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Date of meeting: within the last week
Price: £100 for 30 minutes
Wouldn't normally go for such expensive half-hourly rates but I hoped from the initial feedback on
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=371534.0 that she was worth the try. That was without counting on the famous YMMV factor.
Services provided: OW, 69, sex, anal (well being generous), COB.
Services provided with enthusiasm: none
Pre-meet / Communications / Location:Mix of calls and SMS. Average. In hindsight clearly handled by a maid. One of the default text received after a call was 'Hi, I'm Juliana...'. Some text say ALevel is an extra, but then some call or text confirmation say it's included.
Even on the day not able to give you a clear indication as to the street number, so you have to patrol the street while one of her colleague comes down too pick you up. Not discrete.
Location is not very far from Five ways, inside the CAZ, what seems to be mainly a student accommodation building. So you end up like a sore thumb in a building full of young people, like a dad on a visit. Walking alongside the corridors next to a south American 20s girl in bathrobe and sleepers who came to pick you up because the doorbell is supposedly not working is clearly not my idea of staying discreet
The meet/ the action:Upon entering the flat you have 4 pair of eyes on you. The girl who's just picked you up downstairs, Vera, the maid and another WG Juliana in recognised from AW. So much for any kind of intimacy and GFE feeling. Awkward. Clearly a brothel operation. Should have turned around right then but I stupidly let little me think it would get better.
Flat had a very large living open space with kitchen and two bedrooms and a bathroom off it. So once in the bedroom, hardly no access to the bathroom as you'd have to walk in front of everybody to access it.
Once in the room I try to focus on Vera and the time ahead. Paid the money, she escape to give it to the maid and comes back. I have to go back to push the door which didn't actually shut properly, but hopefully no draught flicked it open. Didn't want Vera's moans or mine to be heard in the main room (sure the other girls have had much worse but there again, was trying to get a minimal intimacy bubble)
Vera seems in her mid 20s, Size 6 (maybe 8 at the very max). Nice body with lovely curves. Lovely brown skin, very smooth. Tits are B and soft, clearly natural, with dark medium size pegs. Lovely round ass, very soft, not gym bunny type at all. Nice face and smile.
Started with her fiddling her phone in a laboured attempt to put some music on. Then she comes and turns around to rub her ass against my crotch. I should have let her do that for the whole meet as this was the only sensual thing she got able to.
Trying to start with a bit of kissing and caresses: she does barely lend you her closed lips. FK, light FK not even talking DFK, is totally off the menu (was freshly shaven, teeth brushed, mint on the way there... the usual, in case you'd wondered), another lie on her profile. As to caressing you she has no idea how to set an intimate atmosphere and try to please you.
Looks like punt is heading towards more of a transactional P&D with no hint of GFE, have to take the lead otherwise she'd have stood there waiting for god knows what. As she doesn't partake in a gentle warm-up, let's get her on her knees (you have to undress yourself as this seems above her pay-grade), cover the tool and get her to work. Average BJ, nothing to write home about. No eye contact, poor suction, average depth and deffo not DT like other lucky guy had. Let's look at the positive, there was no teeth to be felt. Had not even started fingering her that she asked for a proper hand wash with gel.
Got her on the bed to try some 69 hoping it would get her started. Pro: very clean pussy and asshole. Cons: didn't start a horny rump and big turn-off she kept jumping off the bed to grab a bottle of lube now and get to coat my fingers, and then again... so much for going with the flow. Ok, so as I got lubed, I might as well indulge in some fingering. Didn't refuse, but got her nowhere and has no idea as to at least fake it a bit (or has idea but can't be arsed).
Pussy super tight. Ass super tight.
Bit of Mish. she just lay there with a face showing more boredom than enjoyment. Doesn't not help to keep the wood.
Exploring her ass a bit more with my fingers, a tiny bit more open, but clearly not the ass of a girl whose profile boasts
'A GIRL WHO ADORES A LEVELS?... WELL YOU JUST FOUND ME!'. Blatant bullshit. Trying to get my dick in it, no way it's gonna work, and no way she's gonna enjoy it, so no way I am gonna enjoy it. Let's face the truth, I've been conned by the marketing bullshit of the Colombian maid. Then comes the usual trick '5 minutes left' when we had between 10 and 15 left. Another nail to soften my wood.
So pumping my tool back up a bit in her pussy. Faced by so much enthusiasm (sarcasm) I start to loose wood again, so decided to finish on her body (her face would have been nice but I have now realised that father Christmas doesn't exist). She grabs a pillow and hide behind it. Telling her that my garden hose hasn't got that much pressure any more and won't reach her face from where I am makes no difference. So I end up wanking over a nice body of a girl hiding behind a pillow. How crap and pathetic has this punt become?! Once I have emptied my balls, she proceed to cleaning herself (looking after you has not been in her priorities so far and it obviously will not change in the last few minutes we have together). Then jump on her mobile phone as if I had already disappear, probably to gloat to her friends about how easily she's conned another punter. Getting dressed and despite the awkwardness of having to stay a couple more minutes in this place I head towards the bathroom to wash my hands. The soap dispenser is empty and I have to pump on it to extract a couple of drop (sad metaphor of my time with her), left to my own to pick one towel to dry my hands.
Exit the flat on my own, under their distant gaze, Vera not really bothered to walk me back to the entrance door. Back to car, empty balls and empty wallet, hoping this encounter will soon disappear from my memories.
Summary:Grossly mis-advertised, overpriced, underskilled and unmemorable punt.
Despite nice body, no skills and worse no desire to please.
Just there to fleece you.
Pros:
- nice body and face
- cleanNeutral:- poor English preventing exchange during the meet
Cons:
- no kissing, average BJ, poor sex
- no GFE vibe (or PSE), just cold transactional P&D feel
- blatant lies in advertising. No anal freak as announced. I suspect her sidekick boasting the same USP (External Link/Members Only) may end up just as disappointing.
- on top of being near useless she doesn't really even try
- very expensive for the shit service received
- confidentiality of building and intimacy of flat were abysmalWould I see her again?Certainly not. Not even for standard sex, not even if much cheaper.
Well, at least I can say I ticked the 'Colombian' box, but if I had to buy a flight ticket based on this encounter, it would not be for Bogota but rather for Bangkok.
Next time I'll go and see Anya as my brain was telling me. Would have saved £30 and had great booty fun instead of hoping that this one would turn a gem.
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