The All Time Greatest Punt.
Don't know if this has been done before, but here goes with my all time best ever punt - it was a paid punt but it was free to me, so you can't get better than that.
I was a 35 year old engineer, working for an American company, based in UK, and visited the head office in Indianapolis a couple of times a year, usually as part of some sales promotion.
This time was at the Memorial Day meeting at the end of May and attracted many clients who were treated to the Indy 500 race meeting.
The after race party was in the Sheraton and my American boss had a supermodel girlfriend with him (not his wife!).
Half way through the evening one of my colleagues came rapidly across to me and said “Follow me and do exactly as I tell you!”. I was introduced to the supermodel, Adriana, and we were informed by the colleague that we were an item for the evening.
It became obvious why, when I saw my bosses wife, a total harridan, who had just flown in unannounced from Florida with her lawyer in tow.
I was interrogated as to the relationship and this went on for some time, with my other colleagues avoiding us like we had the plague - bastards!
We escaped at Adriana’s suggestion that we had jet lag and were both very tired, and retreated to my hotel room with the wife’s beady eyes on us.
As we closed the door she peeled off her dress, grabbed me, and said that I was the best bonus that she could imagine, and a whole heap better than my boss, who only wanted her as ‘Arm Candy’.
She was a model and a professional and very highly paid escort, and she was the best sex I have ever had before or since. We did pretty much all of the Kama Sutra positions and we spent most of the night hooting with laughter between my four very prolonged ejaculations.
I took one phone call during the night and was assured that my boss was seriously grateful as I had got him out of a major jam! - Result!!
Anybody else with their greatest?