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External Link/Members OnlyIntroduction:Found her ad through Adultwork and set up the meeting smoothly over WhatsApp. The location was easy to get to and centrally located in Paddington.
She’s a nasty and horrible person. I got that vibe a few minutes in and probably should’ve cancelled by then.
Looks:She’s in great shape although maybe in her 40s. Tight and lean body with massive enhanced boobs and plenty of tattoos. Round and full ass. Wears make up of course and has long nails. I’d give 7/10 for looks given that she’s clearly older.
Service:Cold, disinterested, mean and angry

. If you want to pay for an hour of abuse, this is a great way to do so! You’ll feel like you’re in that Monty Python sketch where the guy pays for abuse. She should probably list it in her services if she’s going to be honest.
First, she demands that you shower alone every time. Once you’re done showering, she pretends to be dumb and act like she’s not sure whether you paid for a massage or for sex services or a mix of the two. She’d direct me to lie face down in the bed on top of a towel for massage, and then acted annoyed when I said after a while that “I didn’t pay for a massage”. So I flip over and she reluctantly gives a blowjob, which tbf was alright and kind of enjoyable. The whole time she acted like it’s such a chore and genuinely pissed off. Like I had the gall to expect services that I freaking paid for lol!! After a while she’d had enough, and dressed my dick with a condom. I asked for cg and she said she was too tired. Ok, fair enough, missionary then. Apparently 5 minutes in missionary was too much for her, and she again acted exasperated and like I was some vile creature. She muttered some complaints about me taking too long (which is the first in my punting career that I got this feedback). Ok then.. no more sex I guess. I was getting soft at this point anyway, so why bother right? Ok, now that we are done with the intercourse she has to deal with the ultimate chore of making me cum. Eventually we got there.. well, I didn’t enjoy the orgasm, but at least I should get some of my moneys worth?
Post coitus she didn’t even bother with the slightest pretense of being friendly. Just lay down and faced away from me while playing with her phone. And so this went on and it felt so unpleasant that I excused myself out of her flat 10 minutes early.
In summary, she’s rude , angry and mean. She wastes time by strongly insisting on (1) giving massages (2) you showering alone. She complains if anything remotely sexual lasts any longer than a few minutes.
Price:150 that only includes OWO and sex (and light abuse too!)
Verdict:I like being treated with respect and I’d like SP to actually provide a good service. I won’t be returning — hopefully that doesn’t surprise anyone.