Link:
External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £130
Duration: 1 hour
Location:
Usual place in Hatfield for those that have seen Black Pearl. They are both in the same flat, but more on that later in the review.
Comms:
Excellent, the maid is really efficient, and you are booked in quickly and ready to go. After a few text messages and confirming services, I was ready to head off.
The Punt:
Now I thought long and hard about this review. I went from being downright pissed off about it, to calming down and realising the service was just rubbish.
I arrive at the location and I’m buzzed in, she greets me with not even a smile, I was pretty taken back by that especially since I heard she was a great, friendly punt. Perhaps she was tired and thoroughly ploughed by the time I arrived. Now in the room, she asked me what I liked and it's important for her. Broken English she can hardly understand what I’m saying to her. Now this makes me feel awkward, I just want to start the punt, not have to answer a questionnaire of likes and dislikes, as this is eating into my time. Then she vanishes not once but twice out the room. I take the opportunity to hit the toilet, once outside I can hear a punter smashing Black Pearl in the room next door, I could have easily opened that door by accident! On a separate note, I salute you for giving her a good pounding my good sir!
Now back in the room, the punt begins. She is just waiting for me to do something, it's awkward, I have to prompt her to every position, she is not responsive at all and I have to take the lead constantly. FK with her is like kissing a fountain, her tongue is all over the place and that is not the way I enjoy it, especially with the level of drool and spit. I decided to strip her down, nice body, good ass, pussy is fresh and I enjoyed going down. She is very responsive, in fact constantly twitching when I lick. So I turn her around and continue noshing away from behind. Now, on with the condom, which I have to ask for twice (language). Into missionary for a pounding until the finish.
Now between rounds, no English or offer of a massage. I’m trying my hardest to make conversation to no avail. Constantly. keeps staring off into the distance or changes the song on the phone, no eye contact. I’m not ready for round two yet and here is where the problems start. As it’s so damn awkward and she has no intention of suggesting anything, not making contact or even doing something remotely sexy to arouse me, I decided I should start the second round. I was also conscious of time as I was certain she had wasted some of it
No matter how hard I try to be aroused, nothing is going to happen below, because I am that disappointed by the service here. I have to direct her into every position, I have to ask her for a blow job twice, which makes it extremely crap. Then, her 5 minute alarm goes off. She says we only have that left (so much for not clock watching boys!). At this point, I just want it over with. I want to get out of there and chalk this up to £130 up the duff
Conclusion:
This is strictly a 30 minute punt, an hour is going to be a slog. It could be that I was put off by a number of factors listed above and I mentally checked out.
Topic: Polish Kate - Hatfield (Read 1513 times)