Author Topic: x Wild Mia x - opposite crystal palace stadium  (Read 2265 times)


1 review(s) for x Wild Mia x (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline pumps

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I had this girl in my sights for a while, to have a play with some huge boobies and swallow too.
But in reality i found her disgusting visually, she had lots of moles, skin tags and all kinds of growths  :vomit:, she was terribly fat in the bloated sense not soft and grabbable. Her pictures are super flattering.

she was talkative about her "business" but her attitude was far too business like when getting down to it, she aburptly asked me " What i wanted?" i ask for oral and swallow and she replied " what thats it?!"
she also clearly stated she dosent do "fingering, kissing and anal" before handing over the dollars.


her performance was 1/10 shes basically to fat to give decent head.


The location: Literally opposite the palace football stadium next to the petrol station, clean house, 1 other girl working in there. the 2 sets of stair cases to the bedroom were extremely steep.


would i recommend? Nah, i personally couldnt bring myself to pop.

i paid £40 for 30mins

On another note its perhaps been the only time both of my heads have been in sync with each other as i planned to stay for 1hr but after the inital look at her we both confirmed (big head and little head) that 30mins would be more the enough  :lol:

Offline PatrickCarnes

After I've been drained by White Cat Nicol those steep steps are a serious health hazard!

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After I've been drained by White Cat Nicol those steep steps are a serious health hazard!

i saw white cat nicol on the way out, shes no looker.

but yeah, those steps are hazardus


Offline Cuntminion

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I hate being cruel especially being an ugly fucker myself but Jesus wept, that would not even give me a stir

Offline Brazilian Martian

Bloody hellllllllllllllll she's horrendous  :vomit: :vomit: I take it the little head took over or was it a late night punt

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Read the review, all questions answered.

Offline claretandblue

You found her visually disgusting but still went through with the booking?that doesn't make any sense to me

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You found her visually disgusting but still went through with the booking?that doesn't make any sense to me

let me help you to understand then, she was wearing a flattering queen sized bed sheet, it came off after I paid and then I could really see it. Didn't want to waste £40

Considering I was only in for a suck and swallow facially I could handle it, but the lack of bj and body was a tipping point

Offline Cuntminion

But still under the clothes you could of had guess as to how she would look naked

Offline Cuntminion

Not being a cunt as 40 is not nothing, money is money but I would of walked

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But still under the clothes you could of had guess as to how she would look naked

yeah of course I had a clue but how could i be prepared for growths, skin tags and disgustingness?, I do like an occasional bw, I knew from the get go it was a large unit.

I've fucked size 8 / 10 girls that once they remove their clothes I'm not happy about the body.

I didn't even complete the punt, I never even popped and I didn't attempt to fuck her, I was out the door in probably 10mins.


« Last Edit: May 20, 2015, 07:07:52 pm by pumps »

Offline Brazilian Martian

You found her visually disgusting but still went through with the booking?that doesn't make any sense to me

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline claretandblue

let me help you to understand then, she was wearing a flattering queen sized bed sheet, it came off after I paid and then I could really see it. Didn't want to waste £40

Considering I was only in for a suck and swallow facially I could handle it, but the lack of bj and body was a tipping point
she sounds like a right treat,hats off to you for managing ten minutes  :hi:

Offline Brazilian Martian

How comes you gave her a neutral instead of a negative comrade

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How comes you gave her a neutral instead of a negative comrade

It was a mistake, couldn't be edited.