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As I had to go to Lincoln I thought I might as well punt while I was there. I'd noted Layla's profile previously (I'm pretty sure she called herself ClaireBear initially) and decided to see what she was like. She refers to Lara (Gainsborough) on her profile - more of which later - so I thought that she must be reasonable otherwise Lara wouldn't engage with her...hmmm.
Her number is on her AW profile and arrangements were very straightforward. I booked an hour as it was only 20 quid more than 30 minutes.
She met me at the door every inch the 40 something mum down the street. Little effort had been made with her appearance but she was pleasant and friendly enough. We sorted the paperwork and went up to the bedroom. She lost her outer clothes to reveal housewife bra and pants. Kissing was a couple of pecks and then nothing. She just wasn't interested. I got the impression that she is new to this business and may well have some kind of notion that she just wants to fuck men she actually fancies. I could be completely wrong but that was the vibe I got. She doesn't seem to have appreciated what being a professional escort entails.
It didn't get much better. Figure wise I'd hazard a guess she is 12/14 with small but ok tits, mum tum, and fully shaved down below. I suggested some 69 but all she did was use her hands and even that was lame. I actually enjoyed having my tongue between her legs and she did get wet but I already knew this was not going to be my day.
The sex, doggy and mish, was more of the same. She angled her hips and legs to prevent full penetration. I closed my eyes, thought of England and fucked away until I came. We exchanged a few pleasantries, I got dressed and away I went. I've gone neutral instead of neg because she seems a decent sort rather than a scammer and I'm feeling generous.
During the meet she name-dropped Lara a couple of times so I will as well. I reviewed Lara after our first meeting and was less than impressed. She is, however, very good looking and FAF if you like slim women. I met her again about a year later as I was in the vicinity and she was really good. I am sure that she reads what is written about her on this site and raises her game accordingly - another win for UKP (and for SP's who pay attention). I mention this because if Layla, who is not in Lara's league looks wise yet charges the same money (actually more for 30 minutes!), wants to make a go of this she will only do it if her presentation and the quality of her service are outstanding.
