Baan Nuad Thai Massage & Spa161 Trafalgar Road, Greenwich, London SE10 9TX
External Link/Members OnlyI visited this Thai massage shop in east Greenwich for the first time towards the end of March.
It's a glass fronted shop on a busy road leading into Greenwich Town Centre.
I turned up at the appointed time and paid £60 for a one hour massage. The shop's interior is purple/pinkish colour and has three upstairs treatment rooms plus one more down stairs. The rooms each have an en suite shower unit.
I was shown into the treatment room by the receptionist who told me to 'take off your clothes'. I dutifully complied with her instruction and then wrapped a towel around my waist. My masseuse came in and introduced herself as Lisa - a short and slightly dumpy Thai women of average looks who I would estimate as being in her late thirties.
The shower wasn't working so I was moved to another room. There was a sign on the wall saying 'Do not ask for sexual services' or something to that effect.
Once inside the new room, I got showered and dried off, then lay naked face down on the massage table. Lisa placed a fabric drape over the lower half of my body and started the massage - which was done with medium pressure, using coconut oil.
She asked me I if had visited the place before and told her that I hadn't. She said it was also her first time here as she was just covering for a friend - which I didn't believe for a minute.
She asked after about ten minutes if it was OK to remove the drape covering my lower half - and I agreed.
The massage was wonderful. She continued for another 15 - 20 mins and then stepped back from the massage table to remove her masseuses uniform saying she was hot - she was still wearing black jeans and a black t-shirt.
Then came the indecent proposal. 'Would you like something special ?' she enquired - proposing B2B for £100. I wasn't going to pay this much, so we settled on clothed hand relief for £40. I turned over and she applied oil to the appropriate parts of my anatomy and delivered a decent hand job while I groped her bum. She cleaned me up and then continued with the massage as before.
After the massage was over I took another shower, dried, got dressed and paid her the £40 tip.
Positives: Excellent massage, good HR, masseuse was friendly and polite throughout, decent facilities - albeit with the problem with the shower in the first treatment room I was allocated.
Slight Negatives: Masseuse wasn't particularly attractive, wanted too much for extras.
I would rate the experience as a mild positive and I would return at some point to try a session with a different masseuse.
