Author Topic: Milf Diana - Maidstone, Kent  (Read 2423 times)


7 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6507285) (4 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Jonestown]

Offline anonymous86273

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Booking:
All by text - quick replies, until I arrived and then kept me waiting for nearly 10 minutes and briefly detained by immigration officials…

The girl:
She does have a belly as others have already said, but it stayed covered. The rest of the body is nice for a 60 year old. She didn’t wear glasses which made her look much younger and more attractive than the pics suggest. Huge tits but nipples point south and her English was extremely poor - but I wasn’t there to converse.

Services:
OWO, protected sex - £70 for 30 minutes.

The meet:
This was plan B. Plan A hadn’t replied so after a couple of hours I text Diana. On the way to meet Diana plan A text back to say she’s just started work and now free. I don’t like to piss people around so carried on with plan B.

She text to ask me to let her know when I’d arrived. I already had so replied straight away and headed to the block of flats the postcode pointed to (near Wickes/Lidls). Still no reply so I carried on past the flats and up towards the business estate rather than hang about like a lemon. However I ended up in the middle of an immigration raid on the industrial estate. I was just in the middle of circling back towards the flat but I stupidly made eye contact with an immigration officer while mid turn. This led to them shouting to me and getting interviewed briefly. After quickly establishing I had nothing to do with the place I was off on my way…just in time for Diana to finally reply with the partial instructions for accessing the flat. She then sent the rest when literally standing at the door. I don’t care who sees me coming/going but others may feel this is indiscreet as I had to stand around for another minutes or two with plenty of people about.

She opened the door by hiding behind it and then revealed herself dressed in a lovely set of black lingerie. She was fully made up and was nice to see someone put some effort in. Found her quite attractive in a Stiflers mum kind of way.

After undressing each other she started stroking my cock until at full mast then told me to lay down on the bed.

She climbed between my legs and asked if I wanted oral with or without. Chose without which led to a wet wipe routine and then proceeded with a decent blowjob and tit wank. Plenty of spit and suction and also managed to make her whole mouth feel as tight as a clenched fist. While the BJ was good, she hummed/moaned the whole time which was over the top and annoying. This carried on for about 15 minutes then I reached over for the condom.

She climbed on-top and lowered herself slowly onto my cock. She acted like I was hung like a horse despite it fitting like a wand in a cave and then positioned herself to limit my movement. She put zero effort into it and it was like shagging a blow up doll (I imagine). After 5 minutes I told her to bend over in doggy so I could at least get my whole cock in. We finished like this with me cumming in the bag. Again zero effort from her.

Summary:
Attractive (if you like older women), good BJ if you ignore the noises, crap sex. A negative seems a bit harsh as £70 for 30 minutes is now pump and dump territory around these parts but I expected more after reading the other reviews.

Offline ericthered2015

I was just about to do a review for Diana but you beat me to it.  My experience with Diana was identical to yours to the extent that I could simply cut & paste your review into mine.  The only difference was I finished with a mix of oral/hand after she wouldn't let anything other than the bell end in.  Waste of time. 

Oh yes, and I didn't have a run in with immigration on the way in!