External Link/Members OnlyI was going to the football a few months back, i.e. August, so just reviewing in time (unsure if I’ll be classed as new to UKP anymore) and fancied a massage. Booked in for 1 hour at £45 on calling number on the website. Not a problem to fit me in at time specified, which was great.
Parking pretty easy in a couple of places close by and deserted street, though a little traffic passing, but would be no issues for me if I had been spotted as I’d been whinging on about a bad back for a while beforehand.
Walked in and upstairs and was greeted quickly and ushered into the bathroom to wash my hands. Understandable given the climate.
Girl was easily 40s possibly even 50s, a little disappointed as not most attractive but too shy to ask for someone else (doubt it would go down well anyway) and ‘settled’ instead of walking. I had a bad back remember. She wore black slip type dress with tights.
Asked to get undressed so I did and gave the fee which she took and came back with my fiver change. She was back in the room before I was laid down on the bed. I was like a block of ice as the place was freezing. I just couldn’t warm up.
I opted for firm pressure as I did want those knots removing. Massage started on back and then each leg in turn, working the knots out quite well, not much in terms of interest from her until just before the turn when she livened me up by cc swipes and tickling my inner thighs. At this point she asked if I wanted HR for £20. I only had £60 in total in cash so let her know this and she agreed to HR for £15 (thus total paid £60).
On the turn started immediately on little Letterhead, but she seemed quite uninterested and it was all just boring. Eventually she said I needed to come (I know, I’m not missing the match for this!) so I did. She cleaned me up, I got dressed, she asked me about my plans which was surprising as there’d been none of this beforehand, and I left quite subdued and £60 down.
Ok, I got a massage which was fine apart from I was shivering all the way through, but there was just nothing in terms of atmosphere or chemistry (friendliness rather than sexual) so can’t give it a positive I’m afraid. Do I go neutral or negative though…they’re a massage joint, I had a massage which helped with my back so I’m going neutral, some may have gone either way but it’s my punt so I’m sticking to my guns.
Won’t be back though, that’s for sure.
