Author Topic: Asia Lisha - Chinese - Birmingham - Avoid the double team!  (Read 2575 times)


32 review(s) for sexy mina (12 positive, 8 neutral, 12 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

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So there I am minding my own business trawling AW and I come across a profile that catches my eye. I thought I'll have a bit of that and phoned the number straight away. I was in the mood for a Chinese. I then did a search and was astounded with what came back. A mixture of Negatives and positives with the negatives winning out. A common theme was running throughout all of them; Do not take up the offer of a threesome with this one we will call the shot putter External Link/Members Only extra will be asked for owo and 20 minutes is all you are likely to get. Given my initial reaction to her pics I decided to chance it, if anything I could always walk if the shot putter turned up.

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Comms This was also a deciding factor here. After ringing the number with no answer a text came straight back with the pricing structure, postcode and wanting to know what time I was coming. I said I would like to come after midnight. Fine no problem. After reading the reviews I thought let me be a bit flaky see how they react, if they get arsey then I'll go nowhere near it. Said it may not be after midnight after all, it may be later. In fact it may not even be today it maybe tomorrow. I also managed to nail down that owo was included in the price with no extras. All fine all agreed to. So an hour before I was ready to go I texted to see if the coast was clear, Yes. Bosh, and I was on my way.

Location New apartments within a stones throw of the Maky D's on the Bristol Road. Quite quiet really no one around and it wasn't particularly late at night. Was given a 3 digit number to buzz in which I thought was the door number but needed further info to get to the floor and door which was tucked away right at the end of a corridor.

Price £70 for half an hour.

The girl/Session. Knocks the door and let in behind the door trick. Showed into a bedroom by, yes the girl in the pics. She was wearing a bra and short skirt and she put her hands on her chest and asks me if I like big tits? They look lovely not realizing she was referring to the shot putter's ample cleavage. She said I'll go and get my friend and we can have a threesome. Thanks to previous reviews I knew not to entertain this. No no darling just you and I gave her the money for 30 minutes. She went to stash the cash and came back into the room. I turn around to see where I could hang my clothes and when I turned back she had whipped off her clothes and a nice little bush was poking out at me. I said how the fuck did you get your clothes off so quickly? I eventually got mine off and she went to the bedside cabinet for a condom so she could blow me. I said, without and she said that's £10 extra. You agreed no extra. Now all of a sudden she doesn't understand English too well so I went to grab my phone to show her the exchange but before I could she said alright and got the wipes and gave me a proper wipe down.

So she is on her knees sucking me off which is a bit tentative and after about 2 minutes the little rascal had put the condom on and lay on her back on the bed asking me to fuck her. To be honest that pretty young face and lovely c cup tits and slim body just laying there was very inviting. So I'm there stroking away and I get the impression she is hurrying me up to cum so I spin her around to keep her preoccupied. The same again in doggy. So she is now in cow girl and riding away fine but I'm in no mood to finish so she hops off and and takes the condom off and applies some lotion and tries to wank the hell out of me to completion. The sap is nowhere near rising so I quite fancy a prone bone finish for a change. She wasn't overly enthusiastic about going back to fucking but she did apply the condom but would only lay on her back. So missionary it is then. This was weird, it went from her massaging my pecs and real moans and fake moans to her trying to squeeze one of my black heads to her manipulating my solar plexus all in an effort to get me to cum but it just wasn't there. She said do you want a threesome to finish? After refusing she said, you wank yourself off on my tits but don't cum on my face though. OK I said, grab hold of my balls while I'm doing it. Not the ideal scenario but still horny nether the less. After I left a huge load all over her tits she cleaned me up and left the room. I got dressed and the other girl came in the room to say hello and see me out. Nice big rack but as she turned around the go open the door she reminded me of.....hence the nick name the shot putter. After leaving I could have swore I was there ages. When I looked at my watch, just over 20 minutes. WTF!
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Thanks for the review DV, I saw her last week and will review. Sadly for you I’ve left it too late otherwise could have saved you a bit of cash. Almost identical meet only the Fat bird opened the door and tried it on.

The SP is good looking but the clock watching, and rushing really lets her down.

I’ll review myself very soon but again, sorry you had a bad one.

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I’ll review myself very soon but again, sorry you had a bad one.
No worries mate. I did get some enjoyment hence the Neutral. Shame as if she didn't fuck about so much could be a really nice punt. By the way did you beat me to the full service girl?

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No worries mate. I did get some enjoyment hence the Neutral. Shame as if she didn't fuck about so much could be a really nice punt. By the way did you beat me to the full service girl?

Fully agree, she has potential but hasn’t maximised it and tbh I don’t think she will. My review will be a neutral as well.

And I’m trying to think who is the full service girl? May need to jog my memory a bit here

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And I’m trying to think who is the full service girl? May need to jog my memory a bit here
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Ahhh, the new one at Lush lol

I haven’t to be honest and don’t think i will either. She’s a bit too old for my liking if I’m honest so the TOFTT is there if you want it lol

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Damn, these fuckers get about. Now showing in Runcorn, Cheshire.

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Already! Fuck me! They didn’t waste time. Maybe cos they hot one area and move on before they have time to build up a reputation.