Maybe you should wait for the MKII version with the moving tongue?
The later ones will talk, they will tell you when to put the bins out ready for collection, when the kitchen needs redecorating, and will tell you that you can't go down the pub for a quick pint. When you try to kiss it it will say " not tonight dear I've got a headache" It will be called "The wife MK II"

The MK III version also comes with an artificial thumb you can place yourself under . This will be called the "Megan" model