Author Topic: Joan, Reiki Massage, Mansfield Woodhouse (Read 2722 times)

NervousJ · « **on:** April 12, 2023, 07:01:59 pm »

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£40 for 60mins...

just fancied a cheap hour massage with h/e. reviews sounded good so off i trotted after a spot of messaging.. plenty of on street parking in mansfield woodhouse.

knocked on and joan answered who is an elderly lady and well, i knew this, so wasn't expecting some young hottie. wearing jeans doc martins and a tshirt..

led to the purpose built out house in the garden which was extremely warm, with a big massage table. stripped off making sure my tackle was on show so she knew what i was after, although my messages indicated what i wanted and what i would get.

joan set to work massaging legs and calves and every now and again brushing the crack of my arse and old fella.. really nice and i think i nearly nodded off... nice on the shoulders and a few knots sorted..

on the turn i got a relaxing front massage again every now and again brushing the old fella until more and more attention was shown...

what followed next was unbelievable tbh. probably the best slow and sensual oily hanjob i've ever had, it was incredible.. you f you juts shut your eyes and think of someone else or just get off on an old woman wanking you.. but honestly so so good..

cleaned up, but of chat and on my way...

certainly not a hottie or asian beauty, but the service, price and hand job were faultless...

deffo recommend...

Dipper · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2023, 07:11:24 pm »

Sounds great fun NJ. nice one.

MajorPayne · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2023, 11:48:03 pm »

So one hour massage including HE is £40? Or one hour massage £30 plus HE £10?

NervousJ · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:01:17 am »

sorry, £40 all in...

HILTS37 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:17:25 am »

I do like an older woman....and tbf she sounds like she knows what blokes need..Nice one sir

fredhiggins · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2023, 07:25:50 am »

Super stuff.

mancsguy1975 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2023, 10:10:11 am »

Nice one jimmy glad you enjoyed.

How elderly are was talking would you say? Sounds a bit like Sue in Rugeley with a better sounding massage

GoldTop · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2023, 10:25:24 am »

Quote from: mancsguy1975 on April 13, 2023, 10:10:11 am

Nice one jimmy glad you enjoyed.

How elderly are was talking would you say? Sounds a bit like Sue in Rugeley with a better sounding massage

I'd say early 60s

Badboyrich · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2023, 09:24:38 pm »

Does Joan know you have posted a review? She had the hump over mine.

GoldTop · « **Reply #9 on:** April 14, 2023, 06:42:15 am »

Quote from: Badboyrich on April 13, 2023, 09:24:38 pm

Does Joan know you have posted a review? She had the hump over mine.

If you're gonna wank blokes off in ya greenhouse, don't be surprised if folk don't mention it. Would be my view.

Biff6 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 14, 2023, 07:15:13 am »

Any photos of her?

GoldTop · « **Reply #11 on:** April 14, 2023, 08:56:01 am »

Quote from: Biff6 on April 14, 2023, 07:15:13 am

Any photos of her?

None around

JD1 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2023, 12:03:56 pm »

Quote from: Badboyrich on April 13, 2023, 09:24:38 pm

Does Joan know you have posted a review? She had the hump over mine.

How would she know? Massage section is only visible to logged in members.

If you didn’t tell her, another member must have shown her your review.

beng065 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2023, 02:02:45 pm »

What did you say on the text message?

Martinx · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2023, 09:59:00 am »

Did she undress? Were you able to touch her too?

NervousJ · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2023, 01:30:48 pm »

no and no....

beng065 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 18, 2023, 07:36:41 pm »

Just curious what you said on the message to indicate what you wanted haha I was whatspping her and she kept ot very professional

GoldTop · « **Reply #17 on:** April 18, 2023, 08:05:05 pm »

Quote from: beng065 on April 18, 2023, 07:36:41 pm

Just curious what you said on the message to indicate what you wanted haha I was whatspping her and she kept ot very professional

Maybe she’s worried you might post a review….

NervousJ · « **Reply #18 on:** April 18, 2023, 08:31:55 pm »

think i just asked for a sensual massage. the reply back told me all i wanted to hear...

markymark65 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2023, 06:21:04 am »

I have seen Joan a few times now.

Nothing to look at but certainly knows what she's doing, during back massage a nice reach under and tickle of the old lad and sack.

On turn over massaged legs and abdomen and had a good feel of the old lad which was starting to rise, she then went into the HE

Nice and slow to keep you on the edge and no rush at all, good clean up and chat and £40 handed over.

Will deffo use again. No touching and she doesn't undress

GoldTop · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2023, 09:27:38 am »

Quote from: markymark65 on May 30, 2023, 06:21:04 am

I have seen Joan a few times now.

Nothing to look at but certainly knows what she's doing, during back massage a nice reach under and tickle of the old lad and sack.

On turn over massaged legs and abdomen and had a good feel of the old lad which was starting to rise, she then went into the HE

Nice and slow to keep you on the edge and no rush at all, good clean up and chat and £40 handed over.

Will deffo use again. No touching and she doesn't undress

This would make a very good debut review.....

Dipper · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2023, 09:38:18 am »

“Just off to see Joan for a hand job..” has such a romantic and sensual ring to it.

Only in Mansfield Woodhouse.

GoldTop · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2023, 02:09:34 pm »

Quote from: Dipper on May 30, 2023, 09:38:18 am

“Just off to see Joan for a hand job..” has such a romantic and sensual ring to it.

Only in Mansfield Woodhouse.

Talking of sensual rings, I did once ask her if.............nevermind

scouting · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2023, 04:00:26 pm »

Her ad is down atm, but she has a website; External Link/Members Only

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Author Topic: Joan, Reiki Massage, Mansfield Woodhouse (Read 2722 times)