X Chardonnay X (Birmingham in call)

[Marsh777]

I saw Chardonnay a few weeks ago in Birmingham and while it wasn't a bad experience, it was all just a bit boring:

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Cost
£150 for an hour in call

Location
Her apartment is ideal - easy to find near Five Ways and easy access.

Comms
All done via text a few days before. She gets quite booked up but after a few texts, we managed to find a suitable time. All very pleasant and straight forward.

The girl
She doesn't hide away - her AW and Twitter profiles have loads of up to date photos so I knew what to expect. She isn't quite as hot as I expected but has a great body. Boobs a little firm for my liking but still nice. Her hair was tied back, which I find always makes a girl look a little plainer so that was a slight disappointment, but I also get why she'd have it that way.

The meet
Started off with Chardonnay greeting me with a long kiss with plenty of tongue. She says this on her profile so wasn't unexpected. I like DFK anyway so this was nice. However, it did go on for a little too long for my liking (probably nearly five minutes) and I got a hint of smokers breath, even though her profile says she doesn't smoke. We then sorted out money, undressed and I joined her on the bed.

More DFK on the bed, which was nice, but it just never really went anywhere. She does talk about communication on her profile so I asked for a blowjob which she obliged asking if I prefer with or without. Opted for without but her OWO was really not very good. Before I knew it, she was back up kissing again and just wanking me. To break it up, I then went down on her. She tasted nice and seemed to enjoy it before sex in a few positions where I did most of the work. I came in the condom, cleaned up and got dressed while having a chat.

I was out pretty much bang on the hour. She offered a shower before and after to which I declined as had one just before and was going straight home after.

Summary
Like I said at the start, there was nothing particularly awful with her service. She was friendly, attractive enough but it was all a bit slow and boring. I was aware of limited services (no CIM etc.) and I prefer GFE over PSE, but her oral was poor (and there wasn't anywhere near enough of it) as was the effort during sex. There was also far too much slow prolonged kissing, even as someone who enjoys DFK. It all felt so slow paced and never really got going into anything 'passionate' as she describes on her profile.

Positives
Pleasant and attractive
Good kisser albeit too slow and too much
Location

Negatives
Too slow paced
Too much kissing
Very routine
Really poor oral
Not much effort during sex

Would I see again?
No.

[alabama1]

Thanks for the review OP, and for reminding me why i have only seen her once. 

[chatbite]

Same here Alabama, she was my first ever punt and while I occasionally think about going back it's reviews like this that remind me how 'plain' it all was. She's a nice girl but just too vanilla for me now I've had other experiences.

[CigarSmoke]

Too much kissing

No such thing is too much kissing. Maybe she likes your lips or enjoy your kissing skills a lot.

I like kissing more than intercourse.

[Neojay76]

Just been checking out her Twitter, I wouldn't mind kissing such an attractive woman. So hot!