Sweetthaigirlxx - Milton Keynes - weirdest punt ever

[markmywords]

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Paid 80 for 30 minutes. Location in Oldbrook, as per usual. Comms are easy through text.

Now, my first mistake was that I didn't find any info on the forum beforehand - not sure how that how that happened, I probably misspelled something. This punt will teach me to double and triple check. Now I can see she has a fair share of Neutrals and Negatives. Some reviewers suggest she's a post-op trans. She does have a low-pitched voice, but other than that I didn't see anything to suggest that. But to be honest, I'm not sure if I'd be able to recognise it, unless it was a botched job.

She opens the door, very smiley and inviting. Then literally looks me up and down like I was wearing medieval clothes (I wasn't).
But, I thought facially she was beautiful, with a lovely smile. Great body, too, though for me a bit ruined by the bolt ons. It's all downhill from there.
Instead of the bedroom, she took me to a sort of living room, told me to undress there in front of her (she was clothed) and go shower. A bit weird, but fine, I was thinking with the other head by that point anyway.

I take a quick shower as I live nearby and showered beforehand. I get out, dry myself and go to the bedroom, where she's waiting on the bed. She gets on her knees and says that I haven't showered. I said that I have. She takes my dick in her mouth for 5 seconds, takes it out and, I kid you not, spits in a orange sainsbury's bag clearly prepared for this purpose. Lovely. I'm very particular about my hygiene, so it wasn't that.

She lays back on the bed, peels back her panties and starts screaming - "nooo, nooo, please noooo"??? What the actual fuck. Then she starts laughing. Yeah, fucking hilarious, especially if a neighbour barged in thinking I'm forcing myself on her. I should've left at that moment (or, frankly, a few moments earlier).
We move to the bed, where she asks if I'm okay with "no condom". I thought she meant OW/OWO, so I said it's fine without. She said okay, and immediately put the condom on... At this point I just want to get this over with and leave - it dawned on me that she's not being playful.
She decides she doesn't want to do oral anymore and wants to get fucked. Okay, all fine by me. She gets on top in a squat position, makes ridiculously fake noises - think the moaning you do around your mate when he's on the phone with his wife. And it has to be on purpose, there's no way she thinks it's sexy. She moves up and down literally 3 times and says she's tired and gets in doggy. More ridiculous noises. I finish in the bag and prepare to leave after 10 minutes inside.
She's been acting weird the whole time - not sure if she was drunk, high, or if it's just the way she is. Her "playful" stubbornness is cute for the first 10 seconds, then it's annoying, then infuriating when you realise it's going to be the whole time like this.
I get dressed, put my shoes on and then she acts like she wants me to stay longer and is disappointed I'm heading out? Blood made its way back to my brain so I'm like nope, I'm out of here.

Seriously gents, even without the TS/no TS mystery, steer clear. There are Thai options in MK and around that are safe - see my previous reviews.

I need a drink.

[simon07]

There are a few Thai women who are definitely bucking the usual trend and spoiling their reputation.

This is a double red card. 

[Jimbob212]

I hope she seriously doesn't offer BB and the "no condom" was for oral. Anyway, it sounds like this one is more trouble than worth

[aanimator]

Your experience sounds exactly like mine, she / he is truly awful to be around and the service is terrible, she is definitely a post op, her pussy was so off as was her face, pretty but off.
Best thing you did was write this negative review as I find it gives you back control over the situation in  some way.