Author Topic: MISSY SCARLETT - Wythenshawe (not Hale!)  (Read 1324 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6429902) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by GingerNuts]

Offline Springoid

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I’ll start with the moral of this story.  Ignore AW reviews, pay attention to the ones on here!

Saw this lady’s amazing tits on Viva Street, then found out she was on adultwork.  There a review on here that was not wonderful, but nothing to put me off.

Quick comms on AW, she agreed 30 minutes for £70, arranged for the next morning and asked me to ring her to confirm before leaving.  Rang her an hour before setting off, and she gave me the postcode.  She’s advertised as Hale, but is in Wythenshawe not far from the precinct centre.  Quick check on googlemaps, area looked ok, so set off.  She sounded a bit distant on the phone, but didn’t deter me.  Irish accent got me going

Got there, rang her again as requested and she asked me to prove where I was parked by reading the street name.  Again sounded a little pissed off, but still persevered.  She told me which house it was, asked me to park round the corner and not to worry about all the cars in the driveway as she was there alone.  Got to the house, and there were about 8 high end cars in the drive.  Not far from the airport, so probrably paid parking.

Knocked and the door opened with her hiding behind. Nice house, very clean.  She stepped out.  Shortish, plumpish woman about 39 (the age she declares) in a tight, black minidress. Averagely attractive, but not a head turner.  Looked annoyed..  No hello, she just walks upstairs.  I follow into a nice bedroom.  Immediately asks for the money, which I don’t mind as I like to get that out of the way, but the classic hand held out. Was a bit too much. 

She then proceeded to sit on the bed and just stare at me.  I offed the trou, then joined her.  She just sat there.  Leant forward to kiss her, and it was like a dead fish.  No kiss back.  She asked me if I wanted her to take her dress off.  Yes please.  Sighed and peeled it off.  Wore one of those weird bras that have the tits hanging out.  They were the main event.  Nice, round with great pokey nipples.  Sucked on them a bit, and she lay down.  Still no kissing.  Gave her a finger and a sniff, nice and fresh, so went down.  Lapped away for a couple of minutes and slipped some fingers in nicely, but no reaction from her.  Looked up, AND SHE WAS FUCKING TEXTING!!!!

Asked if she rather I left, and she said it was up to me as I’d already paid.  My plans of fucking her up the arse went out of the window, so asked her to suck me off.  She finished texting and got her gob round my knob.  Bobbed up, and down a few times, and told me to tell her when I was going to come.  Fuck that I thought, so let her Bob and wank away, the shot 2 weeks worth in her mouth.  She jumped up, my goo dripping from her mouth over me and the duvet.  “I asked you to fucking tell me when you were going to come”.  My reply, “I texted you, did you not get it”.  “Funny cunt” she barked and threw some tissues at me.  I dressed and left.

Buyer beware!

Offline Philmeboots

My reply, “I texted you, did you not get it”.  “Funny cunt” she barked and threw some tissues at me.  I dressed and left

Funniest comment on UKP for  ages. Just  spat my Stella out laughing..

Offline ulstersubbie

My reply, “I texted you, did you not get it”.  “Funny cunt” she barked and threw some tissues at me.  I dressed and left

Funniest comment on UKP for  ages. Just  spat my Stella out laughing..

Comedy gold. Thanks for the review OP!   :thumbsup:

Offline Frustrated gentleman

Absolutely priceless! :D she's off my hot list now for sure!

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Offline cyanblue

Sounded a shocking experience but what a final line!!!!  :lol: :lol: Brilliant !!!
« Last Edit: March 16, 2023, 03:13:14 pm by cyanblue »

Offline RandomGuy99

Her profile says "this is my social life". 

Perhaps she was posting all the ooohs and aaaahs on her FB and Twitter?