Meet happened April 2023. Had this one hotlisted for some time and decided to sample something new rather than revisit a regular.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThe advertised number brings up a WhatsApp profile giving more images of the SP's crazy figure, just in case there was any doubt as to what was on offer!
CommsThis lady prefers an initial phone enquiry and is very insistent about same day bookings only - not my preferred way of doing things but hey ho. Initial phone call and sent copy-pasted menu of prices. Legit massage is 30/50, massage with topless HE 50/80, nude B2B with HE 70/100. I went for the £100 service.
The VenueResidential apartment about a 15 minute walk from South Harrow Station/Market. Cleanish, modernish building with nonsensical apartment numbering. Once inside, action takes place in a dedicated massage/treatment room. Serviceable toilet and shower opposite.
The LadyShort answer: MILFy ebony shortstack.
Longer answer: Eden (I THINK that's her name, not just the name of her business?) is at first glance a short and stocky lady who looks considerably older than her advertised 30 years old. Add to this her well-spoken but fairly direct style of speech and she woudn't look out of place disinterestedly sitting behind a Post Office counter - facially you wouldn't look twice, to be frank. When the clothes come off, however, you're suddenly in a porn video! She has some
serious hips and butt, both surgically enhanced I'm certain.
The ActionAfter sorting payment and using the bathroom, I stripped off and laid face-in-hole as directed. Eden entered the room, having dressed down to a knickers and bra set. This was immediately removed too, and suppressing my overwhelming desire to shove my face into either her arse or cleavage (both fantastic), relaxed face-down as directed and the massage began. This was an
okay warm-oil massage of soft to medium strength, starting on the back and eventually moving to left arm and leg, then right limbs. With the exception of a couple of knots getting attention this seemed by-the-numbers, and at a couple of points her phone buzzed - the massage paused - then recommenced one-handed. Naughty! This was no more than 30 seconds total, but just on principle I feel masseuses should get marked down for this.
Moving to a slightly tired looking (if clean enough) low bed, she oiled herself up and those lovely big boobs and thick thighs finally came into play with some slides and squeezes, though frustratingly I was still on my front and unable to see the main attraction, let alone grab any flesh. Finally Eden asked me to flip and, the massage section over, transitioned directly into the happy ending. (Again, why do so many massage providers completely neglect the front of the body, and therefore cut most of the buildup short?) To be fair this was the highlight: Eden positioned herself between my legs and with a combination of titwanking and hand, painted the two of us with a good weeks-worth of jizz. Brief wipe-up and she left the room, returning with a glass of water and a towel: that, evidently, was that. I took a decently warm shower to remove the oil and checked the time: pretty much exactly an hour elapsed, so fair play there. Quick hug and out of the door.
Damage£100 for 1 hour nude B2B massage with HE. No extra services hinted at, and I didn't feel it right to push boundaries on the first meet, but YMMV.
VerdictCondisered low Pos, but after some deliberation, High Neutral seems fair. Would in principle return to see if repeat custom leads to anything more, but I have plenty of other HL entries to tick off first.
Pros: Advertised services delivered, SP has a cracking body, and possibly the most fun you can have for £100 in Harrow (short of buying an Oyster Card and getting out of there, arf arf).
Cons: Was left wanting more! Perfunctory at times. Some memorable highlights but too many of the 60 minutes duration were just OK.
