So there I am, on the bed and working my magic on this pro$$ie, and boy, she was fucking loving it
Just like rendering the gable end on a house - always starting at the top and working my way down - lips, neck, tits, tummy ......then suddenly
. Luckily, I'm a total gentleman and kept quiet, but for a split second I thought she's been in a recent car crash, it was that prominent. Gave me a right shock, nearly lost my wood and put a real damper on the punt.
Nowaday's when doing my punting research - if there's no pics of the pro$$ies lower abdomen or she's always got a strategically positioned hand / pot plant in the way then it's a definite swerve.