Ding ding round 2 - let’s go again
To all those concerned with my previous review I did question this lady on arrival, is she being trafficked or held against her will, she laughter and said no why? I said it’s a long story but thought I’d ask anyway, she replied I’m a citizen and live here, so that be that then.
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Comma by text, long delays between reply’s at times.
Text states dfk, owo, b2b, sex, no black guys or anal, £70 30 mins etc
I text for a time but the reply is 15 mins later so I asked it to be moved back 10 mins to allow me to travel.
It wasn’t until I was 90% there I realised it was iris’s gaff so the sat nav had took me all round Derby yet again and it would have been quicker jumping off the 52 onto the ring road than to the centre then out again
Girl is cute and slim, I’m happy, she’s got those shorts on that say something daft over the arse like princess etc
Upstairs I give her £70 saying all in right she says yes
I get undressed
She says owo? I say yes please
She says £20
Hmmm I say look at my phone we agreed £70 all in
She says I got admin to pay understand?
I say not really we agreed a price now I’m bollox out your charging more
She say text and complain to the woman on the phone, so it’s not her texting
I say regardless we agreed, you need to talk to your person.
I reach for my trousers but only have a tenner left
She says that’s fine
So I’m £80 in, arr well
Blowjob is 30 seconds and she reached for the condom I say is it possible you could do a little longer as “ I love oral” she says ok and I get another minute.
I say there’s no rush I have 30 mins is that ok
I got another minute and keep my mouth shut now
No kissing, fair enough even though listed
Tits are lovely and real, happily surprised
No touching of the fanny at all, I say touch top not inside, she says no, ok
She bangs the most lube around the condom and her growler.
I slide in it’s loose, like a glove.
Hmmm like a glove, her fanny does look “long” and something is ringing bells in my head.
We do a few position changes and the dreaded “cum for me baby” appears
I say loads of time yet but she says fuck me hard I want you, cum for me I give you nice massage, I cumming, ffs
Few harder pumps and bag filled I give up
Massage is so-so
Alarm on her phone goes off I ask what’s that for?
She says 30 mins
I laugh that loud I have tears, I say we both know I’ve not been here that long
Her face trying not to laugh says yes you do
I get my phone and the text “here” was 20 mins back
I ask for a shower and I’m off
So rushed it was hilarious 😂
Would not recommend
Sexy was just ok but rushed
Would not revisit for the foreseeable
Was going grey again but will go red now as it’s just robbery to steal your time as such
Have been told previous too soft on the ratings so will stick to my gut on red