Swedish Relax Massage Southport- Avoid

[Tony Mac]

Where to begin with this one!!! Booked an hour massage with HE and touching allowed.
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Pictures are 5 stone ago and probably 10 years ago.
I booked for an hour and I should have walked as soon as I saw it. Massive tits but basically a little fat Hungarian thing with the attitude to match.
Basically spent 30 minutes massaging the back of one leg. Not really a massage. Just rubbing oil in really.
After 30 minutes I asked her how long she planned to massage one leg. She wasn’t happy with that and started ranting in that accent they all seem to have.
I said ok. I’ll pay for 30 minutes. Give me £20 back and I’ll go.
She said why should I when you booked an hour. She had slipped up and left the money on the side so I told her if she didn’t I’d be taking it all back.
I wouldn’t have but she soon handed £20 back.
I got dressed and left. Why these creatures can’t just do what they say they will do I’ll never know.
Just booked plan B. Will update according

[Degsy101]

Saved me some money!

[billy12345]

Thanks for review , contacted her yesterday with vies to book today , will swerve now , thank you

[Tony Mac]

 

Saved me some money!

[Tony Mac]

Thanks for review , contacted her yesterday with vies to book today , will swerve now , thank you

[JRWK]

Saved me some money!

Me too, she did look 'promising' - a change from the usual Thai places anyway

[Blue1878]

I saw her in Liverpool initially booked for 1 hour but changed to 30 minutes when I saw her. Even then it was 30 minutes too long. She has to be the most disinterested FBSM I’ve seen the technique was shite and all took all my powers to force a pop. Saw another review in Blackpool who generously gave her a positive but I’d avoid

[Blue1878]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=353273.0

[Laid_back_bloke]

She was in Blackpool about 4 weeks ago. I endured the full hour 🫢
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373402.0

There was a pic on the VS advert where she looked well tasty, where she’d been about 20 & FAF. See she’s not using it anymore, as what you get isn’t what’s on the tin….

[Tony Mac]

She was in Blackpool about 4 weeks ago. I endured the full hour 🫢
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373402.0

There was a pic on the VS advert where she looked well tasty, where she’d been about 20 & FAF. See she’s not using it anymore, as what you get isn’t what’s on the tin….

[Tony Mac]

She was in Blackpool about 4 weeks ago. I endured the full hour 🫢
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373402.0

There was a pic on the VS advert where she looked well tasty, where she’d been about 20 & FAF. See she’s not using it anymore, as what you get isn’t what’s on the tin….

Was it the same performance?

[Laid_back_bloke]

Was it the same performance?

Yes.

TBH, I gave her a Positive…. Thinking about it. Should been negative. 🤔

[Tony Mac]

Yes.

TBH, I gave her a Positive…. Thinking about it. Should been negative. 🤔