Author Topic: Tenerife massage.  (Read 6187 times)

Offline Collingwood

Spending a month in Los C next January and started doing my research early
Check out the website and then choke with laughter at the emphatic statement that they do no provide sex services. Oh really !
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Reckon I can persuade the missus it's legit.
Or maybe not .....

Offline Marcus0101

Not seen this one before. Some seriously hot looking girls on the website and full address given which may well mean only massage is on offer. I am in Tenerife next week for one week so may venture along and see how legit it is, decent find though  :thumbsup:

Offline Collingwood

Also... yesterday evening I managed to call Sak Thong Thai massage by accident. Needless to say I hung up pretty quickly but an hour later received a text saying " you called -sorry we are closed today". I'd say that suggests
 they take some pride in communicating well which is always a good sign.  No idea if they are legit or not though
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Offline Marcus0101

Spending a month in Los C next January and started doing my research early
Check out the website and then choke with laughter at the emphatic statement that they do no provide sex services. Oh really !
External Link/Members Only 
Reckon I can persuade the missus it's legit.
Or maybe not .....


Visited when I arrived yesterday.

Only one girl working as it was early, she was incredibly welcoming, Czech girl maybe early 30's, thin, pretty and made me feel relaxed from the minute we met.

30 minute naked body to body massage, she proper got into it grinding herself all over me, lots of oil which was a bit difficult to get off even after a shower. Flipped me over and allowed touching her all over, playing and sucking on her nipples, kisses to the neck and allowed playing with her clit but no fingers inside her. She poured more oil on herself inviting me to rub it all over her which I duly obliged. Plenty of attention to my cock and balls, she brought me off with a slow oily handjob.

After I came to my surprise there was no rush as she lay on top of me chatting away, kept going with touching of each other for another 5-10 minutes then a shower once done. I was in for almost 45 minutes and paid at the end which I thought was unusual as normally money is upfront. Sums up the relaxed chilled atmosphere.

They have a similar set up to this place in Czech Republic, not sure anything else would be in offer but I will 100% be going back before my holiday is over. Will try 1-2 different girls and Vera again as she was superb and so chilled to chat with.

Price was 60 euros as it was early, it's normally 80 euros. Great find Collingwood thanks, would highly recommend a visit when you are here  :thumbsup:

Offline Np1984

I’m in Tenerife next week, very tempted to go here

Offline GmxJim

Rather than start a new thread thought it might be good to keep this one going with some more reviews and suggestions from my recent visit.

Sweat Massage

Looking at some of the reviews I really wanted to try here. Unfortunately, they were not replying to WhatsApp / Text / Telephone and when I went down there I couldn't find any sign of them at the address on their website. Seems to have been closed down or could just have been closed for the weeks I was there.

Casa Blanca Massage

This has been referred to as the Russian or Bulgarian place opposite Iberostar Sabilia in Fanabe and also next door to Ilona. Its easy to find. As I walked up the stairs to the row of shops I was asked if I was looking for a massage. This might be off-putting if you did want to try Ilona, seems they catch every guy who goes up the stairs first.  Great massage and value here, 64 euro / 30 mins for naked ,HE and touching . If you don't want to touch its 54. There were other options but this was good.

Girl was Brazilian around mid to late 30's with a good body. Very friendly and bubbly and genuinely seemed keen to please.

The table as others have described has a ideally located hole so she can play with you while face down easily. I was face down for 10 minutes or so with lots of CC / under reaches etc. Asked to turn over and what followed was a fantastic edging experience. Knew when to slow down and speed up ! Great experience and did go back !

Chinese Relax Massage

Went to one near Las Americas in a shopping arcade. Was approached so asked how much. Was silly money and she wasn't a looker so didn't bother.

Chinese Massage opposite San Eugenio shopping centre

This one isn't part of the Chinese relax chain. No massage table as such its a kind of built in bed so she sits on the bed to massage you. Girl was Chinese, mid to late 30's. 35 for 30 mins. 10 mins of a poor massage and she gives the universal sign language for sex. Haggled down to 70 euro but would go any less. Fairly good session with her in Cow girl.  This place seems to be open late and would say is a dead cert for more than a massage.

Bankok Thai Massage Los Christianos

After not having much luck finding Sweat Massage I wanted to relax and just see what happened so tried this place. VERY good legit massage, went over the time and was very relaxing. Typical Thai place with curtains separating rather than a room itself so no chance of extras but still good.

Massage Namaste Playa de la Americas

Another Legit place but again a very good massage.


Offline LordGrantham

Rather than start a new thread thought it might be good to keep this one going with some more reviews and suggestions from my recent visit.

Sweat Massage

Looking at some of the reviews I really wanted to try here. Unfortunately, they were not replying to WhatsApp / Text / Telephone and when I went down there I couldn't find any sign of them at the address on their website. Seems to have been closed down or could just have been closed for the weeks I was there.

Casa Blanca Massage

This has been referred to as the Russian or Bulgarian place opposite Iberostar Sabilia in Fanabe and also next door to Ilona. Its easy to find. As I walked up the stairs to the row of shops I was asked if I was looking for a massage. This might be off-putting if you did want to try Ilona, seems they catch every guy who goes up the stairs first.  Great massage and value here, 64 euro / 30 mins for naked ,HE and touching . If you don't want to touch its 54. There were other options but this was good.

Girl was Brazilian around mid to late 30's with a good body. Very friendly and bubbly and genuinely seemed keen to please.

The table as others have described has a ideally located hole so she can play with you while face down easily. I was face down for 10 minutes or so with lots of CC / under reaches etc. Asked to turn over and what followed was a fantastic edging experience. Knew when to slow down and speed up ! Great experience and did go back !

Chinese Relax Massage

Went to one near Las Americas in a shopping arcade. Was approached so asked how much. Was silly money and she wasn't a looker so didn't bother.

Chinese Massage opposite San Eugenio shopping centre

This one isn't part of the Chinese relax chain. No massage table as such its a kind of built in bed so she sits on the bed to massage you. Girl was Chinese, mid to late 30's. 35 for 30 mins. 10 mins of a poor massage and she gives the universal sign language for sex. Haggled down to 70 euro but would go any less. Fairly good session with her in Cow girl.  This place seems to be open late and would say is a dead cert for more than a massage.

The Chinese place in Las Americas I checked out but didn’t fancy the admittedly very enthusiastic girl trying to get me inside. Seems most business goes to the place on the ground floor that was reviewed by someone else here who got ripped off.

Really glad you scored at Casa Blanca, I wonder if the moody bird has been moved on.

Sweet Massage is just an aluminium door with pad (16 I think) to access the flats above the restaurant next door.