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TLDR/Need To Know: NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICS by a long shot. Another reviewer has pointed this out but need to clarify she looks nothing like the fitty in attached photo. She does have a 'reasonable' body but deffo older and face nowhere near as pretty.
Hairy unshaved pussy and legs.
Unwashed.
Had to disappear for 10 minutes during my time (after we started) to have a proper wash as anal was creating a mess.
Despite booking over 2 hours ahead, the booking seemed last minute news to her.
Says she doesn’t remember anything being said about anal in texts and its the only thing I asked about so deffo has a maid.
Directs you to the wrong address: a row of houses opposite so she can check you out before telling you the real address across the road. (DM me for the number if you don’t want to be hanging around some strangers’ houses like a fucking lurker).
Requested all anal throughout punt and agreed by text, but Scarlet luxuriously then said only once and restricted time doing it.
Price(s): £190 which was £120 for the hour, £50 for anal, £20 for owo.
Logistics: The maid asks your nationality and race (rude
) and then has you go to the wrong address across the road so the WG can confirm they like the look of you before giving you the real address the other side of the road.
Location: Airbnb flat in Bexleyheath. Flat itself was nice, although she wouldn’t shut the fuck up about the heating not working
. Said they had been hanging around in Bexleyheath town centre waiting for landlord to open the flat which would explain the cleanliness of the place. Give it a day and it'll be a shithole for sure. Two single beds stuck together which was shit because it basically meant we were really fucking in a single bed or falling through the big gap.
Looks: As above, she looks nothing facially like the pics. Much older, early 40s I would say. Body is nice to be fair although bum was too jiggly for my liking, not like the firm looking peach in the photos.
Attitude & Service: Had agreed to all anal booking (I’d offered to pay extra on top of the standard a-levels fee) but then after 5 minutes that was my lot apparently. BJ was ok but nothing to write home about.
She had very hairy legs and pussy, clearly hadn’t shaved in a few days.
Anal created a mess before she asked to go wash properly.
Would have been much more luxurious to do that before i arrive honey. Round two was all pussy as she said no more anal.
Little Como (all wrapped up in a jonny) came out covered in blood from pussy sex and at this point I was on the verge of demanding all my money back.
But I know the chance of that was 0 so just resolved myself to telling a truthful review here which will cost her more than a refund would have done.
She did has a positive attitude and enthusiasm at least, but then in cowgirl she was just shit physically. No real technique or ability to get into a fun rhythm. I ended up doing all the work myself during both pops.
Conclusion: FUCK OFF ‘luxury’ Scarlet, If I’d paid half what I did I still would have felt ripped off.
Would I return? Nah.
Rant: Sometimes on here some *cough* members complain that my reviews are overwhelmingly negative and perhaps I have high standards. I would riposte that I don't have 'high standards' I just have 'STANDARDS'. I invite anyone to read the objective facts of above and tell me that I'm being overly picky or high expectations. Only a fucking cuck would experience that and leave a neutral let alone a postive review.
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