Tiana - Privy Massage - Birmingham

[TheFlyingClutchman]

External Link/Members Only

Comms Great
Time booked: 1 hour

This was prior in January and I'll be honest, after all the reviews I came in with high expectations but was left a little letdown to be honest.

As a general - came in, welcoming friendly introduction - nothing wrong on those fronts. Maybe a little awkward with lack of English understanding and how to proceed with next steps (i.e. offer a shower etc). Room was freezing however and that added to the negative.

Came to the massage, stunning girl don't get me wrong but a lot of the time was spent on my front with me facing to the floor and with a crazy amount of time (felt like 40 minutes) focused on specifically my calves - no swipes, no reach unders (maybe because I booked the Nuru, but would still expect a slight tease). I would wriggle, hint , adjust my member to hint at any movement down there - but nothing was received - and she definitely did not maintain the same level of enthusiasm as others said with kissing etc (there was no voluntary kissing received).

Once on my back and on the bed, she was a beautiful girl once naked who welcomed mutual touching - but kissing as an extra felt passionless (lips were paperthin). Some slight moaning whilst giving a hj which added 1 or 2 points - but member was barely excited and felt more like it was going through a chore than a pleasantry.

Overall 3/10

[daviemac]

Cheers for your first review and welcome to the forum. How much did you pay? 

[TheFlyingClutchman]

180, quite the steep end - 50 for extras just ksing

[Jumping Jack Flash]

£180 

I’d never pay that for a massage and HE, you’d get two sessions with cash to spare at TCM places. Crazy prices IMHO

[Joball87]

180, quite the steep end - 50 for extras just ksing

Blimey! I know the Privy girls are supposed to be good looking and all but £230 is eye-watering for a HJ

[houseboot]

Where was this?

All locations listed on website, Leicester, Nottingham, Derby & Lincoln are East Midlands not West.

Edit

The locations listed at the top of their website is different to those listed at the bottom.

Birmingham?

[GingerNuts]

Where was this?

All locations listed on website, Leicester, Nottingham, Derby & Lincoln are East Midlands not West.

Edit

The locations listed at the top of their website is different to those listed at the bottom.

Birmingham?

Their current list of available girls shows one in Nottingham, one in Leicester and five in Birmingham. Tiana isn't currently available but her profile shows Birmingham

[TheFlyingClutchman]

Where was this?

All locations listed on website, Leicester, Nottingham, Derby & Lincoln are East Midlands not West.

Edit

The locations listed at the top of their website is different to those listed at the bottom.

Birmingham?

It was Birmingham yes

[mr.bluesky]

Good first review  but ridiculously over priced for that level of service. A Nuru massage usually takes place on a lilo with proper Nuru gel . I hope your next punt is a better one. 
( if that's her photo on the website she does look quite attractive)

[Jake.mackie]

External Link/Members Only

Comms Great
Time booked: 1 hour

This was prior in January and I'll be honest, after all the reviews I came in with high expectations but was left a little letdown to be honest.

As a general - came in, welcoming friendly introduction - nothing wrong on those fronts. Maybe a little awkward with lack of English understanding and how to proceed with next steps (i.e. offer a shower etc). Room was freezing however and that added to the negative.

Came to the massage, stunning girl don't get me wrong but a lot of the time was spent on my front with me facing to the floor and with a crazy amount of time (felt like 40 minutes) focused on specifically my calves - no swipes, no reach unders (maybe because I booked the Nuru, but would still expect a slight tease). I would wriggle, hint , adjust my member to hint at any movement down there - but nothing was received - and she definitely did not maintain the same level of enthusiasm as others said with kissing etc (there was no voluntary kissing received).

Once on my back and on the bed, she was a beautiful girl once naked who welcomed mutual touching - but kissing as an extra felt passionless (lips were paperthin). Some slight moaning whilst giving a hj which added 1 or 2 points - but member was barely excited and felt more like it was going through a chore than a pleasantry.

Overall 3/10

If you want to kiss... Wild Milf Carla
If you want a sensual body to body... Nat in Oldbury

[Beesting888]

Thanks for the review.

I've only been here once (and left a review). My understanding is the girls rotate through the various locations and therefore are at all of them at some point. My experience was good but the price means I would not make it a regular haunt. In any case for the premium price they charge I would expect a premium service and despite Tiana being  a corker I'd be disappointed to say the least with a lackluster performance like that.