Author Topic: Itzel Diva escort W2  (Read 899 times)

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I met Itzel a couple of weeks ago in her apartment in W2 Bayswater area.

I arranged this last minute having been let down no show  by stunning Lana which I will post a review separately. Thinking with my dick, having taken the blue pill I had a cursory check on Itzel and booked an hour at very short notice.

Venue

The block is beautiful, but the flat itself is absolutely tiny.  Zero room to move around the bed in the tiniest of studios.  For this cost, they should have better venues. 
I had a shower on arrival again, absolutely tiny where  you bang your elbows on the sides 

The lady

Itzel is a very tall around 5 foot 11 blonde. The photos are her Glammed up.  She had less make-up on and therefore looked less glamorous, but it’s definitely her lovely tits, long hair and size 8. 

About perfect looks for my taste. 

Service

This is where things became a real, let down considering the cost. If it was half an hour for 80 quid it would be a positive review. That’s partly my fault for booking an hour at £200

I prefer a GFE, taking it slowly lots of buildup.Itzel stripped within the first five minutes and while she was smily happy throughout there was no attempt at engaging.  I told her to slow down but she’s stripped naked and moved straight to owo.  This was reasonable and did the job. Did the deed in doggy cowgirl and missionary.  All felt very mechanical.  Popped in the bag and left within 40 mins. 

With a bit of effort, she could look absolutely stunning and on paper. All the ingredients are there for what should’ve been a really good session.  However, the lack of effort the tiny flat and not being properly engaged leaves me borderline negative. 

Definitely would not return, if she was £80 for a pump and dump at a better than it would be worth  it.

 

Offline thebastard

It makes you question the reviewers on Diva/escorting sites.  Assuming they're not fake reviews (I don't think they are in all honestly but happy to be corrected here) I'd feel the same way as you.  The foreplay/DFK and RO for me is what makes a punt.

If you just want to bang a hot girl, there's plenty for a mechanical P&D but then that's a 15 or 30 minute booking.
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It makes you question the reviewers on Diva/escorting sites.  Assuming they're not fake reviews (I don't think they are in all honestly but happy to be corrected here) I'd feel the same way as you.  The foreplay/DFK and RO for me is what makes a punt.

If you just want to bang a hot girl, there's plenty for a mechanical P&D but then that's a 15 or 30 minute booking.

You're right about the reviews. Diva do post genuine reviews. Unfortunately you will get white knights everywhere.

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It makes you question the reviewers on Diva/escorting sites.  Assuming they're not fake reviews (I don't think they are in all honestly but happy to be corrected here) I'd feel the same way as you.  The foreplay/DFK and RO for me is what makes a punt.

If you just want to bang a hot girl, there's plenty for a mechanical P&D but then that's a 15 or 30 minute booking.
Absolutely agree. I go to enjoy the hour not just the mechanical penetration bit.

I want to enjoy the chat, knowing that in 15/20 mins it’s a one way ticket, the slow undressing, the reveal of the lingerie, the way the knickers sit on her hips, swell of her tits the whole.  That’s what an hour is all about. 

Offline thebastard

Absolutely agree. I go to enjoy the hour not just the mechanical penetration bit.

I want to enjoy the chat, knowing that in 15/20 mins it’s a one way ticket, the slow undressing, the reveal of the lingerie, the way the knickers sit on her hips, swell of her tits the whole.  That’s what an hour is all about.

Agreed 100 percent!  All about GFE with a beautiful lithe girl for me - at least make it seem like you're enjoying it ha ha.

Offline bonapati

You're right about the reviews. Diva do post genuine reviews. Unfortunately you will get white knights everywhere.

This is very true. I have posted several watered down however genuine reviews in Divs website. I can’t verify if there are any fake reviews but your guess is as good as mine. I book with caution but hasn’t always been 100%
 
A Few red flags I watchout for….
- No selfies or video like to be old photos or a mutter.
- price £200 and below, you are better off with AW
- £200 EE with 20+ reviews over 3+ years is like to be tired
- I’m always cautious if an SP has been rated less than 5 stars - means it neutral. 2 stars read negative (Glen).
- photos with hidden abdomen
- slim looking photos la when SP is 5”5 or below

« Last Edit: May 11, 2023, 01:20:35 pm by bonapati »