Saskia Jones of Weybridge

[Steely Dan]

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Easy to book.  Logistics fine on the day. 45 min / £150.  No trouble finding flat with easy free parking. Flat very clean and tidy  - like an Air BNB but I guess she lives there.

The escort. Not my type.  Her profile says 44 and size 12.  I'd say 54 and size 16 on the top and size 18 (or more) on the bottom.  Her arse was huge. She had short hair - ended up with the vibe of a dinner lady (though well scrubbed up) or Pat Butcher (who was an escort, did you know?).  Polite and English.

I was just about to walk when I saw her.  But she was well enough presented and the moment passed.  Her kissing was a bit weird - she mostly poked her tongue all the way into my mouth.  Pleasant chit chat. When her dress was off, (and I saw her huge arse) I was thinking of walking again, but the money was gone and I was naked.  So we had sex in a few positions.  Reasonably flexible for a big girl. I am such a shit - I'll fuck any pussy somedays.

Overall experience was about neutral, but this is a strong negative since her profile is so misleading. Age and size too much of a stretch even for AW.  Plus, no bargain at £180/hr.
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This picture must be photo shopped to trim her Popeye arms and her arse.

[Sunny]

Her twitter account gives the impression she has high end clients, posts alot of luxury hotel trips/wine pics....

Curvy mature British ladies are a novelty

[paul_tall_]

The last picture showing food could be anyone and almost shows dining alone.

I'm sure she has stated she is about to retire every year for the last few years

[Bdk78]

Some of those pics have been used on her profiles for almost ten years. Never seen her appeal personally for the prices she charges.

[seeking4]

I saw her a few years back under her previous alias. First punt wasn't great but went back and it got better. Had to ask for certain services but she did them with great effect

[Waterhouse]

Some of those pics have been used on her profiles for almost ten years. Never seen her appeal personally for the prices she charges.

And the rest. She’s been around for yonks.  Defo fits the bill as contender for the Pat Butcher lookalike club IMO.

[mr irnbru]

I think I saw her once years ago by mistake.

Nice flat and fancy talk about being flown to Florida for sex in a jacuzzi, but quite a brutish body and the hands! They looked like she'd been a bricklayer for 30 years, you really didn't want them on yer poor delicate knob . . .

[Crunchie]

Fuxsake, maybe I need to give my head a wobble as I quite enjoyed my time with her!  (Reviewed last year)

Granted she's no chocolate box picture and that tongue could have wrapped at least three times around my cock which would have been preferable to searching out my tonsils but as I said, I had a great time.

Any port in a storm, me.   

[advent2016]

She's had more transformations than Dr. Who
I saw her maybe nearly 20 years ago and a few times after and thought she was OK for a boring BJ and fuck. She offered more for less then now it is less for more.
I might give her a try again.