Author Topic: Horny Yoyo Falkirk  (Read 627 times)

Offline jj-mac

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Met recently for 30 mins at £60. Based in quiet street next to the retail park. On street parking with plenty of spaces.

Comms were quick but her English is terrible. A few texts back and forward and directions given. Got to the location and called to say I was there but she didn’t understand me and I was struggling to make her out. Stood for what felt like 5 mins waiting for her to let me in then gave up and walked back to my car. Her friend then called me who could speak English so I went back and eventually got in. Wish I hadn’t bothered.

Not the girl in the pics. I’d say she was mid to late 40s. Nice enough body and facially ok. 5ft 5 maybe a size 10 with c cups. As I said her English is terrible so having a conversation was out the question.

Handed over the cash and got undressed and lay on the bed while she stashed the cash. She came back in, got naked then started a dreadful massage. It really was crap and I spent most of the first 15 mins or so thinking what the fuck have I done. On turnover it got better. She has a nice enough body and good tits although I never got to really touch them. She positioned herself in a way I couldn’t really feel her. She then got out a condom before trying to put it on my less than semi cock. She then gave me a piss poor blow job whilst she stared at the clock. This lasted a few minutes then she stopped and told me to fuck her. I wasn’t expecting this so caught me off guard. Anyway I done the deed and eventually finished in the bag. Again the most boring mechanical shag I’ve ever had. The minute I stopped she jumped off the bed and went for a shower leaving me to get dressed.

Easy negative this one. Bait & switch, shite massage, shite bj and shite shag. Only positive it was only £60.

My own fault with this one. Failed to check on here as very short notice punt. Hopefully this’ll save someone else a bad experience.

Offline Queynte

Sounds shit.  Thanks for the review
Banned reason: Needs to review
Banned by: Iloveoral