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This was just a crap punt, sadly the girl was nice and very friendly, enthusiastic but I will hate myself for saying, probably one of the ugliest girls I’ve met, I hope she doesn’t read this.

Usually I like a slim girl and she was very slim, not under fed bones on show just a really slim figure with flat tits and massive cute nipples.

Being kind I didn’t walk, the lady running this place asked me if I was happy and I said she not the prettiest. I was given the choice to walk and out of respect stayed.

I didn’t try kissing and we started with owo which was fair.
She didn’t like fingers so didn’t try.
Bagged up for mish and she bangs so much lube on her and then me, me hand is covered in the stuff trying to get my cock in, had to grab some tissue paper to clean my hand.

We start slowly but I’m slipping all over, I take my cock out and suggest wiping some away from our body areas and externally around her fanny, as I put the tissue in the bin she puts a bit more lube up her.
Sadly looking at her and the slip slide I’m just loosing it, we tried a few more positions, bless her efforts but I’d already lost the race and softly heading south, condom off and  owo to get me close I take over for  a hj finish. If I’m honest she probably would have took me all the way in her mouth but the blowjob itself wasn’t going to get me over the line.

Nice girl, I’d give her a 8 for effort but crap over lubed sex sadly

She’s a part time student here, does this a few weeks here and there to earn some cash, I would suggest studying real hard as this won’t make her rich in the future.

Offline braman69

I was going to return to this place in the next couple of weeks as I like the excitement of never knowing what's going to be waiting for you in that bedroom.  But I might start asking the lady boss to whatsapp me actual photos before I set off.  There's only so many times I'm prepared to close my eyes and imagine I'm fucking Miley Cyrus  :lol:

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The ropey boat race and excessive lube would be enough to send me south as well. Better luck next time ILO.  :drinks:

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Apparently next weeks girl is pretty and has good tits.
I got a free massage from the boss for 15 mins, she wouldn’t wank me off and wasn’t keen on been touched but I’ve been texting her saying I’d like to send 30 mins with her.  :lol:

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The ropey boat race and excessive lube would be enough to send me south as well. Better luck next time ILO.  :drinks:

Really cruel to judge her on her looks, and stick it on a review, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and someone will probably fancy her with a bit of makeup on.
I do feel guilty for saying but it’s an honest review  :lol:

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Say what you see. In the nicest way possible, no harm done. But I see where you’re coming from.

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This was just a crap punt, sadly the girl was nice and very friendly, enthusiastic but I will hate myself for saying, probably one of the ugliest girls I’ve met, I hope she doesn’t read this.

Usually I like a slim girl and she was very slim, not under fed bones on show just a really slim figure with flat tits and massive cute nipples.

Being kind I didn’t walk, the lady running this place asked me if I was happy and I said she not the prettiest. I was given the choice to walk and out of respect stayed.

I didn’t try kissing and we started with owo which was fair.
She didn’t like fingers so didn’t try.
Bagged up for mish and she bangs so much lube on her and then me, me hand is covered in the stuff trying to get my cock in, had to grab some tissue paper to clean my hand.

We start slowly but I’m slipping all over, I take my cock out and suggest wiping some away from our body areas and externally around her fanny, as I put the tissue in the bin she puts a bit more lube up her.
Sadly looking at her and the slip slide I’m just loosing it, we tried a few more positions, bless her efforts but I’d already lost the race and softly heading south, condom off and  owo to get me close I take over for  a hj finish. If I’m honest she probably would have took me all the way in her mouth but the blowjob itself wasn’t going to get me over the line.

Nice girl, I’d give her a 8 for effort but crap over lubed sex sadly

She’s a part time student here, does this a few weeks here and there to earn some cash, I would suggest studying real hard as this won’t make her rich in the future.

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Photo's look ok...  :thumbsdown:

I just don't get how 25% of ads now are B&S and don't receive instant negs.
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At least she's honest, she admits in the title that she looks a bit "toady".

Offline Newtothisstuff

Can't stand it when they have a bucketful of lube on. I saw a girl in Sheffield who was weird. She was skinny as hell and a total clean-freak. She spent the first 20 minutes in the bathroom getting ready (so I was already pissed off) and when she came out, the only reason she seemed to be wearing panties was to stop all the lube dripping everywhere before she got to the bed.

If they're conveyor-belting the punters through, you can sort of see why they want as little friction as possible each time. There's just no need to use half a gallon each time though.

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I feel like Clint Eastwood
I’ve had the good, the bad, …. And now…. :lol:

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Can't stand it when they have a bucketful of lube on. I saw a girl in Sheffield who was weird. She was skinny as hell and a total clean-freak. She spent the first 20 minutes in the bathroom getting ready (so I was already pissed off) and when she came out, the only reason she seemed to be wearing panties was to stop all the lube dripping everywhere before she got to the bed.

If they're conveyor-belting the punters through, you can sort of see why they want as little friction as possible each time. There's just no need to use half a gallon each time though.

Yep, That’s one of the main reasons.
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I got there after being told she was free, not the case I had to wait for the last bloke to leave whilst waiting in the lounge, when it was my turn minutes after she was already wet lubed on the fanny from the off so I’m guessing they aren’t showering and it is a conveyor type when busy.

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Ugly, dirty, conveyor belt = well deserved negative. How much did you actually spend on her?
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I feel like Clint Eastwood
I’ve had the good, the bad, …. And now…. :lol:

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Offline Stickitin

Gave up on these Chinese switch shag joints a long time ago, whilst I wasn’t reviewing them here when I was going to them I would rarely have given them a green if I was. Too many fuglies and crap service, I can deal with that when getting a massage, but wanting to put my cock in them is a different story.

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Ugly, dirty, conveyor belt = well deserved negative. How much did you actually spend on her?
I paid £60 for 30 mins and £20 for owo