Author Topic: Lush Kylie - Paisley  (Read 2014 times)


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Offline White_L10N

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£80 30min

I'm guessing there's that one punt which incentivises creating a ukpunting account. After 15 girls this one is it for me. And for all the wrong reasons. This was by far the most horrendous punt I've had. By comparrison with some of the bad experiences I've seen on here; I doubt many would agree it's THAT bad. But personally the whole thing just depressed me.

Comms were decent and prompt all booked and at the door with an hour and a half notice. The Guesthouse where I've met a few girls touring. Rooms do the job but I've come across a few of the beds in there that are far too low down for the business.

Definitely the girl in the photo's. Good looking girl by all accounts. She took a little while to answer the door. And when she did, she looked at me for a good few uncomfortable seconds and then let me in. She mentioned right off the bat that she doesn't speak English. Which is funny because her profile explicitly states she speaks fluent English. It also says she will greet you with a smile and a kiss. Neither of these were experienced this day... wait I tell a lie! she did give me a smile as I was leaving....

She was wearing a matching red bra and pants set. Took the pants off straight away and ushered me to get undressed. I moved towards her and she walked straight to the condom box. I wasn't sensing this experience was going to have any level of GFE so I asked for a massage. Nice enough to get a little more relaxed. As I was turned round she said no sex? I said yes but not right now. She fondles me for a while trying to wake the sleeping giant :D and it wasn't long before things started moving. She, of course, reaches for the condom for some OW. The suggestion of OWO is at her discretion of course and I get the impression nobody would meet the criteria. She also kept annoyingly making sure the condom was solidly on by pushing it up against the base every 10 seconds. She made some appealing noises but her technique wasn't the best.

She gets off the bed to lube herself up and lowers herself onto me. Her bra is still on by the way. Likely not keen on her nipples being played with. But I tell her to take this off and she plays dumb until I make an obvious motion towards her bra and she takes it off. I usher her to allow me to go on top. As I get up I think doggy would be best so I say this and she says no. I'm like... no doggy? She says no english. She then goes and gets her phone I kid you not to translate what she's saying. Something about having a big ass? I'm getting less turned on by the second so I say right edge of the bed and I lift her legs up but feel her pushing down to give me less room to get inside and I could not get any rhythm with this. Just ultimately frustrated I was like right this isn't working.

I was very close to just saying right this is over. But I got on the bed and let her suck me. And by pure force of will desperate to leave and flopping like a wet fish in her mouth, I came.

Safe to say I'd never return. In fact she couldn't pay me enough. Her profile is laughable in terms of the actual experience she provides. Some girls this just isn't for I think and this is definitely one of them.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2023, 12:52:35 pm by Iloveoral »

Offline Iloveoral

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Good review thank you, unfortunately not the best but welcome to UKP  :drinks:

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Thank you! I know right?! I’ll no doubt raise some more positive experiences in future.  :hi:

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Just realised you’ve left the guest house name in, I’ve removed now.
Have a read of the rules please matey
The link is at the bottom of every page

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Sorry about that. I've resubmitted the review and taken it out.

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Sorry about that. I've resubmitted the review and taken it out.

…there was no reason to resubmit. Resubmitted one now deleted.

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Sorry about that. I've resubmitted the review and taken it out.
I’d already edited your review  :lol:
I’ve deleted your other review submitted  :drinks:

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Perfect my friend I see now what you did!  :drinks:

Offline The_Rose_age

To be fair she does have a big ass  :lol:

Offline Scottychap

“ …but feel her pushing down to give me less room to get inside and I could not get any rhythm with this”

Pisses me off beyond belief when they do this. Also the not spreading wide enough in mish to let you get any depth. Appreciate some punters might be a bit clumsy, but give us a chance to get it right.

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Offline White_L10N

“ …but feel her pushing down to give me less room to get inside and I could not get any rhythm with this”

Pisses me off beyond belief when they do this. Also the not spreading wide enough in mish to let you get any depth. Appreciate some punters might be a bit clumsy, but give us a chance to get it right.

Absolutely agree mate. Clearly an effort to frustrate you and make things difficult.