Visited: Mar 2023.
Location: West Croydon. 5min from University Hospital.
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Tanks are overflowing and spied a couple of profiles on Viva. Called and sent a few text to verify the girl is legit. “Yes”.

Time booked.
Turn up on time, called for door number and was told she’ll send it via text. Pissing down with rain/sleet. Had to look for cover under a tree waiting for text but nada. See a few young guys jumping out cars with phones in hand heading somewhere, dammit they got there ahead of me.
Called number and asked for door number and told her stay online whilst I walk there.
Location: Very residential in West Croydon near the University Hospital. Logic says it’s this door but she says another colour. Confused. Told to walk down some long alley and it’s new builds.
Door opens and it’s a 5ft1 max, 30-40s Romanian Aunty. I asked her where’s the girl in pics? “She’s busy busy. Me OK? I have another girl”

Walked inside and looked up to stairwell to find some big fat Vicky Pollard munter looking down.

Couldn’t get my arse out of there quick enough. She was mumbling everything under the sun as I left.
Don’t waste your time.
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