Don't do this

[RandomGuy99]

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[badsin]

I won't 

[Doc Holliday]

I always use a plastic glass.

[Matrix]

I always use a plastic glass.

For the sake of the environment, you should consider a paper cup.

[Ghost89]

There was once a clip that circulated a few years ago where someone in what I can only assume they thought to be sexy, filmed themselves inserting a pint glass into his bum hole only to have it break halfway in cutting himself to ribbons. Blood pouring out as they tried as quick as possible to remove huge shards from his ring. Grim was an understatement.

[Jonestown]

Ouch, but not as bad as sticking your manhood into a Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner.


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[mr.bluesky]

I always use a plastic glass.

  and plenty of veseline or lard   

[scutty brown]

going out with a bang

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[lostandfound]

I believe A & E depts around the country have long been removing objects from places where they should not be, for as long as there have been A & E depts!

[badsin]

^
I'm sure some the explanations would be quite humourous 

[RandomGuy99]

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Interesting that it's mostly men who are so stupid that they stick these objects up their own asses.   

[Doc Holliday]

  and plenty of veseline or lard   

That would be foolish as it could weaken the condom on the pint glass. Safe sex always for me.

[Doc Holliday]

going out with a bang

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I'm not sure what shocked me most, the shell or the fact it was an 88 year old man 

[Doc Holliday]

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Interesting that it's mostly men who are so stupid that they stick these objects up their own asses.   

Indeed. Men and their bottoms.

[scutty brown]

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[akauya]

I don't cringe easily but this thread made my face turn into a puckered rectum 

[Blackpool Rock]

I believe A & E depts around the country have long been removing objects from places where they should not be, for as long as there have been A & E depts!

Yes it's apparently quite common and all sorts have to be removed from bum holes and / or stuck on cocks 

I remember a joke about a girl who had let's say a "reputation" and how she was taken to hospital with a vibrator stuck up her arse.
The doctor assured her "it's OK Ms Smith we'll have it out in no time" to which she replied "I don't want you to take it out I want you to change the batteries"   

[JontyR]

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That's disgusting.

Fancy posting a link to the Daily Mail.

[Blackpool Rock]

That's disgusting.

Fancy posting a link to the Daily Mail.