External Link/Members OnlyI’ll try and keep this succinct as it was a shit hour.
Comms were straight forward She hadn’t given me the full address just a postcode so I made my way over to Millharbour and with 10minutes before my session start I texted her that I was at the postcode. At the start of my session she gave me directions and a flat number. It’s in a new block of flats with a porter but he didn’t pay me much attention. I’ve been there before for another girl.
I was let into the flat about 5minutes after my start time. It a nice modern flat and I was asked to remove my shoes
She is the age on her profile and has that Eastern European witchy type face. She wasn’t unpleasant to look at but she was stern and all business no hint of a smile.
She asked me what I would like and I said fully naked body to body for £100 I think it is 80 for just a standard massage topless.
I was left to undress and get on the bed, there is no massage table.
She came back into the room naked and her photos are representative. She is in good shape for her age.
I was asked to put my hands above my head to give her room but really I think this was to avoid any touching. It was quite uncomfortable and became to much for one of my arms by the end.
The massage started with some light feathery strokes up and down….and continued with more light strokes…..and that is how it stayed.
It was absolutely shit with no pressure or pleasure. Then the body to body began with her rubbing her boobs up and down my back. It was completely boring beyond belief after about 20minutes of this she asked if she could sit on my back. I was hoping this might get interesting with some reach unders but no. Instead she proceeded to rub her butt up and down my back like a dog wiping his arse. It was actually very uncomfortable and my back really felt it later that day.
More boring feathery touches and I had to move my arm as it was in agony. She said not to worry as I would turn over soon. At this point I thought it so shit I just want to go.
Finally I was asked to turn. I was praying it would get better but no.
More crappy strokes and then she leaned over and started rubbing her boobs atriums my belly in a completely unsexy way, making sure to move my hands well out of the way to avoid any touching.
Eventually she started playing with the old fella and to be fair she was pretty good at the hand job.
After a few minutes it was all over and she cleaned me up a bit and asked if I wanted a shower which I said yes.
Showered and dressed, she stayed naked which just felt uncomfortable and compounded the unsexyness of the situation.
I was out of the door and in the street with almost 10minutes to spare so was also cheated or spared depending on how you look at it, out of 15minutes. That with undressing dressing and shower meant the massage was probably only 35 minutes.
Complete waste of time and money. Complete bollocks that’s she’s trained and totally unfriendly and not sexy, avoid.
Really annoyed with myself as I did a search and got no reviews but I must done it wrong as found her bad reviews after I’d been DOOH!!
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