Author Topic: Kissing device : would you buy one?  (Read 1304 times)

Offline puntingking

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I wouldn't, these devices no matter how high tech it is, it does not come close to kissing an actual person. These would never replace the need for human contact. 

It came from china of all places   :crazy:

Offline Jonestown

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Chinese kissing is different to European kissing, they would need to make it region specific.

Online RandomGuy99

Chinese kissing is different to European kissing, they would need to make it region specific.
A Chinese SP told thst Chinese women don't like kissing or maybe that was just me. 

Offline myothernameis


I wouldn't, these devices no matter how high tech it is, it does not come close to kissing an actual person. These would never replace the need for human contact. 

It came from china of all places   :crazy:


Its been modelled on King Tarzan lips  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Blackpool Rock


Its been modelled on King Tarzan lips  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Can you get it for £20 on a trial basis and return it  :rolleyes:

Offline puntingking

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According to this article one customer complained about the lack of tongue action  :lol:

The inventors created this so that long distance relationships can kiss eachother without being with eachother physically. 
I wonder if wgs would grab this invention and charge punters to kiss them remotely (another digital method that wgs could use) :D

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I thought it was April fools day for a minute

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I thought it was April fools day for a minute

Nah! thats next week when we'll get the remote fanny;!..

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Nah! thats next week when we'll get the remote fanny;!..

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s already available on Lovehoney  :yahoo:
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

Maybe you should wait for the MKII version with the moving tongue?

Online mr.bluesky

Maybe you should wait for the MKII version with the moving tongue?

The later ones will talk, they will tell you when to put the bins out ready for collection, when the kitchen needs redecorating, and will tell you that you can't go down the pub for a quick pint. When you try to kiss it  it will say " not tonight dear I've got a headache"  It will be called "The wife MK II"  :dash: The MK III version also comes with an artificial thumb you can place yourself under . This will be called the "Megan" model
« Last Edit: March 26, 2023, 06:49:50 am by mr.bluesky »

Offline Bonker

Nah! thats next week when we'll get the remote fanny;!..

Are you referring to my wife!

Offline billybobsmith

So it's pretty much a shallow fleshlight?
And you use Facetime.

Will probably be the next thing cam girls charge a fee for.


« Last Edit: March 29, 2023, 07:00:19 pm by billybobsmith »