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External Link/Members OnlyA relative newcomer to UKP and this is my first review, so its a shame that it has to be a negative one. but it was a TOFTT punt and I believe everyone should be aware of how this young lady operates. It is a blatant case of false advertising and she does not offer most of what is on her 'Likes' list. She has a very long list of 'Likes' including BB, OWO, CIM, DT, fingering, anal play, french kissing, receiving oral ...... the list goes on!
This meeting happened today (1st April). The venue was an appartment in a large complex of appartments just next to Farnborough Airfield. Easy to find, although parking on site isnt great as it is all 'resident only' parking. I just parked up in a spare slot and hoped for the best.
Comms were very good - all done by text at relatively short notice (2 hours beforehand). The SP responded very quickly to my initial enquiry with a long text message giving details of her prices and what she has on offer. £80 half hour / £120 hour. Very keen to point out that its full service and that BB is £40 extra. No mention of any additional costs.
I arrived on time, found the front door and messaged her. She called me back and gave me the room number and let me in. Up two floors in a lift. Walking along the corridor looking for the room number, she pops her head out of an open door a little further along and beckons we towards her and then inside. Never seen that before - its usually the 'magic door' trick! Very clean tidy flat. No shower offered or requested.
She is very definitely the girl in the photos and I would say her stated age of 23 is probably accurate. About 5' 5' tall, size 6, blonde hair, pert B cup tits and lovely looking nipples. Pussy looked very tidy (what I actually got to see of it - more to come on that shortly) with a tiny little landing strip of hair. She wears glasses, which she kept on for the duration of my visit. I thought she might be scandinavian initially, but it turns out she is German, from Cologne. I think she looked very cute and certainly 'my type' and I was looking forward to snogging her face off before getting down between her legs and tasting her cute little pussy. I handed over the cash and she then says that anything without a condom is £40 extra, meaning £40 for OWO and £40 for BB. She counted the money in front of me and tells me to get undressed whilst she goes into the next room to stash the cash ......... and this is where it all goes wrong.
She then proceeds to tell me that there is no kissing on her face or mouth of any kind, no touching / fingering or oral on her pussy and that touching her tits is ok, but dont touch her nipples. Also, she says she has very sensitive skin so if I do touch her anywhere that is permitted, I need to be careful not to scratch or bruise her! So - now Im in a quandry. Do I just get dressed, ask for my money back and leave, or press on and see what happens. Well, against my better judgement I decided to press on, purely in the hope that some of the 'rules' might get relaxed as things moved along. Sadly - they didn't.
She takes her dress off and I'm told to lie on the bed. She then proceeds to use about half a packet of wet wipes to clean my old chap and immediately starts vigorously wanking my soft cock to start getting me hard. I have to ask her to slow down a bit and to use her mouth. OWO then given, but it was just the knob and no further down the shaft. Alternating between vigorous wanking and quick bouts of OWO and I did manage to finally get hard, but in my mind I knew that this was simply not going very well. As soon as I was reasonably hard she jumps on top into CG and starts saying things like 'ooh fuck me daddy with your big cock'. She wasnt very active, so I was doing all the moving and thrusting. I tried running my fingers up and down her back and around her hips and she immediately told me to stop that because she is ticklish. I then tried stroking her hair, but she didnt like that either. I was getting very pissed off by this point and I thought to myself, anal is on her list of likes, so I reached behind and just touched her rosebud with one of my fingers. She immediatley pushed my arm away to stop me doing that as well!
At this point I told her to get off and give me a blowjob - I just wanted out of there. She then put a mac on me to do the BJ. I didnt bother to question it, I just did my best to cum as quickly as possible into the bag. As soon as I'd finished, she was off the bed and getting dressed, so I thought fuck it, I'm going to ask for some money back and get out of here. We were only 23 minutes into the hour at this stage. She wouldnt give any money back, just simply said I could stay until the hour was up if I wanted to!!! I got dressed, told her I was going to give her a crap review on AW and I mentioned this site as well. I also told her she needs to be very careful about all the false advertising, as some guys might not be quite so forgiving as me and might get quite angry with her. She just looked at me apologetically as I let myself out.
All in all, a very unsatifactory and unsatisfying interlude in my saturday morning. I will very definitely not be going back and would actively discourage others from seeing her.
