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Cosmo of course doesn’t have a site, but this review has a few twists and turns so bear with me.
Now, originally I was on course for a long time bucket list parlour punt, Chloe, had seen her years back and been trying to get time to see her again but when I walked in and saw her, I don’t know if it was just, not her or she’d gained that much weight but it didn’t look like the same girl I remembered at all. I had pre booked so she came over and I must’ve spent no longer than 5 seconds looking to see if it really was her and she just went “oh fine then” and walked off to the back.
Fair enough, had a look at the other two, a standard blonde European sp, not really anything to shout about and another sp, tall, slim with a decent rack, dark hair, sultry model good looks and a relatively familiar face, yes we will come back to that. Chose her instead, headed to the room, had to go to the second room because the first room stank of cigs.
Now, first time at the new cosmo, gotta be said, not a fan of the new venue for one reason, that being, the entrance, it is not discreet at all, it’s horrendously obvious, right outside of a bus stop, it’s actually one you’d go to at night because it’s easier to hide yourself. Inside it’s nice enough, at present it’s nice and clean in the waiting area, the daytime receptionist is far nicer, she’s got a nice nickname for me and all, the evening one is a little more dead behind the eyes. Furniture and lighting has transferred over regarding the rooms I guess.
Now, the punt itself, Michelle has a really good attitude, she’s easy to talk to, fun and playful, flirty to the perfect degree and puts you at ease, but maybe that was playing off prior chemistry since it has always been there to an extent. Punt itself was good, OW good technique, asked her to go on top and the view was very good, popped into doggy and held onto those pleasant c cups as I went to town and then turned her over to hold in a tight embrace where she dug fingernails in lightly and kissed my neck before finishing.
At this point, while changing, noticed the back tattoo so asked, do you work at any other venues, she replied “yeah I used to work at infinity but that went down to the dogs and I work at piccadilly sometimes” at this point it all clicked together, this was Addison from infinity. I’d seen Addison a few times up there, first time, we had that chemistry and it was a good punt, second time was shortly before she disappeared from their site and it wasn’t good, she’d gained weight, enthusiasm had dropped and service too, but seeing her this time, she was slimmer than ever, looked better than ever and still had a nice pleasant rack, but we got to talking a little and she told me infinity has gone downhill ever since the price increase, people weren’t coming and the management and other sps were quite rude and horrible to work with (goes a way to explaining the second punt with her there)
Got to talking about cosmo and I remarked I nearly turned around because of the entrance, and she said it’s ridiculous how a lot of these parlours are shooting themselves in the foot and ruining their own business, supposedly business has really slowed down since the move and she was looking for a different place where she would actually get some good numbers in. Told her to check out places like gfe, temptations or roses or even go independent but truth be told, I’m a seasoned parlour guy at this point, I’m fairly vanilla in what I like, as long as she’s got big tits and a slim frame I just go either missionary or doggy and I’m good. Never really been after a gfe experience it’s just a satisfy the urge when it strikes sort of deal when it comes to punting but parlours have been shocking lately, I think back to the early days of my punting journey with cherry’s on little lever street in town, I lost my virginity to Amira and she was gagging for anal, included a bit of kissing and all and looked incredible but nowadays, you’re lucky to find a half decent looking parlour girl and one that’s actually providing a decent service is once in a blue moon at best. Probably still won’t be going fully independent because the price difference is quite steep still, most decent ones are at least 80 for half an hour and that’s double the usual parlour rates, but I don’t see things getting better at all.
To cut a long story short, parlours are getting worse and have been shit for a while, Michelle/Addison was lovely to see again and looks and serves better than ever. If she’s at either site, definitely give her a spin.
