Author Topic: Caribbean loving touch - Birmingham  (Read 1092 times)

Offline Sexyjatt

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After trying to book a Thai massage to no avail, I had to settle for this place. Communication was good, on arrival I was greeted by a old black lady probably in her late fifties/early sixties, she was proper stick thin, she asked for the money straight away, I was about to walk out but couldn't think of an excuse so handed her the money. The house smelt of smoke and weed.

I was led upstairs and asked to undress, she took 5 minutes to return and came back naked, she had no breasts at all, she started dancing to the reggae music she had playing and started the massage which was very poor, she used probably a bottle of oil, she then started to rub her tits on my back and her pussy on my bum, I was then told to turn over and she tried to rub my cock over her pussy but I stopped her, she tried to give me hand relief but I wasn't turned on by her; so I had to wank myself off. I then went to have a shower to wash off all the oil, she started dancing to the music whilst watching me come out the shower.

She was high on weed, her house stank, I couldn't get the smell out my clothes after. AVOID

Offline JontyR

Thanks for the reviwe. Sorry you didn't enjoy. Her review history suggests she is quite marmite.

You give quite a disparaging critique of her physique. Fair enough, but I am surprised to see the glowing review of Anna you made.
 
« Last Edit: May 30, 2023, 11:48:25 pm by JontyR »

Offline mr.bluesky

She could have at least shared a spliff with you to make up for the disappointing service  :D

Online Jasonk71

I seen her last year. Had  a good time with her. No weed smells
She's also a trained masseuse. She had all her certificates on the wall

Offline Sexyjatt

Thanks for the reviwe. Sorry you didn't enjoy. Her review history suggests she is quite marmite.

You give quite a disparaging critique of her physique. Fair enough, but I am surprised to see the glowing review of Anna you made.


Anna still has a decent pair of tits and offers an exceptional service.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2023, 04:59:41 pm by Sexyjatt »

Offline Villaboy

I've seen her several times with reviews, the last time just before Christmas last year. I'm planning to see her again soon. Definitely no weed smells, good massage and because I've become a bit of a regular and we get on well together I've actually had FS from her but she does not advertise this.

Offline shed

I've seen her several times with reviews, the last time just before Christmas last year. I'm planning to see her again soon. Definitely no weed smells, good massage and because I've become a bit of a regular and we get on well together I've actually had FS from her but she does not advertise this.

Well it's advertised now  :unknown:


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Offline JontyR


Anna still has a decent pair of tits and offers an exceptional service.

Don't dispute the level of service. I'm just finding it odd how the physique and age of one is lauded and the other is battered for the same.  I get that you didn't have a good time, but just as you seem to have smelt the herb...I'm smelling the hatchet.