External Link/Members OnlySo, i saw Lisa at China Health just off the Tolworth roundabout. The website says it's called Tolworth Massage, but the shop front says China Health. Parking up in the M&S carpark (it's cheap) means you've got all of two or three minutes walking to do, or, you can park right outside the shop if there are spaces. Both are P&D.
I've been here before and saw a girl called Marsha, another lovely girl but since it was AGES ago, i'm WAY past the time to review (isn't it six months?). It's classed as Surbiton but... it's Tolworth in my opinion. Anyway, decent enough place.
So, Lisa... it's very difficult to guess the age of oriental girls, could be 25, could be 74. But i'd say she's mid 30's. Very 'cute' face, long dark hair, typical Chinese looking girl but very friendly, called me 'darling' a lot, kinda tall, b cups, small bum, slim - average body. More than appealing i'd say. Even more so when you take into account some of the horror stories you read on here.
I called the evening before, and booked in for their opening slot Sunday morning. She was wearing the tightest little floral print miniskirt I've ever seen, and a white top with flip flops on her feet (more on her feet later).
I undressed, got on the table after paying 45 for 60 and to be honest, the massage was rather light. Very nice, but a little on the lighter side. While Lisa's English is fine enough for general conversation and i could've told her i wanted it a bit firmer, i personally prefer to just let the girl do whatever she wants and base things on that. I'd say it's a more 'relaxing massage' than theraputic. About 35 minutes in, she asked me to roll over and asked me if i wanted a massage 'here' and gave my chap a VERY gentle poke. She offered me, naked for £50, naked with oral for £90. I'm sure there was just a basic HE offer but, her cute face made me want more so, i opted for £90. Seems rude not too.
She's cheeky, a little bit flirty and raised an eyebrow giving me the "Ohhh... you're a naughty boy" look. Then we both just laughed. From here, things kind of fell apart a tiny bit. I just laid back, closed my eyes and waited. As she got undressed, i woke up the boss, eyes still closed and she literally put cling film over him. Not a bag, cling film... this wasn't an enjoyable oral experience. It wasn't unpleasant, i just couldn't feel much of anything. Eventually, she took it off and began to use her hands which was MUCH better. She also licked my nipples, kissed my chest and let me touch her as well, as long as i was gentle. She's got a trimmed bush, which isn't my thing but, hey ho. She was fine with me touching it, but given my gentle nature it feels rude to insert fingers somehow.
Couple of things to note here, i'm a foot guy, and she also asked me to pay up front. First time i've been asked to pay upfront but, fair enough in my opinion. We'd never met before, she doesn't know how reliable i am etc. Anyway, using her hands she was getting me close, despite the "ooo's" and "ahh's" and "Oh big cock!" (i'm literally the definition of average), "Mmm so sexy...". I don't mind a bit of it but the more it's done, the more fake it feels which is a bit of a mood killer. But, she was getting me close and i wanted her toes. She was FINE with that, she presented me with a foot which i kissed. Very soft and her nails were nicely trimmed. But, the constant "Mmm... so sexy and big." comments were like a paper cut to my glands and i began to loose interest. With about 15 minutes still go to (!), she told me she'd never had the foot thing before and that she really, REALLY liked it. Her attitude changed totally here, all the fakery was gone so, i got her to lay down, licked her feet and stroked myself. I was dying to blow and if licking her feet made her just lay back and enjoy it enough to be quiet, so be it. I popped a rather pent up load, and she wasn't in any rush to pull her foot back. Anyway, i left with about 5 minutes left to go. She said she also works in a place in Epsom, near the shopping centre.
Possitives:
Nice feet if you're a foot guy
Good HJ technique
Clean, cute, pretty and sort of cheeky.
Negatives:
Cling film... really? (though it did remind me i needed to buy a cucumber in Tesco along with some other bits so... every cloud and all that)
"Ohhh baby, so sexy... yeah big big cock." comments were constant.
Paying up front. Personally, i don't give a monkey's about it but i know it really bugs other guys.
Overall, would i go and see Lisa again? Probably not. She's very cute, very nice and all that but, i didn't find there was anything 'special' about it. The massage was nice, her body is nice, even her voice is soft and nice. nice hands, nice feet.. nice nice nice. But 'nice' doesn't warrant a return visit. It warrants a positive for effort, and that she didn't rob me, hit me, hurt me etc though. Was it a negative experience? Hell no. Was it good? YES! Was it mind blowing? ...no.
