Author Topic: Essex Chloe 26 - Southend  (Read 5294 times)


9 review(s) for English Bombshell ! (6 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline Shoeburyguy

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This review is borderline Neutral, but more tipping towards negative due to just being...crap

Meet happened today at 12.30. Text her around 11, quick response, said apartment is on Station road, call when there.  Agreed on 15 min blow and CIM for £80. Expensive yes, but was on a role with good meets recently and she looked hot in that slutty chav way, and a great pair of BJ lips.

Parked in the carpark near Cliffs Pavillion, just know it is £2.80 an hour to park there! I should have took this as a sign.

Called Chloe and given door number, told front door will be open and then come to her flat number.

Station road is Station road, but it was quiet and there is a little walk up to the building door, seems to be a new building or a conversion that is new.

Got to the front door, knocked and Chloe answered. Seemed friendly and looked ok on the surface, probably had a bad day or 2 since the pics on profile (same with her body i eventually found out)

She ushered me into the bedroom, as i walked in i got a whiff of cigarette smoke that had been attempted to be covered with Air freshner. Should have took this as another sign.

We get in the room, she sits on the bed and said do you want BJ and CIM or BJ and Fuck? I said option one. She jumped up and said get fully naked and i will be right back.

She walked out and closed the door, I took my shoes off but kept one ear open as was put on edge and didnt know if it was an angry bf scam or what not. Was pretty sure no one else was there from when i walked in. I can take care of myself but didnt want to be fully starkers if i was wrong! Luckily she came back a few mins later, and i continued to get undressed. No idea where she went, my best guess by the looks of if that she went to powder her nose.

She told me to lay on the bed, took her clothes off (nothing to write home about, breasts were a bit saggy, like that of someone who had kids...), she had a big tattoo on her chest of a mans name, Dave something that looked like it was a DIY job. She squirted a load of baby oil on the old chap and gave a really unenthusiastic massage/hand job whilst telling me she was from Brentwood and there isnt much to do in southend.

After a few mins and telling me she didnt kiss or do RO, she started sucking. It was ok at best but from what her description describes as a dirty little whore, and wet and sloppy BJ's it was a bit meh.

It was like she took a checklist from porn. rotating between sucking, spitting on my cock, licking my balls and then hand job every 20 seconds. I was barely into it at this point and was almost struggling to stay hard. She said let me know when i was gonna cum, which i did and she went straight to the balls and hj when i started cumming...so no cim then.

I got dressed straight away, She disappeared again for a minute and then came back (powdered nose probably again) couple of friendly words exchanged and started heading to the door. She hadnt even asked for paperwork at that point either, but i sadly parted with the money by showing her it and put it on the side cabinet as i still had no idea who was there and didnt want any drama.

Overall, crap BJ, No CIM even though she said it before we got down to business...Not worth the Money at all, i would have felt robbed if that was a £40 BnG


Offline belamy85

Thanks for the review and sorry you had a disappointing experience.

She was on my 'possibly' list the next time I was in the S'end area. She's not really my type but from her self description she sounded like a dirty little minx. I'll  stratch her off the list now.

Hope your next visit to whoever that might be is better.

Offline Shoeburyguy

Cheers. Yeah i would definitely avoid. Could have got 1.5 decent blozza's for the money it cost me!

Had a decent punt yesterday that i havent reviewed yet, will do in the next day or so if what it is is your cup of tea...

Offline belamy85

Cheers. Yeah i would definitely avoid. Could have got 1.5 decent blozza's for the money it cost me!

Had a decent punt yesterday that i havent reviewed yet, will do in the next day or so if what it is is your cup of tea...

Look forward to reading it...

Offline radioman33

£80 for a b&g.....Curvy Slut Dixxie who is walking distance from there gives a decent bj with cim for £50.

Offline Shoeburyguy

I may try today if she is free to cheer me up lol

Offline Shoeburyguy

£80 for a b&g.....Curvy Slut Dixxie who is walking distance from there gives a decent bj with cim for £50.
Saw Curvy today for a BJ. Will review soon, you were right. Great BJ but not a looker at all

Offline radioman33

Saw Curvy today for a BJ. Will review soon, you were right. Great BJ but not a looker at all
Westcliff isn’t great,viva street ads look too risky,or Natural Life massage at the top of Hamlet court Rd.