Phone: 07466003851
Vivastreet:
External Link/Members Only£100 for an hour; stayed for 15.
Located near the local Lidl.
Not much good to say about this visit. As always if something looks too good to be true? It probably is.
Communication was poor from the off with Karina not being clear on where to go and insisting on giving vague directions over the phone rather than putting it in a text. They had some rennovations ongoing in the block of flats and I had to walk past a pack of painters to reach her flat. Karina clearly wasn't the girl in the photos, rather than a tall, leggy blond the reality was about 5' max in a Mickey Mouse t-shirt. Still looks can deceive right? I was hoping for a massage and a bit of fun before heading back out past the waiting crew at least.
So, cash hand over, we agree an hour (I know, I should've trimmed it shorter but I was committed by this point). So, I get my kit off, she tells me to stand in front of her while I do so she can get a good look, which is a nice start at least. She strips in turn revealing she passed curvy a good few stops ago, still, she has a nice set of tits, I go to cup one.
And I'm informed that her nipples are ticklish so no touching those. In the end I've got one hand on her shoulder and a handful of side boob as she gets me hard with hand in a purely mechanical manner (no mouth despite me asking, dental problems she says). What position? I suggest her on top since I'm no slimming world model myself; no can do on that. Me on top? That'll do at least.
Condom on, then she immediately lays back, spreads her legs and just invites me in right there on the edge of the bed. No foreplay beyond some quick handwork, clearly a massage is not on offer, nor is much conversation really. Trying to make things less awkward as I line up at least I crack a joke about being a bit chubby and hoping she won't be uncomfortable, she cracks one of her own and asks me what kind of food I enjoy, being polite I just say anything on a plate really, to keep the rapport going.
And this is where it all goes down hill, because I'd booked in at noon. I don't know if she missed breakfast but from that moment until the moment I left the only thing on her mind was food, what food I like, what food she likes, she lays out the entire McDonalds menu for me going through item by item and her opinion of it while I'm thrusting, still while unable to play with her tits (naturally). Karina shouldn't be advertising on Vivastreet, she should be in charge of advertising at a fast food chain. It was a right comedy sketch.
Needless to say about the time she got to talking about KFC I couldn't keep going with a straight face and after some attempted recovery handwork (condom still on) while I grope her arse (no fingering allowed, of course) during which the flow of Just Eat reviews continued, with her alternating arms just often enough to ruin any flow that might've been reached. At that point, I gave up for the day.
In and out within 15 minutes with another walk of shame past the painters, after which I went off and got a Five Guys, which was the highlight of the trip.
Overall: Only visit Karina if you want to work up an appetite and more interested in food porn than actual porn, anything else isn't worth the time.
