So, due to my personal circumstances I hardly ever punt these days and when I do it's just a massage with HE. TBH the whole scene is rubbish in my location especially compared with a few years ago.
External Link/Members OnlyLocation - Milton Keynes. Duration - 30 minutes. Price - £70.00. Date - within the last 4 months, a weekday around midday.
Comms were fine with me texting her advertised number, I never actually spoke to her before the meeting.
I was going to be in MK and my thoughts turned to FBSM as I always associate that location with Ego where I've had some pretty good experiences over the years. I did an AW search and came up with Kate who's normally based in Bristol but tours and apparently used to do FS but now is FBSM only . I thought I'd done my due diligence by looking on here first and seeing that she has 25 greens.
Kate was based in the Oldbrook area and I parked in Lidl/Tesco Express (3 hours free) which is about a 5 minute walk from her place. She was in one of those communal blocks and I was buzzed in quickly. I won't deny that when Kate opened the door my heart sank slightly, To my unaccustomed eyes it was almost pitch black inside with no lights on and the curtains closed. In my limited experience a dingy environment nearly almost always leads to a disappointing experience. Kate led me into the bedroom and again my expectations reduced as the 'massage table' was the bed with just a towel on it which is usually another sigh of a probable poor massage.
Kate is probably early 20's and stands about 5'4" as her profile states and has medium long blonde hair. She was wearing a one-piece black lingerie thing which her body was testing to destruction particularly her enhanced tits. Now I'm really not a fan but I have come across some very well done artificial breasts where the girl has made her otherwise flat chest into an A or B cup. Kate's tits were the type that stood up like two small basket balls when she lay on her back and frankly, I don't see the attraction.
I was offered a shower but refused as I'd not long had one. I stripped off and lay face down on the bed while Kate removed her lingerie, my eyes were becoming more accustomed to the darkness and I could now make out that she had one of those round smiley EE faces and her body really didn't need any more padding. It would be harsh to call her fat but you certainly wouldn't consider her thin, and chubby would perhaps be the best description.
I lay there and Kate poured some sort of oil or cream onto my back and started to waft the tips of her fingers up and down my spine, you couldn't describe this as a massage in any sense of the word. This was doing absolutely nothing for me despite the frequent reach-unders to caress my balls and I decided to turn over and get on with things pronto. Kate allowed me to fondle her engorged tits but that too gave me little pleasure. Polite requests about any extras were met with a smiley shy 'naaaw', some have said that her English is good but I found it pretty much limited to that word.
Once on my back, the 'massage' finished and Kate concentrated on the HR. Her technique wasn't brilliant but she did slow down and sometimes stop frequently which presumably was her version of edging. Eventually after about 5 minutes of this and me trying to think of something sexy I came over my belly, Kate jumped off the bed and I accepted the offered shower.
TBH as I left, I felt pretty angry with myself as MMM (means, method & motive) don't coincide very often and I felt that I'd wasted this one. I was convinced that it wasn't the girl in the pictures particularly as some reviewers had described her as a beauty. However on taking a second look without my punter spectacles on the pics probably are her.
I'm giving Kate a neutral as she did what it said on the tin but for me it's a very low neutral. Kate would perhaps appeal to those who love big artificial tits but that really isn't my thing.
The next massage punt will be in a well lit parlour with a firm table and a slim beauty attending to me. I also like to chat in the early stages of the massage to break the ice but this really wasn't possible with Kate which was another lack of connection for me.
Would I return? - I'm afraid not for me
