Author Topic: Morena-Sensual-perfect example of conveyor belt, the weirdest punt - Enfield  (Read 3704 times)


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Offline Geko12

I contemplated giving this review a negative or a netural on the drive back home as I raced home on the a406 feeling very disappointed.

I have punted 2 Brazilians in my punting career and they have both been top notch!, so when I saw a couple of good reviews on here coupled with her viva street profile and aw feedback I was more than satisfied on what I saw backed up with her AW feedback!!!

So I made a booking today when I saw her green light availability and booked, her comms were slow but she replied back and we organised a booking for this early afternoon, we agreed a price for 1 hour £140 and list of services, gfe, dfk, owo, ro and cim.

I made my way on the a406 to enfield which was around a 30 minute drive, unfortunately there was a big accident on there where a van had crashed to another car and had caught fire so was stuck in heavy traffic for 40 minutes, I was late and apologised and asked if she could do the booking half hr later to which she replied hurry come I am busy, I rushed to the cash point which was basically 2 minutes away and hurried to her block of flats.  There was no issue with parking and was buzzed in straight away.

Got to the door and was let in, all this time I thought I was speaking to Morena but it was the actual Maid, the maid is also Brazilian and probably 50+, first  :dash: warning sign. I was then seen to by Morena who looked okay, wearing black lingerie as requested with a decent body, arse is big but nothing special, no real shape, she had a bit of belly too but overall it was good enough for me to stay, I would guess she is mid-late 30s. I was horny as hell and I had come all the way and waited in traffic so I wasnt going nowhere.

I told Morena sorry I was stuck in traffic and can you do 1 hour, she replied sorry busy I can do half hour, I asked when can you do half hour? she replied give me 20 minutes and I can do a full hour for you. I said no problem I will wait in the car to which she replied , you can wait in the next room and the maid will give you a massage while you wait,  :dash: the next warning sign which I didnt think. I said Its fine I will go car she insisted on waiting in the next room whilst she sees the next punter, I said fine and she asked if i wanted water.

I then proceed to strip off and get ready for the massage by the maid, the massage was actually very good, she was obviously experienced in this department. This went on for 20 minutes and so I made it clear, will I still get my full hour with morena as I had not exchanged money at this point and for me it looked like a complimentary masssage, third warning sign  :dash:, maid replied, yes no problem, just relax.

So morena is done with her punter in 15 minutes and I doubt she even freshen up, maybe with wet wipes,  :dash: 4th warning sign, I shoulda just left but I am stark naked on the bed with oil, rock solid seeing morenas body and thinking of cumming in her mouth.

We start off in the next room with morena and she is slowly grinding onto me, i tried to french kiss and got alittle bit of tongue, at this point I have handed her the 140, we are grinding with each in the dark room, music playing, I tried to sensually kiss her but just got minimal french kissing with mouths open kinda thing.

Next thing I know her phone is going of and she replies to her message whilst she is grinding on me, I am so sick at this point and Know the punt is a disaster but the worst is yet to come.

She responds to the message and puts the phone down and thats the last of that. I take her to the bed and lie next to her hoping for more dfk but it was very light fk, all this time her eyes closed, showing no emotion, it looks like she is  BURNT OUT!!

I then go for a bit of R0 and rimming which was good, fresh and didnt notice any smell but then next thing I know whilst I am doing RO, THE MAID comes in lingerie, she is 50+ and pulls down my boxers and tries to lick my balls and arsehold, I didnt know what to do and the whole moment caught me off guard and I couldnt stop myself and ended up cumming holding my dick so the cum didnt go anywhere, I had saved 5 days of cum only to cum on myself.  :scare: :dash: :dash: :dash:

I was fuming at this point and said I didnt expect you to come in, I only wanted Morena, their english is limited and I then collapsed on the bed and then the maid tried to give me a massgae again, i was still annoyed.

Then 5-8 minutes later, morena was just on the side and the maid tried to suck my dick, I said no I want Morena, morena then gave me, OWO and then the maid was rimming me, the whole experience was getting too fucking weird and I wanted to get the hell out of there.

I then asked for a condom and fucked morena in missionary and doggy and then came again, the maid then opted to use wet wipes and wipe down my entire body and said thank you, that was that, I was there in total for a grand total for around 50 minutes which included the massage at the beginning.

I felt I have been cunningly tricked in a skilled way, this is obviously a conveyor belt experience with the maid pitching in as MORENA seems too burned out and It looks that way from her face.

What a waste of afternoon and a waste of my hard earned £140, Last time I had a negative/neutral review, I didnt punt for a year and that may well be the case again.


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Offline mfkr

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Man are u sure this isn’t a positive?  ;)
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Offline Geko12

I wish it was but I am now home still disappointed, the whole experience was weird af and one I have never experienced, I got a lacklustre service from a tired burned out MORENA who If i had let her, the maid would have done all the work with me even fucking her  :cry: :scare: whilst she is just a spectator, plus how is she even using the phone and replying to messages during the beginning of the booking.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

This one will hurt for a while. 

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I wish it was but I am now home still disappointed, the whole experience was weird af and one I have never experienced, I got a lacklustre service from a tired burned out MORENA who If i had let her, the maid would have done all the work with me even fucking her  :cry: :scare: whilst she is just a spectator, plus how is she even using the phone and replying to messages during the beginning of the booking.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

This one will hurt for a while.

The maid coming in and licking your ass tho bro, I take it you’re young and fit lol
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Offline MLawro93

So the maid just came in and started performing an unwanted sexual act on you? Yeah, that is called sexual assault. Whether you agree or not, what an insane fucking situation.

Offline Geko12

The maid coming in and licking your ass tho bro, I take it you’re young and fit lol

Yes i am young and try to keep fit and in pretty excellent shape, running football etc. 

Offline Geko12

So the maid just came in and started performing an unwanted sexual act on you? Yeah, that is called sexual assault. Whether you agree or not, what an insane fucking situation.

Exactly mate, the whole situation caught me off guard when she came in, I didnt know how to react. I have never had a threesome punt before also.

If the maid was young and fit, it COULD have been slightly better but were talking about a 50+ women maybe even older.

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Yes i am young and try to keep fit and in pretty excellent shape, running football etc.

 :drinks:

Most of these old farts here would love it lol
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Offline Geko12

Also although I have been rimmed once before by KDD it isn't my thing and doesn't do anything for me.

Offline arrow0404

Also although I have been rimmed once before by KDD it isn't my thing and doesn't do anything for me.

It must have done something for you as you shot your load  :unknown:
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That’s crazy, that’s SA surely. It was unwanted and uninvited

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Oh shit OP Wtf is that whole situation???? I'm lost for words. 

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what the fuck did I just read  :lol: :lol: grandma wanted some action

Offline NickA

Oh man!! I live for punts like these! Are you crazy? Embrace the chaos.

When a punt goes off-piste like this, you’ve got to embrace the unexpected.

Reminds me of a rainy Sunday afternoon in Croydon about 10 years ago. I was slamming one Thai lovely from behind when her flatmate and fellow WG walked in on us holding a glass of wine and started licking my balls while I serviced her friend. We were soon a tangle of tongues and limbs and I had the pair of them. Never happened again, sadly!

Nadia and Nancy - part time care workers and WGs. Where are they now? I wonder 😀😀

Mate, you had a result here! 😀👍

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Oh man!! I live for punts like these! Are you crazy? Embrace the chaos.

When a punt goes off-piste like this, you’ve got to embrace the unexpected.

Reminds me of a rainy Sunday afternoon in Croydon about 10 years ago. I was slamming one Thai lovely from behind when her flatmate and fellow WG walked in on us holding a glass of wine and started licking my balls while I serviced her friend. We were soon a tangle of tongues and limbs and I had the pair of them. Never happened again, sadly!

Nadia and Nancy - part time care workers and WGs. Where are they now? I wonder 😀😀

Mate, you had a result here! 😀👍

Literally if this happened to me I’d be delighted lol! Embrace the chaos indeed…

I mean he consented to the maid giving him a massage

Now normally if you were having a massage and later she licked your ass…
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Offline Sattob

Honestly, I'd have been very happy, rimming normally costs a fair bit, but horses for courses, it's Marmite (no pun intended)

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Honestly, I'd have been very happy, rimming normally costs a fair bit, but horses for courses, it's Marmite (no pun intended)
Rimming- like marmite
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Offline Geko12

Thanks for the comments, still feel like shit and probably will take a few weeks to get over it.

I understand your comments but I was generally traumatized by the whole maid thing especially as she is so much older, felt very uncomfortable, maybe I should have not consented to the massage and in hindsight I should have just walked from the whole punt and got myself a pint from the pub.

Well you live and learn.

Offline Sattob

Thanks for the comments, still feel like shit and probably will take a few weeks to get over it.
As you say, live and learn. Hope you get back in the saddle.

Offline Geko12

Yes for sure I definitely will be back at some point, no doubt, I always do, just dont know when, maybe in a few months.

But for now, its time for a break.  :hi:

Offline Scarface

Thanks for the comments, still feel like shit and probably will take a few weeks to get over it.

Take care you self bro. And like you self only few Brazilian I meet my self has amazing rest have been 1 in 1 out or just there for the money who will charge as much as possible or try and cut your time(like your self) as much as they can. One Brazilian even said to me I prefer whites only as they pay for the hour and leave well under 30 min. I just walked as soon she mentioned that, when I booked for a hour. So I feel your pain bro as amazing as they look.
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