Just going to say that this isnt a negative like some others write where their only agenda is to mess up a woman's business and try and make UKP members to boycott them, it isn't personal so please don't read it like that. No, on the contrary this women is a VERY nice, lovely and friendly woman...and actually has quite a decent sense of humour. The negative is more a reflection of the actual events and my disappointment with how things ended
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Location: Loughborough Junction...a few minutes walk from there. I reckon the location is bait...its on the roundabout near Loughborough junction out in the open, and even though you could be there to see anyone the building is so run down that the traffic of men going in and out makes it clear wat a gwan in there.
Building is falling apart but its a typical brothel location...narrow stairs spiralling up for added security to spot robbers, block drunks and escort them out etc. The security is probably in the first room on the spiral staircase. The room was small but fit for purpose if fucking is on the agenda
Cost: £60 for 30 mins ( i was there for 5 or so)
Services: OW, attempted sex
The girl:As per pics: cartoon body...massive fake booty and narrow waist, older lady probably in 50s or late 40s, Fake tits C cup or D cup. Her ass is fake but also it isn't that well done i dont think...really looks like 2 mini basket balls tucked into her skin at the back...but as far as cartoon ratios she fits the bit...She is in the C/d on the scale...it has some shelf...hips to waist is like 2:1. .. you'll want to see it....if only to have a chuckle. She is about 5'4, face is about 4. Tattos... and she has saggy skin on face and neck and midsection
Very poor english
Action: Gonna keep it short cause i dont want to dwell.
I got there...smiled kissed her on the check, gave the maid the money and stripped...got the usual "uuu aaahhh you so big, HELP HELP!! Only joking baby" stuff....smiled and went to get on with it....she went to get condoms that couldnt fit...choking the life out of my passenger (kind of like linked sausages), but i wanted to give the ass a seeing to if she would let me so i perservered. Gave an average BJ....i would give it a 4 or 5.
She got up and told me to lie down after about 1 mins of BJ. proceeded to do reverse cowgirl...about 1 mins of this and she was already breathing heavily and i said "Okay doggy time"...tried to have get it in there and granted it was tight despite all the lube she used. I literally went at a snails pace and he could not take it....about 10 to 20 seconds in she gets off and lies down...says missionary...tried to enter and she looked like she was taking a constipated shit, she was in that much discomfort...she apologise constantly throughout the encounter and i told her she basicallly killed my wood.
She tried to wank me off on her tits and i was like "can we call it 15 mins?" she said no...so i said okay fine lets try again. she went and got a different type of condom which was even smaller than the first can you believe. Am a black man and i felt my dick was changing colour. so tiny condom on and we give doggy a go....she is flinching..i am adjusting....going at a snails pace....30 secs to 1 min of this second attempt she comes off and says very apologetically that she cannot do it. Remember i wasn't even giving it to her....if i went any slower i would be doing pace controlled bench work in the gym. She kept saying sorry...i told her it wasnt her fault, which in fairness it wasnt, ...she offer to wank me off on her tits and mouth ..i declined, Wanted to save some spunk for my go-to lady.
Got dressed, kissed her on her cheek then left
Summary: Run down location, nice lady, very fun, atrocious poor dick taking capability (verging on occupational deceit and robbery), cartoon body was crazy proportions
To put it into context, i have had sex with romanians, who are known to be the worst of the worst dick takers out there....and even 1 or 2 of them who complained about my size at least told me what i had to do to make the sex possible and we got there in the end. They can handle D better than Valentina
This isnt as bad as my first ever meeting with Ivy2019 (miss you girl), where i didnt even get to stick it in and she ended up giving me a thigh job pretending i was in LOL. But its really close up there with the weakest dick takers i have ever come across in the 7 year punting history. makes the top 5 most feeble attempts
Reccomend: Yes, for the people that want to fuck a 50year old brazilian Jessica rabbit and aren't too girthy (she kept on gesturing with her fingers what the problem was)
Would i return? Never
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Topic: VALENTINA BIG ASS - Loughborough Junction. One of the weakest dick takers ever! (Read 3140 times)