Charli-GEA-Glasgow-Outcall

[Mr. Bean]

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Charli was recommended to me by a punter friendly work colleague in the Glasgow office so I booked a two hour outcall to the nice city centre hotel I was staying in last week. The last time I was staying there I ran in to a few problems with my room and some laundry went missing so the hotel said they would sort something out my next visit and I thought "aye right " but true enough they upgraded me to a lovely suite which was rarther nice.

Well back to the punt, Charli phoned day before to check details then gave me a couple of texts to confirm booking which put my mind at rest, she arrived bang on time and I was pleasantly surprised, she's a good looking girl with a tight wee body and a beautiful set of breasts, I was well chuffed and was looking forward to giving her a right good rattle.

We had a bit of banter about what was on the menu, got the paperwork out the road and she stripped off on the couch then started striping me off, it was a good start with some OWO then I was dying to sink my face right into that pussy, I was rarther horned up by this time and enjoyed going down on her seeing as it was rather tasty.

Moved onto the bed with her just kneeling there saying "come on then", love words of encouragement it really does do the trick.
Fucked about getting a bag on they really do try my patience, bit of mish, doggy and then reverse cowgirl which always makes me pop.

Had a break as I was done in and a right good blether, we both had a right good laugh.

Didn't know if I was going to manage round 2 but she started teasing my cock with those beautiful breast, that's a sight I won't forget.
That was good enough for me and I popped rarther quickly, so all in all I had right good night.

Back in Glasgow June sometime so I will definitely book Charli again.

[Falkirk GND]

Anyone else smell bullshit here?

First of all this is the OPs first review, and only his second post, the first being back in 2014 - almost 9 years ago! 

Secondly - there is one detail in there that just doesn’t ring true…

Finally, the only other review we have says “I should have walked” and “Save your time and money gents, one to avoid.” A far cry from the OPs fuck of the week!

[Mr. Bean]

Sorry if you feel that way GND, but no bullshit from my end.

[Falkirk GND]

Sorry if you feel that way GND, but no bullshit from my end.

Then clear up a wee detail up for me, my friend. How far in advance did you book her? 

[Mr. Bean]

Then clear up a wee detail up for me, my friend. How far in advance did you book her?

I like to be organised, I phoned to book in the middle of the month

[Falkirk GND]

You must give us your secret!

In 20+ years of using the agency, they’ve never taken an advance booking, and I could count on two fingers the times a girl has phoned me. Both times I was sitting outside the flat and wanted to confirm that a certain service was definitely available.  It was from a withheld number. 

Never, ever in my puff has a girl from this agency texted me.

[Mr. Bean]

Sorry if I'm getting preferential treatment 

[Glesgaboy]

Falkirk GND
I’m with your comments on this 100%

Sounds like an SP writing imho

[Mr. Bean]

You wonder why long time lurkers don't post reviews 

[Courtney]

You wonder why long time lurkers don't post reviews 

No wonder …with a handle like that. 

“Mr. Bean Goes Punting”

Starring Rowan Atkinson.

The information on here is bloody marvellous, i've been diggin deep for the past couple of days.

UKP is now my new home page 

…wow. 9 years between posts. That has to be a new record! 

[Mr. Bean]

Wish that was all that was on my record 

[Iloveoral]

Wish that was all that was on my record 

It’s not like you’ve not been logging in for 9 years is it?
I can see your record 

[seeker]

BEANS FULL OF SHIT .

you can't even book 1 day in advance with GEA ..

[Mr. Bean]

I'm just having a bit of banter, it's only my post count thats criminal 

I shall post another review in June, I'm not full of shit !

[Problem Child]

What a cynical bunch you are!
It’s written on the gea website
-IF THERE IS NO AVAILABILITY SHOWING PLEASE CALL THE AGENCY WE MAY BE ABLE TO ARRANGE AN ADVANCE BOOKING-
Now this might be bullshit and the review is not written and punctuated in the manner that I would expect from someone who works in a firm with a “Glasgow office “. However, it wouldn’t be the first time a reviewer told a few white lies about non pertinent facts to cover their tracks and if a hooker was gonna review herself, she wouldn’t fuck up reporting on the usual booking process Shirley? 🤷
Time will tell I suppose..

[Glesgaboy]

What a cynical bunch you are!
It’s written on the gea website
-IF THERE IS NO AVAILABILITY SHOWING PLEASE CALL THE AGENCY WE MAY BE ABLE TO ARRANGE AN ADVANCE BOOKING-
Now this might be bullshit and the review is not written and punctuated in the manner that I would expect from someone who works in a firm with a “Glasgow office “. However, it wouldn’t be the first time a reviewer told a few white lies about non pertinent facts to cover their tracks and if a hooker was gonna review herself, she wouldn’t fuck up reporting on the usual booking process Shirley? 🤷
Time will tell I suppose..

Wise wise words.
Who  tf is Shirley and have you reviewed her and if not why not..!?

[Problem Child]

Who  tf is Shirley and have you reviewed her and if not why not..!?

Shirley you can’t be serious?

[Name Not Found]

Who  tf is Shirley

Just a girl with a nice beaver. 

[Glesgaboy]

Just a girl with a nice beaver. 

Ahhh Shirley there’s  nothing like a long haired beaver 👌🏼

[Problem Child]

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[Glesgaboy]

Classic.

[Max121]

Call me cynical or whatever - but never have the agency done advanced bookings - I have tried on many occasions  when I’m going to be in the town early the next morning to book an SP for an early morning punt in advance - and all the time I have been told - nope not possible at all - even though I use them on a regular basis -
Another thing is the SP calling the client to confirm ?
Never had an Outcall through GEA - I don’t see them giving out clients telephone numbers unless she called the hotel room which is prob what he meant !

[Max121]

Call me cynical or whatever - but never have the agency done advanced bookings - I have tried on many occasions  when I’m going to be in the town early the next morning to book an SP for an early morning punt in advance - and all the time I have been told - nope not possible at all - even though I use them on a regular basis -
Another thing is the SP calling the client to confirm ?
Never had an Outcall through GEA - I don’t see them giving out clients telephone numbers unless she called the hotel room which is prob what he meant !

Upon reading again she text him ??
Am I missing something ….

[the fitter]

I have had outcalls with GEA, and your only contact is through the agency.

[auldie63]

I have had outcalls with GEA, and your only contact is through the agency.

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