MMF buddy

[Randy James]

Sorry for this. I've got a booking tomorrow in Manchester with Rebecca more . I need someone to join me for an MMF as my mate bottles it. I'm not trying to tout as I have the booking anyway for minimum 1-2-1.

Was just hoping for someone to share the slag with.

Please pm if interested for details.

[CatBBW]

Sorry for this. I've got a booking tomorrow in Manchester with Rebecca more . I need someone to join me for an MMF as my mate bottles it. I'm not trying to tout as I have the booking anyway for minimum 1-2-1.

Was just hoping for someone to share the slag with.

Please pm if interested for details.

Slag?

[cockneybstrd]

Slag?

Slag - A stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.

Manchester is famous for its slag heaps.

[Daffodil]

Slag?

From Oxford Dictionaries: A promiscuous woman.

Sounds about right 

Did you really need to comment on this guy's thread given that we're not on saafe? 

[CatBBW]

From Oxford Dictionaries: A promiscuous woman.

Sounds about right 

Did you really need to comment on this guy's thread given that we're not on saafe? 

You are of course correct, so I shall withold further puzzlement regarding the choice of languge the OP used.

[cunnyhunt]

From Oxford Dictionaries: A promiscuous woman.

Sounds about right 

Did you really need to comment on this guy's thread given that we're not on saafe? 

She was correct to question the use of the word as its use was incorrect.

The word is Pro$$ie.

In answer to the enquiry, as a punter who has attended MMF/swinging and if it was in the area might of been interested, then even with my (limited) understanding of the English language the use of the word slag would of meant not replying, 

[Randy James]

Ok anyone free to enjoy the feast for lunch with me in Manchester

[cunnyhunt]

Ok anyone free to enjoy the feast for lunch with me in Manchester

Just eaten 

[pokenn]

Ok anyone free to enjoy the feast for lunch with me in Manchester

You'll need to post a face pic first. You might be a munter.

[Randy James]

Nah I'm an average :/)

[threechilliman]

Ok anyone free to enjoy the feast for lunch with me in Manchester

I'd oblige, but I think I might still be recovering from a rather good breakfast....

tcm

[Toby]

Sorry for this. I've got a booking tomorrow in Manchester with Rebecca more . I need someone to join me for an MMF as my mate bottles it. I'm not trying to tout as I have the booking anyway for minimum 1-2-1.

1) are you paying?
2) what is the etiquette if our cocks accidentally slap together?
3) would you wear a blindfold if I felt too self-conscious?
4) are you sure she's a slag? I don't really want to have sex with a slag.

[Randy James]

She usually fully booked so thought any desperate guys out there wouldn't mind sharing, and I am willing to share. Those who know her, know she'd make it memorable

[SeekingtheTruth]

She usually fully booked so thought any desperate guys out there wouldn't mind sharing, and I am willing to share. Those who know her, know she'd make it memorable

You aren't really doing a good selling job here 

[yorkshire123]

She usually fully booked so thought any desperate guys out there wouldn't mind sharing, and I am willing to share. Those who know her, know she'd make it memorable

So you book a prossie but now you want to spread the cost? which i assume means that said trollop gets more money as they normally charge more for such an arrangement?
Are you sure your a punter & not a pimp?

[cockneybstrd]

So you book a prossie but now you want to spread the cost? which i assume means that said trollop gets more money as they normally charge more for such an arrangement?
Are you sure your a punter & not a pimp?

I think its more that the OP has made a booking for MMF with his mate at rate X

His mate has dropped out and he is hoping to get a fellow member to pay more than 1/2 of X

And I would also imagine her rate for MMF X is not twice her rate for 1-2-1 (rate Y) and he is unwilling or unable to pay rate Y

[yorkshire123]

I think its more that the OP has made a booking for MMF with his mate at rate X

His mate has dropped out and he is hoping to get a fellow member to pay more than 1/2 of X

And I would also imagine her rate for MMF X is not twice her rate for 1-2-1 (rate Y) and he is unwilling or unable to pay rate Y

Now that makes sense, come OP who bottled it? anyone we know 

[Randy James]

The rate is x. For 2 people would be double the price I imagine

My mate who is not on here . He too afraid to let his inhibitions go. Anyway looks my fantasy of mmf will have to stick too internet.

For information on who I am seeing is pornstar Rebecca more. No I'm not a pimp , I'm just like you guys!!!!!!!

[threechilliman]

Sadly, my delicious breakfast never materialised.....

tcm

[Randy James]

That's a damn shame. I'm happy to share lunch

[threechilliman]

Alas, pressure of work stops any lunchtime frolics.

tcm

[Randy James]

Come on guys , looks like I'm going on me own

[infoseeker]

1) are you paying?
2) what is the etiquette if our cocks accidentally slap together?
3) would you wear a blindfold if I felt too self-conscious?
4) are you sure she's a slag? I don't really want to have sex with a slag.

Toby this isn't a jokes board this is a punting forum.

If you don't want to entertain Bodyworks request what value you are adding with your bullshit/jokey questions.
You are the same muppet who was making jokes (at my expense) on a very serious topic, that was noted but I let it go without comment.

[bigbilly22]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

not my type, now a 18 year old cutie I might be tempted

BB

[Horizontal pleasures]

Was just hoping for someone to share the slag with.

did he mean shag?

[Blackberry]

How did you get on Bodyworks? She is hot but 250 an hour outta my price bracket

[Randy James]

Will post a review hete tonorrow. Just remember she us on your but will be back in xmas

[Toby]

Toby this isn't a jokes board this is a punting forum.

If you don't want to entertain Bodyworks request what value you are adding with your bullshit/jokey questions.
You are the same muppet who was making jokes (at my expense) on a very serious topic, that was noted but I let it go without comment.

This is an open punting forum, so learn to deal with it.

In reference to your link: No, my reply to you wasn't a joke. Your post on that thread was fucking ridiculous, attempting to rouse favour with bullshit arguments.

[infoseeker]

Hi Toby

This is an open punting forum

Yeah Agreed. 

A Punting Forum.....
.....where Pro$$ies are called Pro$$ies.
Even if a potential fluffy given to immature jibes and making exuses for Pro$$ies.... thinks its an immature jibe. 

If you've got any comments to make about the Pro$$ie plotting to threaten to out me matter, I suggest you make them on that thread, I left you be then so the Pro$$ie could have her time in the limelight, you can have your time now if you like.   

[Toby]

Hi Toby

Yeah Agreed. 

A Punting Forum.....
.....where Pro$$ies are called Pro$$ies.
Even if a potential fluffy given to immature jibes and making exuses for Pro$$ies.... thinks its an immature jibe. 

If you've got any comments to make about the Pro$$ie plotting to threaten to out me matter, I suggest you make them on that thread, I left you be then so the Pro$$ie could have her time in the limelight, you can have your time now if you like.   

I'm sure I've made more posts than that. You'll never get your stalker's wings with such a poor effort.

[James999]

Was just hoping for someone to share the slag with.

Will you wear a dress?

[infoseeker]

I'm sure I've made more posts than that. You'll never get your stalker's wings with such a poor effort.

Toby, If I see much more fluff from you particularly in the North West forums (where we are right now) be assured I'll check all your 300+ posts since my best guess is they'll be ridled with contradictions and fluff (perhaps I'll start a thread about you) that is based on my observations of a few posts of yours on threads that I have posted on most notably the MissLauren stalking pro$$ie thread which I was a bit suspicious that you took such a keen and active interest in with over 10 posts all except the first having fluff/trying to make light of a serious punting matter.

And the "an immature jibe"Gate contradictory fluff affair.

Will you wear a dress?

Toby this here is James999 he fights against fluff on this forum sometimes with jibes the maturity of which I don't comment on, in the North East (which has more then its fair share of fluff) some tried to check through his posts and all they found is he's been consistent from the start.

Apart from both of you making "an immature jibe" on this thread you don't have his qualities. 

[Toby]

Be my guest Mr Stalker. I'm sure you have nothing else to do.

[nova painted floozie]

Interesting how Toby is flamed for making a flippant joke but James999 isn't.
What's up with that?

[mikepumps]

sorry but what the fluf is this fluff thats being referred to???

[Toby]

Interesting how Toby is flamed for making a flippant joke but James999 isn't.
What's up with that?

Oh that's easy enough to answer. He got upset when I posted that he'd been talking shite in one of his posts, and he's been following me round since then.

Post number 30 is the one that upset him: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=36931.msg502369#msg502369

[infoseeker]

sorry but what the fluf is this fluff thats being referred to???

mikepumps check this thread a key post from which would be.

Someone who cares more about the prossie than he does about himself or other punters.
Who always takes the side of the prossie before that of a punter.
Who forgets it's a commercial transaction and thinks it's a romantic date and tends to fall in love.
Who is easily pleased and thinks the prossie is doing him a favour by having sex with him, despite paying her a lot of money.
Who gets himself all worked up when his favourite prossie gets negative reviews from other punters, and becomes a white-knight, attacking them in hope to appease his "girlfriend".

You will not find a single punter who has punted for many years and had hundreds of punts to be a "fluffy". If they did have fluffy tendencies at the start, they quickly lost it.

Interesting how Toby is flamed for making a flippant joke but James999 isn't.
What's up with that?

For the more intelligent reader the difference was made clear above.

For the less intelligent I elaborate.
Toby I (think) is an inconsistent fluffy some links posted here to highlight that, James999 is not on the contrary he combats fluff on this forum and has done since it started.

Anyway Toby is not getting "flamed" you drama queen its just a couple of posts between punters neither he or I need a Pro$$ie getting involved, you don't want to make him look more fluffy then I already think he might be.
Hopefully I don't notice him do anything more inconsistent/fluffy then I won't have to waste my time checking his posts I'd prefer that, hopefully it is just a misunderstanding and his dozen or so fluffy looking posts on the MissLauren dangerous Pro$$ie thread (inconsistent with the first) where just overexcitement on his part.


As for why it is important to control fluff on the forum (which James999 has played a big part in doing)..... well that is so that Pro$$ies can be reviewed accurately and honestly warts / weed / whiffy flats / wonky fannies and all.

See here for a recent review on the North West forums by an unfluffy pal of mine bakerted for a Pro$$ie called Nova Painted Floozie.... not sure where I've heard that name before. 

[Toby]

You, Sir, come across as more than a little unhinged.

[infoseeker]

Don't show any (more) signs of blatant fluffiness and inconsistency in that, then we'll get on fine we can laugh at each others jokes like the first time I ever saw you post and then you'll not need to see whether I can be even more "unhinged" then James999 can be

If though you would like to be a fluffy a perfect opportunity.... the lying (dumb) pro$$ie who came to your rescue needs a fluffy supporter.... tempted? A White Knight is needed?

Toby I'm putting you to the test.

People say I plan these things... most of the time I do. 

I hope you pass. 

[Toby]

Toby I'm putting you to the test.

People say I plan these things... most of the time I do. 

I hope you pass. 

I tried, but failed. Woe is me.

[londonmaxxy]

Thread seems to have gone pear -shaped.  Did any MMF actually happen?  or does MMF mean 'must mention fluff' 

[mikepumps]

Thanks for the heads up regarding FLUFFYS however whats with the bitchyness and mud slinging from a few people on here? We are all unhinged to a certain degree, we are on a forum to find helpful info on hookers, we should all stick to that and let certain remarks or digs just pass by without further comment, after all who gives a shlt anyway?

[londonmaxxy]

I agree Pumps- more shagging & less bitching makes sense.
any more MMF plans ? 

[threechilliman]

I agree Pumps- more shagging & less bitching makes sense.
any more MMF plans ?

When Rebecca More comes back to Manchester in December, I'm going to be on e of the M's in an MMF with her....

tcm

[yorkshire123]

Thanks for the heads up regarding FLUFFYS however whats with the bitchyness and mud slinging from a few people on here? We are all unhinged to a certain degree, we are on a forum to find helpful info on hookers, we should all stick to that and let certain remarks or digs just pass by without further comment, after all who gives a shlt anyway?

The anti fluffy, bitchiness, mud slinging, gentle ribbing & questioning of other members views in addition to the shared prossie information is what makes UKP the premier punting forum in the uk.
If you don't personally like it then ignore it but please don't try & tell me how to behave on a forum that you only joined 5 days ago. If you want a fully modded site then may i suggest auto-censored or prossienet.
By the way I'm not unhinged, strange but not unhinged.

[mikepumps]

Well to be honest i only came on here to get info and possibly save me some money by getting a heads up on iffy hookers, not to read about 2 fellas tryin to outwit each other cos it just clogs up a thread and strays from the original question/thread, were this is also going!!! Ffs i give up.

[londonmaxxy]

I know what you mean Yorkshire-I actually thought this was a lively thread that had UKP banter & piss taking etc.
Some get a bit  too uptight though & steer threads to their own agendas but I guess just how it is.
Re: Rebecca More, didn't think she was my cup of tea but following her on twitter & might save up a few pennies for that one.

[yorkshire123]

Well to be honest i only came on here to get info and possibly save me some money by getting a heads up on iffy hookers, not to read about 2 fellas tryin to outwit each other cos it just clogs up a thread and strays from the original question/thread, were this is also going!!! Ffs i give up.

Don't give up mike your opinion is as valid as anyone else's on here & i look forward to your input, I was just trying to explain that historical banter isn't always as nasty as it may seem & if all we ever spoke about (in my opinion) was good & bad service providers without having a laugh or the odd virtual battle of wills every now & again then the forum would be much the worse off for it.

I will dip out for now as this MMF talk isn't really my sort of thing.

Good luck TCM & londonmaxxy if you mange to take the plunge with Rebecca More , i will look forward to the reviews 

[Toby]

Well to be honest i only came on here to get info and possibly save me some money by getting a heads up on iffy hookers, not to read about 2 fellas tryin to outwit each other cos it just clogs up a thread and strays from the original question/thread, were this is also going!!! Ffs i give up.

Calm down. It's only words on a screen.

[Randy James]

Just to kick start this again. Looking for mmf buddy ? Please pm me if interested