Author Topic: Blue Royal/Juice Rose - Llandudno  (Read 1714 times)


12 review(s) for Juice rose (2 positive, 2 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by daviemac]

Offline Hammertime337

Hey guys, first time reviewing so hope you enjoy!

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I knew I was going to go for it the moment I saw the size of those chebs. I read some reviews on here and saw that her HJ is ranked expert by some but, noted by all, her attitude was a lacking. I persisted anyway. This was sometime last year, August/September maybe

Price
£60-80 for 30 mins, fuzzy on the exact price as well sorry

Comms
Good. Prompt responses, clear on what she offered etc... Over the phone I did mention that I wasn't really interested in the massage and just wanted the tug but this got lost somewhere and I was terribly massaged anyway

Venue
Cheap hotel by the sea, decent parking, had another punt in the same place few weeks after.

The Punt
The girl was very attractive, mixed race and a nice Caribbean twang, she was wearing a very loose type dress with massive arm holes that you could see the tits through at the right angles, very nice. She was nice enough initially; friendly chat, services confirmed, money sorted then went to quickly freshen up.
Clothes off, and she directs me to the bed to lay face down, pretty sure I had confirmed just the tug with no rub only a moment ago again but I figured she might be trying a secret technique who knows, it's more likely I chickened out of asserting myself again 😂 Rub was substandard, just stroked the back of my thighs basically, luckily I wasn't made to suffer long before she asked me to turn around.
HJ was indeed expert level. Best HJ I have ever received. Decent amount of oil, good dirty talk, sexy facial expressions and so on. She was still clothed a couple minutes in so I asked if she could remove her top, she looked disgusted but did so anyway. I powered through heavily aided by the size of her melons. Speaking of heavy, they were very much bound by gravity due to their size, I anticipated this already and that's what I'm into anyway. No touching was aloud which is disappointing as other reviews got to touch, oh well.
I'm getting very into it and then she suddenly asks me to stop breathing out of my mouth due to covid. I apologise and she continues but is now insisting that I cum and looks more fed up with every passing second. The HJ does not suffer, likely due to muscle memory. This was only 5 mins into the HJ and I was a bit disappointed about the rush. Regardless, I breathed through my nose, focused on the tits and blocked out her resentment. I was trying not to bust until I hit around 15 mins, at least then I would kind of feel like I won. By the 15 min mark she was absolutely tamping from her facial expressions. I then gracefully blew the biggest load I had ever blown.
Cleaned up and dressed and she was like 'oh dressed and ready so quick?' like I'm allowed to take my time as long as she's not jacking me off.

Doesn't sound like a great experience but my god that HJ was something else, I would happily do it all again next time she's in the area. Might not be for everyone, but hey if you're happy to finish in 5 but pay for 30 then you may not see her bad side...

Offline TallnHung

Sounds shite.
Your review your rating though.

Online Thephoenix

Welcome to the site and thanks for your first review which was detailed and entertaining in it's content.
Obviously not as entertaining for you at the time, but your account of the proceedings made me smile, particularly about her attitude and comments about keeping your mouth closed.
Carrying those huge melons around, she was probably lacking in energy, and from what you say possibly suffering from wanker's elbow. :D

I assume she was just having a break by the seaside and earning a bit extra for her fish n chips, as she's back in London now.

Offline Hammertime337

Cheers for the feedback fellas, admittedly it seems odd to have a positive review despite everything, but like I said I would definitely go back for that HJ, it was phenomenal.

Sadly she's only been back up here once since and I wasn't able to see her then, but next time I'll get her and bang out another review

Online Thephoenix

Cheers for the feedback fellas, admittedly it seems odd to have a positive review despite everything, but like I said I would definitely go back for that HJ, it was phenomenal.

Sadly she's only been back up here once since and I wasn't able to see her then, but next time I'll get her and bang out another review

You've got to be thankful for anything half decent in sunny Llandudno

Offline silvio_berlusconi

Yes I saw her a while back and whilst she was a nice chatty girl the service was pretty disappointing.

Massage was crap, then turned over for a HJ which was average at best.  She does have an incredible pair of breasts, which I was hoping would be involved in the HJ, perhaps a titwank and a play but no.  I could look at them whilst she wanked me off  -  I could have done that myself and saved £50 but there we go.

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Yes I saw her a while back and whilst she was a nice chatty girl the service was pretty disappointing.

Massage was crap, then turned over for a HJ which was average at best.  She does have an incredible pair of breasts, which I was hoping would be involved in the HJ, perhaps a titwank and a play but no.  I could look at them whilst she wanked me off  -  I could have done that myself and saved £50 but there we go.

I don’t see your review or any reviews from you?

Offline silvio_berlusconi

I don’t see your review or any reviews from you?

No that's because I wasn't a full member of the site back then, also she then left the area.

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No that's because I wasn't a full member of the site back then, also she then left the area.
Thanks for explaining matey, I’m sure you will be reviewing moving forward, thanks.

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Thanks for explaining matey, I’m sure you will be reviewing moving forward, thanks.

Oh how nice our mods have become.
It's nice to see.
I guess you've all had nice implants and been reprogrammed  :thumbsup: :rolleyes:

I can imagine maybe a slightly less subtle response a while ago.

Many thanks for the great work you do.