty quickie or half hour pints not a hour shagging, chilling and chatting punt.

There are a couple of good girls in Gainsborough but not surebif that's too far out of your way.

Newark is probably easy to get to from where you are but there is not much worth bothering, stay well away from the Hungarian massage woman she's a proper waist of time and money.

I never go to spalding or Boston so I can't comment on them only that the roads are so shit to get over that way, I can't be bothered.

Hope this helps hopefully some of the other local lads will give you some recommendations.
Lincslad, Snagbadger, Marcus, Wiilja?

[LordGrantham]

Thanks James, excellent info 👍🏻

[Jamesbattersea]

Just noticed these touring girls.

I've seen Rita Thai a couple of times before when she's been touring either Lincoln or Newark she's not part of the usual Touring Thai group she independent, good service and speaks pretty good English
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If you want a slightly older MILF type i saw this one last time she toured Lincoln around Xmas. She's friendly, chatty and give a good service.
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I forgot to add this one i haven"t seen her yet but she's going t be my next to see new girl, she's had one good review so far.
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[LordGrantham]

Will check them out thanks 👍🏻

Not sure what’s happened to Helena, I emailed her a while back about returning from Rom and she replied “about the 5th June”.
On the 6th June she removed her phone number from the AW listing & hasn’t logged back in.

[Jamesbattersea]

Will check them out thanks 👍🏻

Not sure what’s happened to Helena, I emailed her a while back about returning from Rom and she replied “about the 5th June”.
On the 6th June she removed her phone number from the AW listing & hasn’t logged back in.

I've been in touch with her a few times since she's been away. She had family issues and decided to stay longer. She still hasn't got a date to return yet.