Author Topic: Swedish Relax Massage (Blackpool)  (Read 1031 times)

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Day started trying to get Thai Orchid. With no success, went on the search & found this advert on VS.

Few texts & was booked in. £60 for an hour, & that includes HR. Rolled up to an address not too far from the Football ground. Went in to the ground floor flat as directed. Definitely the lady in the pictures, but I recon they are like 15 years ago. Plus, she’s added a few dress sizes. Still I wasn’t there to shag her, just for a massage & B2B isn’t on offer (kinda glad 😂).

Room is large with a proper massage table. No face hole, which is a bit annoying. Large bay window with thin blinds, & room is very bright. I kinda like that, but may put a few off.

Massage is excellent. Lots of oil, & works all over. Odd CC swipe & lots of edging reach under’s. Time to flip over & she’s straight on to the old man. She has an excellent technique, but very mechanical. One moment she’s looking at the old man, then it’s like she’s wondering what’s on TV later….. But has a phone timer running, & (albeit nicely) asked to get a move on once an hour is reached. Get the feeling she running like a machine…..

If Thai Orchid remains closed, I’ll be back to this one, just won’t be rushing….. 👍

Offline Royalthailover

Good review thanks. Real Shane about thai orchid at the moment. I was hoping malee would be back at Bispham by now, have you seen Jada?
Cheers

Online Laid_back_bloke

Good review thanks. Real Shane about thai orchid at the moment. I was hoping malee would be back at Bispham by now, have you seen Jada?
Cheers

Jade…. Not heard of her, got me curious…. 🤔
Where is she at…

Offline Royalthailover

White cottage it turns out. Ended up at king street the other day, shouldn't olhave bothered! (Negative) review to follow shortly

Online Laid_back_bloke

White cottage it turns out. Ended up at king street the other day, shouldn't olhave bothered! (Negative) review to follow shortly

I actually thought White Cottage wasn’t being used anymore. I often see the VS ad that shows pics from WCott, but got asked to go King St. Like you experience, I found King St to be crap. Not been to either in years now.

Offline Blue1878

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=353273.0

Saw this lady I’m live last year I think, wasn’t impressed but agree with the age and dress size being out of date

Online Laid_back_bloke

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=353273.0

Saw this lady I’m live last year I think, wasn’t impressed but agree with the age and dress size being out of date

Definitely similar…..