Author Topic: Sherri, Milton Keynes Escorts  (Read 7562 times)

Offline edc770

I regard myself as somewhat of a tit man and especially if they are on a slender frame. Sherri’s profile on the MKE website set the pulse racing and after a couple of false starts a meeting was arranged. It was voucher week so I paid £60 for half an hour of fun. External Link/Members Only

Comms and venue
Seamless as per. Booked almost a week early to secure decent spot. Voucher presented and accepted to maid on entry. New venue in Fenny again.

Services
A very extensive range. I didn’t have time, inclination or resources to do anything particularly kinky so kissing, groping, RO, fingering, OWO, protected sex in mish and cowgirl, hand job, CIM finish all delivered willingly. 69 would have been on offer had I wanted it. During conversation she remarked that she’d had someone up the bum earlier that day which seemed to be something that she’d enjoyed.

Girl
Whilst she’s not my normal punt, she’s an attractive mixed race girl, slim with those massive fake jugs. I felt she had a passing resemblance to Nina Sosanya, with also some hair style and make up that I would call ‘Amy Winehouse’. Nice combination. Might be a little older than the 35 years advertised but don’t let that put you off. Fresh shaved pussy, no tatts.
Very nice personality, seemed a little nervous in conversation so she’d talk quite a lot to compensate, but still friendly and downright filthy once you get going. Responsive. Not a clock watcher.

Action
Freshened up and settled in to await Sherri’s arrival. In she strode and once paperwork was taken care of we got down to business with some kissing, boob rubbing and pussy stroking. Clothes came off and after a brief few more moments of the aforementioned, I offered some RO which Sherri eagerly received and I was rewarded with some response to my finger and tongue action.
Favour returned and I lay down to receive some excellent OWO. Thoughtfully Sherri tied her hair back and also shuffled around so that I could get a better view and also groping access. It’s little touches like that which make a lot of difference.
My cock was very hard now and ready for the next stage, so a condom was placed on, followed swiftly by Sherri squatting in cowgirl. Good thrusting action and response from Sherri, some kisses too. I could feel myself getting some really deep penetration. Mish next and my plan had been to do this conventionally, but I could feel that rather than sap rising, one of my legs was possibly going to cramp up, so we shifted further down the bed and I fucked Sherri whilst standing at the end of it, sometimes leaning in to go deeper and/or kiss.

Can’t quite remember how the decision was made but condom was whipped off and I was the one to sit at the edge of the bed whilst Sherri gave me some OWO which I could see in the perfectly placed mirror, then I stood up and Sherri worked me by hand. Sensing that I would again need to get myself off, I took over whilst Sherri lay down and talked dirty whilst I fingered her (she had offered to use her toy), then as the moment of truth approached, I asked Sherri to sit up so that I could CIM. She gladly received the week’s worth of cum that I fully made her aware was on its way and which she made me fully aware that she was fully looking forward to tasting.
No swallow however. Once the spitting into a tissue and disposal operation was completed, we had about 5 minutes left. Others may have kicked me out but Sherri got started on a massage which was nice although we didn’t get that far as there was the dreaded knock on the door. Clean up, chat and out, satisfied again.

Summary
I think punters will find Sherri to be an acquired taste. We clicked quite well. You will probably need to take the lead to get the best out of her but the services are a wide, dirty selection and well delivered. Recommended for those who might like to try a filthy milfy type. Now that my immediate to-do list has been completed, I’m looking forward to a few weeks off.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2023, 11:54:01 pm by edc770 »


Offline Bornslippy

Sounds ace OP. Body looks better than some of the twentysomethings out there too. Big ol titties  :thumbsup:

Offline Flair99

On the HL for sure. Thanks for the review.

Offline lee1

Great review edc770!  :drinks:

Does she have c-section scar? The pics seem to tell the tale.

No DFK in her likes list which put me off a bit but I see anal is included so well worth the price.

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Great review edc770!  :drinks:

Does she have c-section scar? The pics seem to tell the tale.

No DFK in her likes list which put me off a bit but I see anal is included so well worth the price.

Is it?  It may be listed but would normally be +£50, unless I have have missed something  :unknown:

I did get A thrown in foc on a 2nd visit to Vanessa

Offline edc770

I didn't notice any obvious c-section scar although she's not got a washboard stomach so can't rule it out and still has a great body. I'm never sure what the deal is with extras at MKE so I'd say ring up and discuss first, the maids should know what the deal is. I didn't try for DFK, mainly because I'm not overly fussed in that direction, though what I got was still decent enough. She doesn't shy away.

Offline DouglasReynholm

Thanks edc, as she's doing 3 days a week I'll probably see her. I doubt fisting her is included though.

Is it?  It may be listed but would normally be +£50, unless I have have missed something  :unknown:
I did get A thrown in foc on a 2nd visit to Vanessa
Those days are long gone! She hasn't done it at all for years.

Offline doughboy

Thanks edc, as she's doing 3 days a week I'll probably see her. I doubt fisting her is included though.
Those days are long gone! She hasn't done it at all for years.

Based on your previous reviews Douglas, I’m very confident she’s not your type.

There’s a reason why her agency pics are blurred. IMO she has a face only a mother could love. She looked way older than her stated age, her tits looked ridiculously out of proportion and she has a skinny out of shape body. The agency pics suggest that her body is tight and lithe, I’m going to call them out on blatant false advertising. Anyway, within 1 min of Sherri entering the room, I asked to cancel the meet and got dressed and left. Neither Sherri or the maid were happy with me cancelling but Christ on a bike, she is definitely not everyone’s cup of tea as the OP states.

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Based on your previous reviews Douglas, I’m very confident she’s not your type.

There’s a reason why her agency pics are blurred. IMO she has a face only a mother could love. She looked way older than her stated age, her tits looked ridiculously out of proportion and she has a skinny out of shape body. The agency pics suggest that her body is tight and lithe, I’m going to call them out on blatant false advertising. Anyway, within 1 min of Sherri entering the room, I asked to cancel the meet and got dressed and left. Neither Sherri or the maid were happy with me cancelling but Christ on a bike, she is definitely not everyone’s cup of tea as the OP states.

Thanks Doughboy  :hi: 

While i don't doubt OP, il go with you on this one :thumbsup:

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Is it?  It may be listed but would normally be +£50, unless I have have missed something  :unknown:

I did get A thrown in foc on a 2nd visit to Vanessa

Thanks edc, as she's doing 3 days a week I'll probably see her. I doubt fisting her is included though.
Those days are long gone! She hasn't done it at all for years.

 :thumbsup: Just checked my review, it was 5 years ago. Still it was good and it was free. Happy memories
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Based on your previous reviews Douglas, I’m very confident she’s not your type.

There’s a reason why her agency pics are blurred. IMO she has a face only a mother could love. She looked way older than her stated age, her tits looked ridiculously out of proportion and she has a skinny out of shape body. The agency pics suggest that her body is tight and lithe, I’m going to call them out on blatant false advertising. Anyway, within 1 min of Sherri entering the room, I asked to cancel the meet and got dressed and left. Neither Sherri or the maid were happy with me cancelling but Christ on a bike, she is definitely not everyone’s cup of tea as the OP states.

Good for you Doughboy

Offline DouglasReynholm

Based on your previous reviews Douglas, I’m very confident she’s not your type. There’s a reason why her agency pics are blurred. IMO she has a face only a mother could love. She looked way older than her stated age, her tits looked ridiculously out of proportion and she has a skinny out of shape body. The agency pics suggest that her body is tight and lithe, I’m going to call them out on blatant false advertising. Anyway, within 1 min of Sherri entering the room, I asked to cancel the meet and got dressed and left. Neither Sherri or the maid were happy with me cancelling but Christ on a bike, she is definitely not everyone’s cup of tea as the OP states.
Pics are blurred to protect anonymity - but yes not always the entire face. So, thanks doughboy I'll give her a miss.

Offline Flair99

Thanks doughboy. Was about to book Sherri based on Twitter pics.

Offline Flightfan

Thanks doughboy. Was about to book Sherri based on Twitter pics.

Looks like Sherri has left MKE.

Offline DouglasReynholm

Looks like Sherri has left MKE.
Yep and because of this thread I reckon.

Offline Marvelous

Yep and because of this thread I reckon.

 Yeah old Doughboy was a bit ruthless not only walking out like that then coming on here to give her a double slap :D

Oh well its like the judge once said to me
" the courts are not about empathy"

Well Sherri
" Ukpunting is not about empathy"
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Offline DouglasReynholm

Nope, she's back External Link/Members Only and the page even has a direct link to this review. MKE is not about empathy either.  :D

Offline Flair99

I wonder if they read all the comments before posting the review.

Offline Mr lovepants

I saw her a couple of weeks ago.
Never been with someone with fake ties, well not to my knowledge.
Are they meant to be rock solid?
She was ok. Very chatty, slimmer than the photos and looked older as well.
A slight positive.