External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only60 mins £150
Took place in March 2023
Comms: fine. Quick to reply via SMS. Asked where I was from, but as I'm a white guy from here I can't comment on who that may affect. Made it clear upon question that she didn't kiss during first meeting and that it was OW not OWO. Called me when I was outside.
Location: apartment near Tower Hill. Nice enough.
SP: this is about 40% of the reason I have given this a negative. Could have been made up for with service but wasn't, as you will read. To me, these pictures are very misleading. Yes, they are her, as confirmed by the miles, but they really don't look like her, in my opinion. In the pictures she looks curvy and tanned. Like...really hot. In real life, I found her extremely plain, but with fake boobs. To the point where I was disappointed. She's tall and doesn't have any excess weight on her. But that's about it. I didn't find her facially attractive. I'm not sure how the other reviews were complimentary in these areas, but I now realise beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder. Her boobs look good, but they are slightly hard in the bottom half, where the implants sit. A bit like Polish Sara but nowhere near as extreme in the hard:soft ratio. As I say, all of these things could have been fine if I had found her service/vibe sexy.
Service: this is the 60%. From the start it was way too much on her terms. Lie here. Do this. No I don't do that. Blah blah blah...
Maybe other guys can still get off when the service is like this, but I found it so off-putting that I considered putting my clothes (that she'd literally demanded I take off and not in a hot way) on again and leaving. However I was stuck between a rock (my hard-on) and a hard place (the bottom half of her boob) so I persevered.
Don't get me wrong - she seemed like a nice person, and wasn't unpleasant or rude. It's just that she delivered a service that I don't like. She didn't allow sucking on boobs and had these stock slightly-sarcastic phrases she would use to justify her "no"s. The kind of phrase that at the time makes you chuckle and then when you leave and remember you were the one paying and not her, you feel pissed off about.
Went through a few standard positions, each of which she very unbreakably assembled. As mentioned in a previous review she kept her hand down there the whole time, which was a bit bizarre. I'm not sure what it was doing, exactly but I don't think it was for the purposes of pleasure.
Finished fairly early. Had a nice enough chat and a shower. Oh yeah she gave me a small hand towel instead of a normal sized one.i wouldn't have remembered that if the meeting had been really good. But it was annoying.
Maybe other people would enjoy this service. I've never been to Amsterdam but I imagine it's like this but with someone far fitter. I think I've been spoiled by more cooperative SPs.
Would I go back: No. Not my thing.
Any recs would be great. Cheers
