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Offline Troydor69

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Emma

600pln 60 mins incall
Bemowo district

I actually found this girl on eurodate.pl but she also has the above profile. As euro date is supposedly a dating site I wasted a fair couple of hours messaging before she cut to the chase and said she liked paid dates. Happy days. I provisionally said I’d meet her the next day at her place and agreed a price for FK, OWO, pussy licking and “classic sex” as Polish WGs like to call it. I firstly noted that both of her profiles were unverified, and also that I was typing in English and she was using Polish with both of us using the translate function on Chrome. I fully expected a B&S, or at best for her to be 15 years older than advertised, and was anticipating to bail and keep a full set of balls for the first night.

Her flat was a good 30 minute bus journey from the old town area. Coms had all been via the site’s messaging, but were good, and the apartment was easy to find with google maps. Door opened and I could barely believe what stood before me. A very pretty, blonde, petite girl, wrapped in a black silky robe who was unarguably the girl in the photo. The one thing I had got right was that she didn’t speak a word of English, but that was fine as we had already discussed my likes. Zloty handed over, she walked me to the shower and waited for me. In the bedroom she gestured for me to get on the bed and she was straight in for my cock. I asked to slow down and kiss, she happily obliged and indulged me in some very pleasant FK for a while. I undressed her to reveal a slim body, neatly trimmed pussy and just slightly disappointingly not very perky boobs. Still, very pretty, fit and fuckable. I got her on the bed and gave her pussy a good licking, it was a very pleasant pussy to lick, clean with just a faint musky taste, she seemed to be enjoying this, perhaps a little too much, as she went into full on pornstar shrieking with extacy mode. Slightly over the top, but nice that she was putting on a performance. My turn and she slid on a condom, disappointing, and went on to give me pretty appalling OW. Why do so many girls think they have to jerk you as if unblocking a toilet while they do this? I blame porn, personally. Quite quickly I asked to fuck her and lay her on the bed. Unlubed I slid into her easily, she was very wet, maybe that shrieking extacy was just a little bit real… Anyway she really did take it like a pro. No resistance to driving the full length into her and I really enjoyed pumping away at her for a while. She again tried to convince me that I was the worlds greatest lover by howling in extacy once again, it was way over the top but actually quite endearing that she wanted to make me feel good. She was pretty, the shagging was good, I had her feet on my chest and a handful of tit and that was game over. I enjoyed that. She cleaned me up, put her hand on my shoulder and spoke the only word of English all night. “Again?”. Nice of her to ask, but I doubt I could. Pretty girl. Nice girl. Good fuck.

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Kasia
400pln 1 hour outcall

Booked a week ahead via WhatsApp, coms were excellent and all likes agreed ahead. On the day I asked to put the meet back an hour (vodka is good and cheap in Poland) and she was fine with that. She turned up bang on time. I’d be lying if I said I was slightly disappointed when we first met. She was very casually dressed in a sweatshirt and leggings. Pretty enough but not quite the Slavic stunner I had hoped for. Quite tall, slim, great legs, good bum, cute feet and boobs that had lost a bit of perkiness. Still she was going to get it…

I asked for a massage, which was pleasant, then went in for some FK, which was also pleasant. She doesn’t allow pussy licking so it was then straight into OWO. Wow. This was unexpected. She really knew how to suck cock. Starting with a slow teasing licking along the shaft, repeated again and again, occasionally giving the balls a licking and gently sucking. Eventually moving on to a slow deep blowjob that was more lick a cock massage with her mouth. Fuck, this was really good. I asked to fuck her and it went a little wrong for a while. I have a fairly girthy cock and the condoms she had were just a bit too tight. She tried to roll a few on to no avail, I’d start to lose my erection, she’d suck it back and this went on for a frustrating ten minutes or so. Eventually she got it on and I started to fuck her, then I noticed the condom was rolling back off, not good when your five minutes into fucking a hooker… I told her, she apologised, asked if I had any different condoms (I didn’t) so she asked if I wanted to go back to oral. I was quite happy with that. So back to the slow, gentle sucking, I asked her to play with my balls while she did this and she obliged. This felt really good but as it was a slow teasing sensation it went on for a long time. Eventually the end was near and I asked if it was ok to cum, she nodded, I still warned her and she took the load into her mouth, still sucking until I was drained. She discreetly went to the bathroom to spit and came back to bed for a cuddle. We talked, she told me places I should visit in the city and she left slightly after the hour. I later messaged her, to thank her (l know I’m a soft arse but it’s not a bad thing to keep the good ones happy) and she replied back with a full list of her favourite places to see in the city. Nice girl, and genuinely the best blowjob I’ve had in years.

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Jassy, 60 minutes erotic/lingam massage
500pln

I’m not an expert in massages but I do enjoy them occasionally. Based in Paradise Reef very near to Warsaw’s main station. I went for the most expensive package and, although I’d normally go for a younger girl Jassy just appealed to me. So nice enough place, clean shower room, usual set up with a mat on the floor, lots of candles and cheesy oriental music playing. Both of us naked with me face down Jassy started with a really pleasant massage, alternating between sofa, firm, nails raking and full weight through her elbows. Also,plenty on ball strokes as she went. Asked to turn over she happily let me stroke her small, pert boobs, her ass and me fingers rub her pussy with her meaty labia exposed. She moved on to my cock and slowly massaged it in her oily hands while I groped away at her until I felt the orgasm build from my balls and spurt far more than I though I had over her hands. She seemed very pleased, grinning while she cleaned me. But she wouldn’t let it end there. Asked if I could do that again, I laughed and said maybe. Back into frontal body to body she slithered over me, getting me hard quicker than I thought possible then went into a particularly enjoyable move of grinding her pussy into my groin while wanking my cock behind her back against her arse, still smiling perversely as she did this. I came close but didn’t manage a second go, but she tried hard.  Time up, showered, polite friendly chat and I left about an hour and fifteen after I entered. Really nice girl, good massage and a good performance. I left feeling good.

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Zuzia 400pln 60 min incall Wola district

My luck had to change. Booked Zuzia as a back up after the sexy minx I wanted to fuck went silent after agreeing to meet. Her photos were genuine but her profile offered more than she would give. I requested kissing, OWO, “classic sex” and a tiny bit of foot play. In the apartment there were at least three other girls so it was pretty well a brothel. She was pretty, slim, had a cracking body and was quite chatty and friendly. Money handed over and showered she asked me to lie back, I asked if we could kiss and got a firm no. After a brief bit of boobs rubbing over cock it was straight on with the rubber. Ah well. The OW was actually pretty good, slow and deep with minimal hand action. On with the fucking and that was also good. She took a good deep length and was happy for me to kiss and lick her pretty feet as we fucked. Over to doggy and the combination of her tight pussy, slim waist and beautiful arse had me filling the bag a bit sooner than I thought I would. In fairness she asked me if I wanted to go again, but without a little kissing to warm up I didn’t think it likely. I left after about 30 minutes. I little disappointing but still a very enjoyable fuck with a sexy girl.


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Ewa Paradise Reef
500pln erotic/lingam massage 60 mins

Same location as Jassy. I though I’d return for a safe bet for my final encounter. Ewa is very pretty, petite, has a cracking body, pert tits and an “alternative” look with lots of prominent tattoos. Upon meeting she obviously wasn’t as into the meeting as Jassy was and seemed a little aloof. Still showered, oiled up and on the mat the massage began. Pleasant and relaxing, but not as firm or sensual as the previous one. Flipped over there were no complaints about touching, but she just didn’t seem as confident or comfortable as Jassy. Some time spent rubbing her oily tits over my cock, which was nice. Her wanking technique was very good in fairness, slow long strokes quickening as I got closer so with a handful of beautifully perky tit I came over her tattooed hand. A quick clean up and there wasn’t much effort put in after that, just some light massage as I stroked her boobs. It was pleasant and relaxing, and I felt pretty good as I left, but I wish I’d gone for a final session with Jassy.

Overall, no real bad punts. A good session with a pretty blonde, an amazing blowjob, the best massage I’ve had, an enjoyable fuck and a slightly less than perfect massage and wank with a very hot tattooed girl.








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« Last Edit: March 14, 2023, 07:09:46 pm by Troydor69 »

Online tightfoot69

Good info, thanks.

That site looks decent with reasonably priced girls. A shame some don’t offer all the services though.

What is Warsaw like aside from the punting? Off to Prague and Krakow next month but beginning to wish I just stuck to Poland now. Prague is good but I have been before whilst I have never been to Poland.

Offline Troydor69

Good info, thanks.

That site looks decent with reasonably priced girls. A shame some don’t offer all the services though.

What is Warsaw like aside from the punting? Off to Prague and Krakow next month but beginning to wish I just stuck to Poland now. Prague is good but I have been before whilst I have never been to Poland.

Warsaw is an interesting city. Not as pretty as Krakow or Wrocław and a much busier and more modern city. Still there are some interesting historical places, particularly if you are interested in WW2 and the soviet era and lots of very good bars and places to eat. Krakow is a better place for a first visit to Poland is it is just a beautiful city. Take a trip to the salt mine near to Krakow, it sounds dull but it’s stunning.

Offline vindici

Thanks for the write up, appreciated.

Offline alabama1

Warsaw is an interesting city. Not as pretty as Krakow or Wrocław and a much busier and more modern city. Still there are some interesting historical places, particularly if you are interested in WW2 and the soviet era and lots of very good bars and places to eat. Krakow is a better place for a first visit to Poland is it is just a beautiful city. Take a trip to the salt mine near to Krakow, it sounds dull but it’s stunning.
I will second that.  :thumbsup:

Online tightfoot69

I will second that.  :thumbsup:

Thanks. Yes I am planning to do the salt mine and Auschwitz on day trips. The punting will be in the evening hopefully.

Offline Samjos

Thanks. Yes I am planning to do the salt mine and Auschwitz on day trips. The punting will be in the evening hopefully.

Great experiences both
- why not book a hotel room IN THE SALT MINES yes there is a hotel underground in the salt mine great experience!!!

Warsaw is also great for history - also as outlined above for girls

One area I would keep clear of is “Wola” as a lot of the girls have a maid and do not provide all of the sevices they advertise

Whilst I appreciate 500 pln is not a lot £100 and you can generally get good value

I tend to punt outside warsaw for 200pln tops 300pln and there is a load of beautiful girls

One advice I would say is invest in a polish SIM to call from as most will not answer a uk number

The trains and busses are rediculously cheap

Look at Ursus for example or Ochota or Mokatow- I live now in warsaw having emigrated from the midlands - there are beautiful girls everywhere - and so cheap - some great looking examples above but for 200pln you could stay for 2 hours for the price of one - just some thoughts

But the girls above mentions sound very interesting especially the one - might just try her ..

Offline titanph

Hey Troydor69, Kasia (External Link/Members Only) has somewhat peaked my interest and I have a trip to Warsaw planned in September.

You mention being slightly disappointed, and her profile says 189cm which is 6’2, is she really that tall? And was she relatively relaxed and willing to go with the flow despite the issues you had? Sounds like I’ll need to bring some back up condoms just incase

Offline Apeters125

Great experiences both
- why not book a hotel room IN THE SALT MINES yes there is a hotel underground in the salt mine great experience!!!

Warsaw is also great for history - also as outlined above for girls

One area I would keep clear of is “Wola” as a lot of the girls have a maid and do not provide all of the sevices they advertise

Whilst I appreciate 500 pln is not a lot £100 and you can generally get good value

I tend to punt outside warsaw for 200pln tops 300pln and there is a load of beautiful girls

One advice I would say is invest in a polish SIM to call from as most will not answer a uk number

The trains and busses are rediculously cheap

Look at Ursus for example or Ochota or Mokatow- I live now in warsaw having emigrated from the midlands - there are beautiful girls everywhere - and so cheap - some great looking examples above but for 200pln you could stay for 2 hours for the price of one - just some thoughts

But the girls above mentions sound very interesting especially the one - might just try her ..

In the areas around Warsaw do many of the girls speak English?

Offline vindici

In the areas around Warsaw do many of the girls speak English?

Depends on age and nationality. If they are actually Polish, and young then almost always. If they are older, Ukrainian or Russian then much less likely.

Offline thebadooboy

Great experiences both
- why not book a hotel room IN THE SALT MINES yes there is a hotel underground in the salt mine great experience!!!

Warsaw is also great for history - also as outlined above for girls

One area I would keep clear of is “Wola” as a lot of the girls have a maid and do not provide all of the sevices they advertise

Whilst I appreciate 500 pln is not a lot £100 and you can generally get good value

I tend to punt outside warsaw for 200pln tops 300pln and there is a load of beautiful girls

One advice I would say is invest in a polish SIM to call from as most will not answer a uk number

The trains and busses are rediculously cheap

Look at Ursus for example or Ochota or Mokatow- I live now in warsaw having emigrated from the midlands - there are beautiful girls everywhere - and so cheap - some great looking examples above but for 200pln you could stay for 2 hours for the price of one - just some thoughts

But the girls above mentions sound very interesting especially the one - might just try her ..

Hey, quick question. You mentioned punting outside of Warsaw. What would be your top 5 in Poland?

Offline vindici

Hey, quick question. You mentioned punting outside of Warsaw. What would be your top 5 in Poland?

I've punted around Katowice, it was hard going. I'd stick to Warsaw or Krakow if I were you.