Weatherspoon Barmaids

[Colston36]

The trouble with Budweiser is that it’s like sex in a canoe. It’s uncomfortably close to water.

That line was first used about Watneys Red Barrel

[jackdaw]

That line was first used about Watneys Red Barrel

Most likely legend rather than  fact, but one local guy claimed to have drunk a gallon of Watneys and then passed breathalyser….then wrote a letter to Watneys complaining about the weakness of their beer.

[Dipper]

Most likely legend rather than  fact, but one local guy claimed to have drunk a gallon of Watneys and then passed breathalyser….then wrote a letter to Watneys complaining about the weakness of their beer.

 

[spiralnotebook]

Why thanks.

[sparkus]

Anyway if anyone has the urge I am sure they can write a physical description and even region rather than a specific branch.

[daviemac]

Anyway if anyone has the urge I am sure they can write a physical description and even region rather than a specific branch.

Why??

[Private Parts]

That line was first used about Watneys Red Barrel

Long live the “Party Seven” 

[sparkus]

Why??

OP may wish to...

[daviemac]

OP may wish to...

Why??

[sparkus]

Why??

Nothing. Forget I ever said it.

[Nickp]

Is it true they also have one in New Malden staffed by Korean hot chicks in little sailor outfits ?

I was in there not long back, was a quite traditonal blonde highlights/loud blouse bar manageress of yore who served me (i.e. no).

Bit descriptive and hypocritical!!

[daviemac]

Is it true they also have one in New Malden staffed by Korean hot chicks in little sailor outfits ?

I was in there not long back, was a quite traditonal blonde highlights/loud blouse bar manageress of yore who served me (i.e. no).

Bit descriptive and hypocritical!!

Just what are you getting out of being such a weirdo and posting details of innocent barmaids trying to earn a living?? 

You have been here 10 years you should concentrate on making some form of useful contributions instead of posting crap like this. 

You still aren't quite getting the difference between a woman knowingly putting her details out there with the intention of getting blokes to pay to shag her and some woman just trying to make ends meet.

[willie loman]

Most likely legend rather than  fact, but one local guy claimed to have drunk a gallon of Watneys and then passed breathalyser….then wrote a letter to Watneys complaining about the weakness of their beer.

the word you are looking for is apocryphal.

[pbrown355]

No it wasn't that bad

[puntingking]

I don't even know where Hornchurch is 

If you heared of Romford, it's the nearest town to that just more shit 

[puntingking]

Obviously I don't find that creepy. What I do have an issue with, is the OP encouraging punters to highlight pubs, and more worryingly their employees.How many blokes who have read his post, who would not normally visit his local, will now go out of their way to seek out and gawp at this unfortunate redhead.

That would be abit sad if people go to the weatherspoons in question just to spot the girl he was speaking about. But I do get your point, I didn't at first but then I thought roles reverse would I be happy being mentioned on a escort reviewing site when I am not a escort, no. He could of said that he liked one of the weatherspoons barmaid without mentioning which weatherspoons it is.

[contentguy]

If you heared of Romford, it's the nearest town to that just more shit 

Is that possible 

[sparkus]

If you heared of Romford, it's the nearest town to that just more shit 

Romford has two Spoons

[contentguy]

Romford has two Spoons

Thanks for the clarification, he was suggesting Romford is more shit than Hornchurch, which makes sense.  2 Spoons FFS!

I used to go into Spoons, typically to check email before meetings in town centres, usually at breakfast time.   Pre 10am there were ALWAYS at least 2 mobility scooters and a good few people having a pint.

Is Romford a record with 2 Spoons, is there a small town with 3 spoons?

[sammathy]

Thanks for the clarification, he was suggesting Romford is more shit than Hornchurch, which makes sense.  2 Spoons FFS!

I used to go into Spoons, typically to check email before meetings in town centres, usually at breakfast time.   Pre 10am there were ALWAYS at least 2 mobility scooters and a good few people having a pint.

Is Romford a record with 2 Spoons, is there a small town with 3 spoons?

Norwich has 3

[puntingking]

Norwich has 3

Norwich is a city so that's not surprising however when a town has more than 1 than that is somewhat surprising. 

London have more than 30.

[contentguy]

Norwich is a city so that's not surprising however when a town has more than 1 than that is somewhat surprising. 

London have more than 30.

From a count perspective, it’s almost a country
London population is bigger than Scotland and Wales combined.

[sparkus]

The two in Romford are on the same street, doors apart. There's similar town centre pubs either side. If you like a loud boozy weekend drink it's quite lively.

[contentguy]

The two in Romford are on the same street, doors apart. There's similar town centre pubs either side. If you like a loud boozy weekend drink it's quite lively.

Night out in Romford, no thanks 

[timsussex]

That line was first used about Watneys Red Barrel

The version I heard 40 years ago was "this must be Red Barrell - its fucking near water"