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Offline Blackpool Rock

It was you who brought cake up
So he's bulimic  :unknown:
Who says you can't have your cake and eat it  :vomit:

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So he's bulimic  :unknown:
Who says you can't have your cake and eat it  :vomit:

The Irish stand up comedian Dylan Moran claims the eating of cake is a religious experience and if more people partook wars would be avoided.

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I was sick??

I dunno were you? Eating too much cake can make you sick

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Cross word clue in this mornings Metro paper: Gambler, 6 letters.

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Cross word clue in this mornings Metro paper: Gambler, 6 letters.
punter   :)

Offline Blackpool Rock

Another local thread on here led me to do a bit of searching and I Googled the name of the girl who robbed me about 11 years ago and led me to join this site.

Imagine my joy when I read a newspaper article saying that on her return to the UK from a Thai jail she was promptly arrested and is now serving 26 months in HMP Styal  :yahoo:

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This fucking cunt robbed many punters in the NW including me, Karma's a fucking bitch and hopefully she'll get acid or boiling sugar water thrown in her face while inside  :diablo:

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Another local thread on here led me to do a bit of searching and I Googled the name of the girl who robbed me about 11 years ago and led me to join this site.

Imagine my joy when I read a newspaper article saying that on her return to the UK from a Thai jail she was promptly arrested and is now serving 26 months in HMP Styal  :yahoo:

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This fucking cunt robbed many punters in the NW including me, Karma's a fucking bitch and hopefully she'll get acid or boiling sugar water thrown in her face while inside  :diablo:

If she’s doing jail time for her crimes, do you really think she needs acid in her face ?

Offline Blackpool Rock

If she’s doing jail time for her crimes, do you really think she needs acid in her face ?
Have you ever been robbed by her and threatened that you're going to get "Sorted out" by her BF / pimp  :unknown:

BTW the threats weren't idle either, someone else who used to be on here told me that he had previously been in a situation with her and the BF turned up resulting in an actual confrontation and then the police turned up, the BF was then arrested for possession of a knife so it was very real and apparently he was already well known to the police

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I was in a Chinese pleasure emporium today and on the reception counter was a bowl of wrapped sweets amongst which I spotted some old fashioned Polo Mints, so I snaffled a few and my word they were nice.

Offline Thephoenix

Enjoying the lovely warm weather at Bangor on Dee races and winning a few bob.

It may only be a small country course but it's still a good day out. 🐎🐎🐎🐎 :drinks:

Offline snaitram99

Chinese pleasure emporium .

Is this the new euphemism for knocking shop?  :lol:

Sometimes had a sweet (wrapped) from a bowl on the way out of a (purely therapeutic of course) massage establishment, but recently I've had a free banana in a Chinese and a Thai shop! Maybe its a new extra service to compete on.  :unknown:

Offline Rick2468

What a bank holiday weekend. Went to Field Day Festival and then Comic Con. There weren't so many acts I wanted to see at Field Day this year, and Comic Con feels less fun than it used to (just seems to be filled of stalls selling cheap tat) but I really enjoyed being in a big crowd of people having a good time. The positive vibes rubbed off on me and just put me in a good mood.

Comic Con was at the Excel which is on the waterfront. It was gorgeous looking at over the water in the sunshine.

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Apparently there is a Sikh Motor Cycle Club, I saw them today cruising along the Cromwell Road, about 25 of them, all wearing turbans and riding Royal Enfields, which are made in India.

Offline mr.bluesky

Happy to see that Ex Rugby league player Kevin Sinfield is finally getting a knighthood. Having raised over £11 million pound for MND by running marathons and ultra marathons and still raising money for this cause. A knighthood is long overdue for this incredible man .

Offline Thephoenix

I recently enjoyed a visit to the new 'Strawberry Fields' tourist attraction in Woolton, Liverpool, made famous by John Lennon's song.

Apart from the audio visual displays, I was impressed by the service in the café and shop, from the young folk with learning difficulties and other barriers to employment.
The training scheme provides work experience to enable the students to hopefully move onto paid work.

I've always been impressed by The Salvation Army for being one of the few religious organisations that regularly puts words into action by providing practical support, defending the vulnerable and fighting social injustice, and I never tire of listening to the famous 'Sally Quack' brass bands.

I've also been grateful many times for the support they provide in response to major emergencies in the city.

As I wander around the exhibition, I ponder that there's fewer of my generation around who grew up in Liverpool with The Beatles from their early days.

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Interesting reading that phoenix!..


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The results of a survey conducted by Boom Radio published in today’s Mail on Sunday claim that GB Gen Zs are under the impression that the 1966 England World Cup team were managed by Alf Garnett and the hero of the final was Jeff Bezos.

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The results of a survey conducted by Boom Radio published in today’s Mail on Sunday claim that GB Gen Zs are under the impression that the 1966 England World Cup team were managed by Alf Garnett and the hero of the final was Jeff Bezos.

Ah, Boom Radio, soon to replace IPSOS  :lol:

Offline mr.bluesky

The results of a survey conducted by Boom Radio published in today’s Mail on Sunday claim that GB Gen Zs are under the impression that the 1966 England World Cup team were managed by Alf Garnett and the hero of the final was Jeff Bezos.

Probably thought 1966 was the year of the battle of Hastings  :rolleyes:

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Another article in the Mail on Sunday detailing the bedrooom conquests of Captain Mark Phillips when married to Princess Anne, what a player, no half measures, he even tucked up the delectable Pamela Bordes, one time society scandal babe. And to think that Charles and Andrew used to refer to him as “fog”, I think he had the right idea all along.

Offline DastardlyDick

I enjoyed my shopping trip today loads of chebbage on display with a lot of peanut smuggling!
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Offline george r

car insurance has gone down 40 quid this yr  :thumbsup:  and a nice pub lunch at a country pub and a few scoops sat outside after, wasn't driving so even better

Offline Rick2468

Work gave me a discretionary day off today as I'd been working late the last few weeks. Partner was working so thought I'd cycle down to Tate Modern and have a browse.

I always enjoyed going to Tate Modern, but the first few rooms didn't excite me at all and I had a horrid feeling I had lost the ability to click with art. I was watching other visitors looking at artwork with apparent deep interest but I wasn't buying it at all.

But relief as the later rooms I visited were awesome. I particularly enjoyed Babel by Cildo Meirelles, as I walked in the room it felt like I was in the future and I loved the retro radios. Also really liked Gadzi by Nora Chipaumire, it felt like I was in a Black Mirror episode walking around. I also spent a lot of time in the bookshop, didn't buy anything as had to cycle home in the warm weather but think I will go back and pick some books up.

I really enjoyed the experience of visiting the gallery on my own. It is a lot of fun to talk about what you are looking at with someone and I definitely missed that, but just being able to walk around at my own pace was splendid. If I walked in a room and it looked shit, I just walked through to the next one, or if I liked something I'd take my time and not worry about boring the other person. There weren't many visitors there either so didn't have to peer over peoples shoulders to look at stuff. Just in a really good mood. Partner got home and said she had a shit day so I didn't want to tell her how amazing my day was, so writing it here instead!

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Work gave me a discretionary day off today as I'd been working late the last few weeks. Partner was working so thought I'd .......

.....go for a punt.

I'd already finished the sentence in my head, then you went and spoilt it  :sarcastic:

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Thanks Rick
For dulling up my bright day.

Offline Blackpool Rock

.....go for a punt.

I'd already finished the sentence in my head, then you went and spoilt it  :sarcastic:
Hmmm yes, go and get your cock sucked or look at some modern art shit, tough one  :rolleyes:  :sarcastic:

Offline ik8133

Apparently there is a Sikh Motor Cycle Club, I saw them today cruising along the Cromwell Road, about 25 of them, all wearing turbans and riding Royal Enfields, which are made in India.

They were featured on an episode of the Motorbike Show.

Offline Squire Haggard

I've decided to give Jeff Bezos a two fingers salute today. I have a couple of his gift cards that I was going to use.

I'm not going buy to since the price of of what I was going to buy has been nudged up since yesterday for the load of shart called ''Prime Day'' which starts today.

Was £29.99 yesterday, now £31.99.
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Was £16.50 yesterday, now £20.95
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To be fair, since yesterday, this has gone done from £17.50 to £16
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Up yours Jeff. I wont bother.  :P


Offline Thephoenix

Hmmm yes, go and get your cock sucked or look at some modern art shit, tough one  :rolleyes:  :sarcastic:

It's not all bad. :rolleyes:



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Ice lollies  :yahoo:

I had two Magnums, Original and Pistachio. £5 well spent on my way home from a £210 punt  ;)

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I had two Magnums, Original and Pistachio. £5 well spent on my way home from a £210 punt  ;)
You'd have to eat them quickly.

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You'd have to eat them quickly.

I was in my air conditioned car, they were devoured in minutes  :P

Offline mr.bluesky

Went to the cinema today, shit film but it was nice to get out of the heat and sit in a nice cool cinema for a couple of hours.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Had some money on Brazil last night to win 3-0 so not only did Scotland get beaten but I made cash on it  :thumbsup:  :drinks:  :music:  :hi:

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Some just ripe flat peaches, delicious.

When they first appeared in the shops a few years back they were cheap as people didn’t really take to them, now they are as expensive as their spherical cousins.

Offline standardpostage

Burnley Classic vehicle Show.  Free entry  :thumbsup:

Lots of old cars, with lots of old owners sat behind them on deckchairs etc  :)

Plenty of nice cars, and some old bangers  :)

Morris dancers provided some entertainment (not dancing cars).

Offline shiptonlad

Ben Stokes retiring from test cricket. The icing on the cake would be McCullum and key leaving too.